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The Pessimist
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 12:46 |
First one. Because it's the one that makes him look like a total douche.
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
Arnold Schoenberg
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Location: Malaria
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Points: 89372
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 12:30 |
I saw this one today: “If I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting.”
This was in response to Sean Penn about going to Haiti.
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topographicbroadways
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Location: Australia
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 10:45 |
Vompatti wrote:
I voted for the first one as I find it a beautifully harmonic sentence.
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It should definitely be included in a prog lyric "Charlie's Terrestrial Realm Parts 1-12"
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Negoba
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Joined: July 24 2008
Location: Big Muddy
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Points: 5210
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 10:28 |
"That was an old brain, I have a new brain." He further explained, "I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old."
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 07:29 |
I voted for the first one as I find it a beautifully harmonic sentence.
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The Truth
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 22:16 |
"I make Sinatra and Jagger look like armless children."
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Lark the Starless
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Joined: October 15 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 21:12 |
The last one made me chuckle quite a bit.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 21:01 |
WalterDigsTunes wrote:
I love how the character he plays on the show is like a more subdued version of himself. Usually actors have to exaggerate rather than understate their traits, right?
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I know right. Also in a King of the Hill episode from 1997, this porn star had a tatoo on her ass that said I Charlie Sheen Guess he's always been a terrible person! And too difficult to pick one....but I liked "Dying is for fools"
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topographicbroadways
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 19:44 |
new candidate "I'm tired of pretending i'm not bitching frikin rock star from mars"
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crimhead
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 19:28 |
They're all epic.
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progismylife
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Location: ibreathehelium
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 19:22 |
Bi-winning
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zravkapt
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 19:15 |
I don't watch much TV (on purpose), but what is this "tiger blood" I keep hearing about?
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 18:16 |
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Luna
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Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 18:11 |
I voted for #2
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Any Colour You Like
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Joined: May 15 2009
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Points: 12294
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 18:05 |
He's gone downhill since Platoon. But I admit I laughed at number 3.
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stonebeard
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 18:04 |
The full quote is even better:
"I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
Also,
“I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging
seven-gram rocks. Because that’s how I roll. I have one speed. I have
one gear: Go.”
Everything he has done and said is better than anything he's done on Two and a Half Men. He should just exist, without a show or movies or anything. Exist and be hilarious.
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Points: 19643
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 18:04 |
Bi-winning for sure.
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WalterDigsTunes
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:57 |
The third option.
I love how the character he plays on the show is like a more subdued version of himself. Usually actors have to exaggerate rather than understate their traits, right?
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topographicbroadways
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Joined: May 20 2010
Location: Australia
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Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:47 |
The drug addled maniac came out with so many ridiculous qoutes in this weeks interviews a poll just had to be made...
Edited by topographicbroadways - March 05 2011 at 17:47
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