Best Charlie Sheen Quote This Week poll
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Topic: Best Charlie Sheen Quote This Week poll
Posted By: topographicbroadways
Subject: Best Charlie Sheen Quote This Week poll
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:47
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The drug addled maniac came out with so many ridiculous qoutes in this weeks interviews a poll just had to be made...
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Posted By: WalterDigsTunes
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:57
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The third option. I love how the character he plays on the show is like a more subdued version of himself. Usually actors have to exaggerate rather than understate their traits, right? |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 18:04
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Bi-winning for sure. ------------- 
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 18:04
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The full quote is even better: "I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." Also, “I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks. Because that’s how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear: Go.” Everything he has done and said is better than anything he's done on Two and a Half Men. He should just exist, without a show or movies or anything. Exist and be hilarious. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 18:05
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He's gone downhill since Platoon. But I admit I laughed at number 3. |
Posted By: Luna
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 18:11
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I voted for #2
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 18:16
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Also, this: http://www.cracked.com/blog/charlie-sheens-guide-to-mental-wellness/" rel="nofollow - http://www.cracked.com/blog/charlie-sheens-guide-to-mental-wellness/ ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 19:15
| I don't watch much TV (on purpose), but what is this "tiger blood" I keep hearing about? |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 19:22
| Bi-winning |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 19:28
| They're all epic. |
Posted By: topographicbroadways
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 19:44
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new candidate "I'm tired of pretending i'm not bitching frikin rock star from mars" -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 21:01
I know right. Also in a King of the Hill episode from 1997, this porn star had a tatoo on her ass that said I  Charlie SheenGuess he's always been a terrible person! And too difficult to pick one....but I liked "Dying is for fools" |
WalterDigsTunes wrote:Posted By: Lark the Starless
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 21:12
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The last one made me chuckle quite a bit. ------------- 
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Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: March 05 2011 at 22:16
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"I make Sinatra and Jagger look like armless children." ------------- http://blindpoetrecords.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">  
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 06 2011 at 07:29
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I voted for the first one as I find it a beautifully harmonic sentence. |
Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: March 06 2011 at 10:28
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"That was an old brain, I have a new brain." He further explained, "I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old." ------------- You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all. |
Posted By: topographicbroadways
Date Posted: March 06 2011 at 10:45
It should definitely be included in a prog lyric "Charlie's Terrestrial Realm Parts 1-12" -------------
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 06 2011 at 12:30
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I saw this one today: “If I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting.” This was in response to Sean Penn about going to Haiti. -------------   
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: March 06 2011 at 12:46
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First one. Because it's the one that makes him look like a total douche.
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Posted By: June
Date Posted: March 06 2011 at 16:23
And also this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz" rel="nofollow - |
Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: March 06 2011 at 16:48
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^I got 8 out of 10 correct. They didn't show me which two I got wrong.
I actually agree with #10...whoever said it.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: March 06 2011 at 18:58
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How can we forget "Can't is the cancer of happen" It's....almost motivational. I think? |
Posted By: Adams Bolero
Date Posted: March 07 2011 at 12:00
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His response to being asked about the fact that his drug use may kill him made me laugh out loud:
''Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs''.  ------------- ''Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.'' - Albert Camus |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: March 07 2011 at 12:04
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rch 3rd, 2011 by AJC Opinion
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Posted By: Catcher10
Date Posted: March 07 2011 at 13:46
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...the rantings of a lunatic, I don't think really applies.....more the rantings of a media marketing hype to get me more money (and he probably will) and a new contract/show.... -------------   
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: March 07 2011 at 17:11
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Apparently, Charlie Sheen has been officially fired from 2 and 1/2 Men. http://tv.yahoo.com/two-and-a-half-men/show/35441/news/tv.tvguide.com/tv.tvguide.com-two-and-half-men-terminates-charlie-sheen?nc" rel="nofollow - http://tv.yahoo.com/two-and-a-half-men/show/35441/news/tv.tvguide.com/tv.tvguide.com-two-and-half-men-terminates-charlie-sheen?nc ------------- 
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Posted By: boo boo
Date Posted: March 07 2011 at 17:16
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That fourth one sounds a lot like my favorite Dali quote.
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Posted By: TheClosing
Date Posted: March 08 2011 at 16:05
Not sure, but my fav quote of the week would have be: "Just how much drugs did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men." 
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Posted By: Theriver
Date Posted: March 08 2011 at 17:31
| Ricky Gervais: "It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking -- or, as Charlie Sheen calls it, breakfast" |
Posted By: The T
Date Posted: March 08 2011 at 21:54
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"I had more than fun, I had ME!" ------------- 
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Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: March 09 2011 at 16:18
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http://theclicker.today.com/_news/2011/03/09/6226950-sheen-attacks-everyone-responsible-for-firing-him-in-latest-web-rant" rel="nofollow - http://theclicker.today.com/_news/2011/03/09/6226950-sheen-attacks-everyone-responsible-for-firing-him-in-latest-web-rant
He crazy...
“Can you smell your soul? Can you smell the rotting dog s---, the fermented puke that is your viscera? Can you smell the lies? Can you smell the carnage you created? Can you smell the impostor living within? Can you smell your mother's tears from some distant memory, as she scattered her pathetic creation asking all around her why this feeble abortion survived? Can you smell it, Chuck?"
Death metal lyrics? ------------- You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all. |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: March 09 2011 at 19:52
i think these quotes will end up on a youtube song soon.... who will do it?
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: March 09 2011 at 19:55
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Holy Toledo!
"Number 3, Bruce, Bruce Daisy-and-wilt, shame on you, you much shorter than average fool. And shame on your invalid attempts to shell game this grand magician. My crew now knows the truth. Yes that is all of their fists pounding on your paper-thin chamber door. They now lead with solid proof of your sordid hypocrisy and yellow-spined tactics. Wait, is that an angry mob raiding your muck hole? It is over, tiny man. Grab ankles and accept your fate.” "Number 4, hi ya’, Chuck-E-Cheese ball,” Sheen said. “Where ya’ hiding, silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself or women? Which personality are you cowering beneath for transparent cover? I see you, you little worm. I see you behind your plastic smile, your bitchy pout and your desperate need to be liked — forget love, that ship sailed when you were born, to use one of your stupid and unfunny jokes.” -------------
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: March 09 2011 at 22:18
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: March 09 2011 at 22:26
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I think this sums up a bit....
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Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: March 10 2011 at 09:37
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Posted By: topographicbroadways
Date Posted: March 10 2011 at 12:19
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this poll was for last week if he keeps up his webcast i'm going to have to start making a weekly poll -------------
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Posted By: WalterDigsTunes
Date Posted: March 10 2011 at 12:23
One of the atrocious cliches of our time  |
Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: March 10 2011 at 12:41
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"Grab Ankles and Accept Your Fate."
That's the name of my next album. ------------- You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all. |