Best Goat...Ever.

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   Ah you pulled out the big guns first didn't you Mr G? I'm not sure I
can top Artimus in the super goat stakes although it's sad to see that
his little hooves still haven't terra firma yet.

Ground allergies are a menace for all goatkind. We must do something to help these poor creatures.

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Tinyfish Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Newbie Joined: December 08 2006 Status: Offline Points: 38	Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:21
	Ah you pulled out the big guns first didn't you Mr G? I'm not sure I can top Artimus in the super goat stakes although it's sad to see that his little hooves still haven't terra firma yet. Ground allergies are a menace for all goatkind. We must do something to help these poor creatures.
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Dean Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575	Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:18
	hmmm... why does the phrase mucking about in fountains come to mind?
	What?

Jim Garten Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693	Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:14
	A rare photo here of Artimus Ferencz whose hobbies include stamp collecting, fine wines, chess and synchronised swimming: Regretably, owing to a bizarre mud accident in his childhood, he now has a marked allergy to the ground. Edited by Jim Garten - April 17 2009 at 10:14
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Tinyfish Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Newbie Joined: December 08 2006 Status: Offline Points: 38	Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:08
	All the goats are over 18 (in goat years) and have signed an affidavit confirming that none of them were mistreated on the day and all the martinis purchsed and consumed at the shoot were paid for using private NOT public funds.
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crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: April 17 2009 at 09:48
	When has goat porn ever been allowed on here?

Tinyfish Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Newbie Joined: December 08 2006 Status: Offline Points: 38	Posted: April 17 2009 at 09:39
	Here are a section of some of the best goats I've ever seen: This is Dupree. He is a South African common goat and his hobbies include running, sleeping, chewing and farting. Durpee is head of Economics at Southfields University, South London. Sweet Georgia works in Logistics and Supply for a reputable firm of Investment bankers. She is married with two kids. Dupree 2 has just returned from a 3 month Frisbee exhibition tour of the Balkans. A fan of baseball and Suduko, Dupree 2 is colour blind and is the founding director of the Flat Earth Society. King Midas was sadly born with a growth hormone imbalance is currently 380ft tall. Midas enjoys good food and his favourite band is Simply Red And finally we have Julian Bedwetter. Julian is most famous for inventing grass but now shuns the celebrity spotlight after accidentially decapitating Julian Lennon with a shovel. Edited by Tinyfish - April 17 2009 at 09:44
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