Vacuum Cleaners vs. Dream Theater

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   After weeks of study, I have come to the conclusion that Dream Theater sucks to an extremely higher degree than any known vacuum cleaner in existence.  These studies were done in the most unbiased situations possible, and the results are conclusive.  No vacuum cleaners were harmed in these experiments, however the poor innocent chimpanzees who were forced to listen to Dream Theater are now suffering immense ear and brain damage.  We hope they will be feeling better after we increase their dosage of Krautrock.

Poll Question: Which sucks more?
Poll Choice	Votes	Poll Statistics
Vacuum Cleaners	11	[61.11%]
Dream Theater	7	[38.89%]
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Mikerinos Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 11 2005 Location: Planet Gong Status: Offline Points: 8890	Posted: December 07 2008 at 02:13
	After weeks of study, I have come to the conclusion that Dream Theater sucks to an extremely higher degree than any known vacuum cleaner in existence. These studies were done in the most unbiased situations possible, and the results are conclusive. No vacuum cleaners were harmed in these experiments, however the poor innocent chimpanzees who were forced to listen to Dream Theater are now suffering immense ear and brain damage. We hope they will be feeling better after we increase their dosage of Krautrock.