Vacuum Cleaners vs. Dream Theater
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Topic: Vacuum Cleaners vs. Dream Theater
Posted By: Mikerinos
Subject: Vacuum Cleaners vs. Dream Theater
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 02:13
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After weeks of study, I have come to the conclusion that Dream Theater sucks to an extremely higher degree than any known vacuum cleaner in existence. These studies were done in the most unbiased situations possible, and the results are conclusive. No vacuum cleaners were harmed in these experiments, however the poor innocent chimpanzees who were forced to listen to Dream Theater are now suffering immense ear and brain damage. We hope they will be feeling better after we increase their dosage of Krautrock.
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Posted By: Mikerinos
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 02:20
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The result of this poll will be interesting. In the end, Dream THeater will have either: 1) Lost a poll for the first time ever, creating a black hole in Phil Collins toilet, or 2) Some random vacuum company will suggest a vacuum cleaner powered by Dream Theater that will also suck so much a black hole will be instantly formed. This poll ends: whenever the Mayan calender ends, 2012. Start pillaging and ultrahedonism ASAP and we can all die in the coolest manner possible at once (apparently jumping into a black hole would make time appear to slow down to almost freezing, which I never understood why or how anyone could understand). -------------
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Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 02:25
Have a cookie Mike.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 07:13
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Voted for the Vacuum Cleaner. Just to balance the vote, ya see? I don't like iniquity. |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 07:45
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Vacuum Cleaners. They sound more pleasant as well as being way more useful...
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 08:02
| I didn't read the question, so I voted for vacuum cleaners. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 08:14
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I did read the question, so I voted for Dream Theater. ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 08:24
Vac cleaners, of course - we got a brand new one yesterday !
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 08:38
| Dream Theater can't seem to do anything with lint or dog cookie crumbs, so I voted for vacuum cleaners. |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 10:11
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Damn. I forgot to read the question. Dream Theatre sucks more.
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Posted By: MovingPictures07
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 10:25
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Vaccuum cleaners definitely suck more.
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Posted By: refugee
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 10:27
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My vacuum cleaner is not very powerful, so DT it is.
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Posted By: Visitor13
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 12:17
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It's all well and good to just proclaim to the whole world that Dream Theater sucks more than any vacuum cleaner in existence, but where's the proof? I have so far failed to notice any decrease in dust levels in the room where I keep a DT album. I therefore conclude that Dream Theater doesn't suck - but this makes it essentially useless. Moreover, I'm not at all confident if Krautrock can do anything to remedy the situation. My last attempt at boiling some Krautrock albums to serve with meat and champignons ended in disaster. And I did remember to get rid of the rock beforehand, just keeping the Kraut. The only possible conclusion is that Krautrock is as useless as Dream Theater. Both fail at what they were intended for. |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 12:28
| For sucking power nothing beats a Kirby or a Dyson. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 12:45
But how useful are Dream Theater down your trousers? 
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 12:52
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Peter wrote:Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 18:27
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I have to admit this is almost as good as my Scenes from a Memory vs. Love Beach poll. That being said, I voted for vacuum cleaners.
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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 18:28
I'm a fan of the Italian models myself ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: LinusW
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 18:35
Just as a follow up: I have seen my vacuum cleaner curled up in a corner, crying, when I played DT a couple of weeks ago. This affected me deeply, and I have now set up an illegal organisation for the purpose of saving vacuum cleaners living in DT-loving households and release them into the wild. Join up today - make the world better. Membership is free. |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: December 07 2008 at 21:09
Actually, the way time dilation works is that time would pass at the same rate for you as it always does, but to an outside observer it would appear that time was moving slowly for you. Of course, there's no such thing as an outside observer in this case, as you would have to be well within the event horizon by the time such severe time dilation occurred. Anyways, Dream Theater. -------------   |
Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: December 08 2008 at 01:20
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Vacuum cleaners suck more. Anyway, they're used more often. Ask the guy on the street. He'll have heard of a vacuum cleaner, but he'll never hear of the dream theaters doing anything. -------------  <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR] |