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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2006 at 22:38
Once again, inpraiseoffolly wanted me to post a joke :

Many people are surprised that there are so many females on progarchives. Sadly, the majority of them go unnoticed, drowned out by James' high post count.

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Points: 9008 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2006 at 21:31
LOL  Best thread ever!!

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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2006 at 21:04
LOL Clap

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Points: 15535 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 23 2006 at 22:16
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Points: 8890 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 23 2006 at 22:16
This is what happens when James goes to a Chinese restaurant:
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Points: 8844 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 23 2006 at 00:12
Originally posted by Joren Joren wrote:

James is so hot that he causes global warming.

James never listened to music, he 0wns it.

Max and Rony founded Prog Archives, but only because James told them to.

James can make two posts out of a one-syllable word.

There is no such thing as Truth, there is only James.

James invented RIO/Avant-Prog.

When James has sex, he thrusts his pelvis in 7/8.

James has dissonant orgasms.

Da James Wortz Mekanïk.


What does that translate to from Kobaian?

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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 22 2006 at 11:50
Here's one composed by inpraiseoffolly but he couldn't post it and asked me to do it :

A common misconception in physics is that gravity is a force that draws objects towards the earth. It is in fact a force that draws objects towards James' high post count.

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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2006 at 23:20
Originally posted by memowakeman memowakeman wrote:

Yeah, there were the 60`s and The Beatles created a song called Please Mr. Postman... what you dont know is that actually the original name of that song was "Please no, Mr. Post James" ...

We all know that the correct name of they is "apostle", what we dont know is that there`s one of them hanging around PA... his name is apostjames

James likes playing soccer, his shoots always hits in the post, and post, and post again...


LOL I really like that one

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Points: 13032 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2006 at 22:33

Yeah, there were the 60`s and The Beatles created a song called Please Mr. Postman... what you dont know is that actually the original name of that song was "Please no, Mr. Post James" ...

We all know that the correct name of they is "apostle", what we dont know is that there`s one of them hanging around PA... his name is apostjames

James likes playing soccer, his shoots always hits in the post, and post, and post again...

 

 

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Points: 15535 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2006 at 13:07
Originally posted by Joren Joren wrote:


Originally posted by King of Loss King of Loss wrote:

Originally posted by Joren Joren wrote:


When James has sex, he thrusts his pelvis in 7/8.
James has dissonant orgasms.


You mean

When James has sex with his hand, he thrusts his hand in 7/8.


     
Maybe... I don't know about his sex life...

    
How could James have a sex life? He spends all of his time posting.
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2006 at 12:59
Knock Knock Knock! Who's there? Certainly not James because he's home posting.

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Points: 6667 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2006 at 08:02
Originally posted by King of Loss King of Loss wrote:

Originally posted by Joren Joren wrote:


When James has sex, he thrusts his pelvis in 7/8.
James has dissonant orgasms.


You mean

When James has sex with his hand, he thrusts his hand in 7/8.


     


Maybe... I don't know about his sex life... Wink
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Points: 28427 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2006 at 21:30
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

What an amazing thread! I acrualy lol'd even thiough I raqrely do that anymore...


Originally posted by Badabec Badabec wrote:


By the way, how long did it take to have so many posts? Stern SmileWink


About twice less time than it took me. And he's about to pass me
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Points: 1313 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2006 at 17:14
Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

31 - Humans appeared on Earth thousands of years ago. At that time, James was already a senior member. LOL


Kyahahahahahahahaha!!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

By the way, how long did it take to have so many posts? Stern SmileWink
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Points: 16707 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2006 at 16:23
Originally posted by Joren Joren wrote:


When James has sex, he thrusts his pelvis in 7/8.
James has dissonant orgasms.


You mean

When James has sex with his hand, he thrusts his hand in 7/8.


     
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Points: 8890 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2006 at 16:19
James is the reason for this:



Because James never leaves ProgArchives, Tony R felt it would be best to permanently engrave "Geck0" onto the active users list.

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Edited by Bluesaga - December 14 2006 at 16:21
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Points: 8890 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2006 at 16:14
Originally posted by Trickster F. Trickster F. wrote:

Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:



If you Google search "James posting quality posts" you will generate zero results.  It just doesn't happen.


TR   
 
 
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http://www.google.ru/search?hl=ru&rls=DVXA%2CDVXA%3A2004-41%2CDVXA%3Aen&q=%22James+posting+quality+posts%22&btnG=%D0%9F%D0%BE%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BA&lr=

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Points: 15535 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2006 at 15:58
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Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

For James' job applications (hypothetical, of course), he puts one of his strengths is multi-tasking.  He can post and masturbate to Debby pictures simultaneously.


Which hand for which?



It is important to know so that the manager of the 7-11 can know what hand is clean enough to touch to end the world.
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2006 at 15:56
Yes, why you?

Debby will easily beat you up in a fight. Wink

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Points: 1079 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2006 at 15:54
Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

For James' job applications (hypothetical, of course), he puts one of his strengths is multi-tasking.  He can post and masturbate to Debby pictures simultaneously.
O why me darnit?Tongue

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