The M00dy N00bs

Atomic_Rooster wrote: The Whistler wrote: Atomic_Rooster wrote: The Whistler wrote: This..."female" human, where is it now? In my room with my other instruments   This reminds of me of the Conan 'O Brian sketch where he is gonna have a barbecue with his drummer and announcer, and the announcer announces that he's got some meat in his truck. And Conan asks if it's animal meat. And the announcer asks him to define "animal."   And Conan says an animal is anything that doesn't beg for mercy when you cook it. And the announcer gets reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaal quiet... I broke her like a horse, so she won't be begging any time soon.

Proletariat wrote: The Whistler wrote: Proletariat wrote: we need to write an epic about the n00b-cult that we created and then gain followers through a series of .1 second subliminal TV adds.   Uh, yeah...that would require money, power, technical skills, charm, or some combination of the two. Which none of us possess in spades, if at all.   Although that's a pretty good idea; I wonder why Yes never tried that.  They did, how did you think they got people to listen to 90125

rileydog22 wrote: Atomic_Rooster wrote: The Whistler wrote: Proletariat wrote: I'm listening to our myspace page, to the introduction/interview. we a cult?         I better get high, that is my role in the band. What do you mean? Like, do we have a cult following, or are we a ritualistic/sacrificial pseudo-religious, possibly demonic, most likely secretive organization? well, I did capture a human for use by the band, so I think that qualifies us as the pseudo-religious, independent organization type of cult. BTW what should I do with the human?  I don't really need her all the time, just when we're jamming or when I feel like practicing... Oh, I think you know what we do with the rest of her time.....

well, she is looking a bit dingy, so I guess I should oil her up like my flutes.  Anyone have any linseed oil to spare?

The Whistler wrote: Proletariat wrote: we need to write an epic about the n00b-cult that we created and then gain followers through a series of .1 second subliminal TV adds.   Uh, yeah...that would require money, power, technical skills, charm, or some combination of the two. Which none of us possess in spades, if at all.   Although that's a pretty good idea; I wonder why Yes never tried that.

Proletariat wrote: we need to write an epic about the n00b-cult that we created and then gain followers through a series of .1 second subliminal TV adds.

I have a large stick and a bag that I use for llama purposes; we could use that to round up some followers.

we need to write an epic about the n00b-cult that we created and then gain followers through a series of .1 second subliminal TV adds.

The Whistler wrote: Proletariat wrote: I'm listening to our myspace page, to the introduction/interview. we a cult?         I better get high, that is my role in the band. What do you mean? Like, do we have a cult following, or are we a ritualistic/sacrificial pseudo-religious, possibly demonic, most likely secretive organization?

well, I did capture a human for use by the band, so I think that qualifies us as the pseudo-religious, independent organization type of cult.

BTW what should I do with the human?  I don't really need her all the time, just when we're jamming or when I feel like practicing...

I'm listening to our myspace page, to the introduction/interview.

Well, he does have little tiny sunglasses...