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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: June 06 2010 at 04:51 |
The CAR Medley part 3
rollercoaster, bumper car ghosts down at the wax museum stinking drunk just like a bum rollercoaster (give me um)? cyclone at the house of freaks
It was one of those nights when you drive Right by your own street And you wonder who's running
pay the price and you will find that in the end you're left behind your dignity so don't look at me - and we all stand together together ! Don't crash my car
You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Anyplace is better
You got a fast car I got a plan to get us out of here I been working at the convenience store Managed to save just a little bit of money We won't have to drive too far Just across the border and into the city You and I could both get jobs Finally see what it means to be living
We can talk about it in the car; we can talk about it with the drive. Keep your eyes on the road up ahead, (don't forget what we said about) staying alive.
got a brand new car And I like to drive real hard I got a brand new car And I’m feeling good so far
Pull over the car Pull over the car I think I see a fly fisher Pull over the car Pull over the car My dad wants to break up with your sister
Filmstar, elegance, a terylene shirt, it looks so easy, Filmstar, an elegant sir in a terylene shirt tonight, Filmstar, propping up the bar, driving in a car, it looks so easy, Filmstar, propping up the bar, driving in a car tonight.
now baby, get into my big black car. Hey now baby, get into my big black car. I want to just show you what my politics are.
Streetlights on, the night air’s cool I’m driving right past my old school I’m looking for my pack of cigarettes
I’m driving home for christmas I can’t wait to see those faces I’m driving home for christmas Yea I’m moving down that line
White line fever
Number one deceiver
White line fever
Come on Now!!!!!!!!!!
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: June 06 2010 at 04:43 |
The CAR Medley Part 2
so here i am here i am well i woke up in a car i traced a way to fall so i could see the mississippi on her knees i've never been so lost i've never felt so much at home please write my folks and throw away my keys i woke up in a car i woke up in a car
Hey (hey) you (you), get into my car Who me? Yes you, get into my car Wooooooooooooooh. Wah! Yeah!
Get Outta my dreams get into my caaaaaaaaaar
You’re a precious stone, you’re out on your own You know everyone in the world, but you feel alone Daddy won’t let you weep Daddy won’t let you ache Daddy gives you as much as you can take A-ha, sha-la, a-ha, sha-la Daddy’s gonna pay for your crashed car
Whiplash caught the silver son Took the film to No. I Crashed the car and left us here Broken glass for teenage boys trapped in steel and celluloid Crashed the car and left us here.
The land of race car ya-yas. The land where you can’t change lanes. The land where large, fuzzy dice Still hang proudly Like testicles from rear-view mirrors.
Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane Or I could steal a car Cos in a car you can go far Just depends on what kind of car you are
Just 18 and the money’s short A victim of public transport Made her smile with his best approach And he checked her out and he checked his watch Saying alright the time is short
Look there, cross the street There’s a car made just for me To own that car would be a luxury Right now I can’t afford the gas Brand new convertible’s out of my class That ain’t stopping me from thinking to myself That car’s fine looking and she’s something else
Hey! hey! hey! hey! There's a motor store at the top of Hylton Road you go there for for little bits n pieces for your car and in the office there sits a secretary she's got Long blonde hair,
I may not seem your ideal when you look into my eyes I don’t smoke, I don’t tell jokes, I’m not the custom made size But baby let me take you out on the highway for a while I’ll show yow where the man in me is when he doesn’t hide Well he’s cruising in the fast lane, stuck behind the wheel Jekyll and hyde going on inside when I’m your automobile
He dreams of being a matador Waving the cape Killing the killing machine A hero of the ring he drives his car His spirits soar his spirits soar
Heaven is a miracle, watch out everything! A car comes from the right. Cops are a miracle, watch out everything!
Jump in my car
I want to take you home
Come on jump in my car
Its too far to walk on your own
Paradiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise by the daaaaaaaaaash board light
Aint no doubt about it we were doubly blessed
Barely 17 and we were barely........
Morningshine I don’t see your kind much but I like it like this If you wreck your car I won’t get to see you in the morning
Outside there’s a box car waiting Outside the family stew Out by the fire breathing Outside we wait ’til face turns blue I know the nervous walking I know the dirty beard hangs Out by the box car waiting
Bright you are And bigger than both of us Though I'm a star I can't burn that bright Tiger car swerving forward into us Now here we are Sleeper car
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: June 06 2010 at 04:33 |
The Car Medley: Part 1
Here in my car
i feel safest of all
I've been drivig in my car
its not quite a jaguar
take you driving in my car car
take you driving in my car car
take you driving in my car caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Driver's seat
OooooooOOOOOoooOOOOOO
Driver's Seat
Doing all right
Sleeping in my car
i will undress you
sleeping in my car
I will obssess you
Shes my little deuce coupe she dont know what i got
My body is the car that I've been driving Around for thirty six years My body the car Slowly burning out the rubber
Car (D-d-drive, d-d-drive) Car (D-d-drive, d-d-drive) Car (D-d-drive, d-d-drive)
I said it's incredible You said it's not true at all Car hits car kills car hits car kills I said it's a miracle
They said: You have a broken voice box Now how you gonna be a star Why did you make that foolish left turn And run right into that car Into that car, into that car
Baby you can drive my car Yes I’m gonna be a star Baby you can drive my car And baby I love you
Beep beep’m beep beep yeah
Pray, pretty, won't you tell me what's on your mind She's got a rhythm from a red car, she's got a rhythm from a red car Here we go baby, takin' a turn for the better I work your curves, girl, let the road run on forever Now you're lookin' good in the mirror, then you blind me with your lies Well you're drivin' me crazy on this road to paradise
I've been cruisin' round the town now with the guys for quite a while We been thinkin' 'bout starting up a club that shows some class and style And we'll get the finest cars
Coffin car, she’s riding a coffin car. People watching her with tender eyes, Friends whispering in kindly words, Children running, waving hands, Telling each other, how pretty she is.
I wanna be bigger, stronger Drive a faster car To take me anywhere in seconds To take me anywhere I wanna go And drive around a faster car
Black Volga following me --- Nobody's car. Mr. No-one at the wheel of Nobody's car. Wet pavements, thin apartments --- quiet dissent from darkened doorways
Boy I'd like to have that car I whispered to my dad We could fix it up and make it new again All it needs is just a little time My daddy's hardly ever home
You might not ever get rich But let me tell ya it's better that diggin' a ditch. There ain't no tellin' who ya might meet. . A movie star or may be even an Indian Chief.
Car wash Car wash
Look what I'm drivin'. Look at the curves
I bought me an auto, an ’81 ford escort wagon Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin’ I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic’s fit for hangin’ I got to go to rust check , ’bout the price I’ll be hagglin’ I can’t drive it home because the muffler it be saggin’ Got a car full of pain
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 08:00 |
When in the womb do as the wombats! When in Rhodes do as the rodents!
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 05:17 |
Choir: He's changed the LIIIINK in his SIIIIG!!! Owls owls, king of the sea!
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 20:58 |
I have . . . now.
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:38 |
I will . . . soon.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:34 |
Choir: you should change the link in your sig!
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:30 |
Bulbous also tapered.
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:27 |
The wombat has eaten my coffin!
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:26 |
(Again, beginning:)
Fast and bulbous.
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:23 |
You're supposed to say that after I say: 'the wombat has eaten my coffin!'
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:19 |
Bulbous also tapered!
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:17 |
Part 2: Behold An Island Floating In The Sky Above NYC
That's right, the mascara wombat fast 'n' bulbous also a thin teardrop.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:12 |
A wombat eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast 'n' bulbous, got me?
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:10 |
But you know just keep your head up high or your nose rose high into the sky why oh why is a wombat not as big as an elephant?!
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 17:06 |
It’s hard to walk tall
When you’re a wombat!
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 16:59 |
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle goes a wombat down the streets he's moving like a penguin with his rapidly moving feet.
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 16:47 |
No, I cannot tell you for, for that's all I've written so far. I took a break from the romantic story and began to write something more absurd and more interesting instead.
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Posted: June 04 2010 at 16:37 |
Teenage Choir:
As verbal voyeurists we're eager to behold
what follows as through a virtual keyhole
of this love scene's bedroom door.
Don't linger, wombat writer, please go on and tell us more!
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