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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:42
Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

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"Brian Lopez is a sexy man-hunk"

...56 translations later we get:

"Vorkers burayanropesusekushi."


Well suppose that's my new status


Edited by JJLehto - March 04 2011 at 15:43
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:40

Original text:

"Brian Lopez is a sexy man-hunk"

...56 translations later we get:

"Vorkers burayanropesusekushi."
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:39
Actually, it's saying that one person does know the meaning of life.  Spooky.
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:38
Originally posted by SaltyJon SaltyJon wrote:

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"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is...42."

...56 translations later we get:

"41 live in a world where most of our answers ..."




WHAT!? HOW DARE THEY CHANGE THE ANSWER TO LIFE! Cry
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:38

"Tosin Abasi is the black Jesus."

...50 translations later we get:

"Black apbaseuhaetda Tousey, "he says."
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:36

Original text:

"I'm about to have some cider. I keep forgetting. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Forgot my apple juice small."
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:35
Wat:

Original text:

"I have no idea hat you guys are talking about, so I am going to soak my hands in butter."

...56 translations later we get:

"I do not know the gradyent."
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:35

Original text:

"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is...42."

...56 translations later we get:

"41 live in a world where most of our answers ..."
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:34

"Tatsuya Yoshida has been in a lot of bands, such as Koenjihyakkei, Korekyojinn, Musica Transonic, Ruins, Sax Ruins, Soft Mountain and Akaten."

...56 translations later we get:

"Yoshida problems koenjihyakkei, quickly moved to the saxophone korekyojinn audio program."
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:30

"Yoda my name is"

...56 translations later we get:

"My decision."
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:30

Original text:

"Translation is to kill the bad parts. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Translation is poor."
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:28

Original text:

"Bad translator killed the Shred"

...10 translations later we get:

"Translation is to kill the bad parts"


Sounds philosophical to me
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:27

"What is the meaning of life?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Meaning of life."



It's suffering from Echolalia.
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:25

Original text:

"You, my friend, have killed the most people in the entire history of the human race. Is there anything you would like to say for yourself?"

...56 translations later we get:

"After the death of the man himself. I want to use it?"
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:24

Original text:

"I like to air drum, air bass, and air cello along with music."

...56 translations later we get:

"As announced, music, weather, feels like a drum."
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:22
Oh wow Caio
and lol @ Hitler

Some of these make a little too much sense!
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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:21

Original text:

"I love to suck penises"

...10 translations later we get:

"I am a very bad man"'

It makes sense to me.
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:21
One for our wombat friend:

Original text:

"I'm so hard right now."

...56 translations later we get:

"It was not my time well."
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:21

Original text:

"Samla Mammas Manna are a silly and talented group. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Higher in women with gentiles - governmental organizations smooth, Sumler."
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:19

Original text:

"Do you think this machine regularly recognizes punctuation marks, or is it a bit too thick for that?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Poor second car hard?"
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