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CPicard
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 13:07
HEAVY-METAL! Because, yes, HEAVY-METAL is a religion. And if you ask me why I write HEAVY-METAL in capitals, it's because I'm fond of ham (see TVTropes).
JJLehto
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 12:32
OT Räihälä wrote: There are too few religions to choose from there. How come you didn't even give vodun as an alternative? And how does one vote for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is as much a religion as i.e. christianity?
Because I decreed it that's why. Also I guess you just voted for it
Equality 7-2521
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 12:32
Dean wrote:
Dayvenkirq wrote:
Equality 7-2521 wrote: Clearly math.
Why clearly?
Because you can work it out with a pencil.
And it actually describes the universe accurately.
"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
Dean
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 12:21
Dayvenkirq wrote:
Equality 7-2521 wrote: Clearly math.
Why clearly?
Because you can work it out with a pencil.
What?
Dean
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 12:20
Dayvenkirq wrote:
OT Räihälä wrote: ... Flying Spaghetti Monster ...
WTF?
No, FSM. Though actually the religion is called Pastafarianism
What?
Dayvenkirq
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 12:19
Equality 7-2521 wrote: Clearly math.
Why clearly?
Vompatti
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 12:16
Brahmanism is clearly the best, but my personal favourite is Gnosticism.
But "there is no religion higher than the Truth."
Edited by Vompatti - May 02 2012 at 12:16
Equality 7-2521
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 12:14
Clearly math.
"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
Dayvenkirq
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 12:09
OT Räihälä wrote: ... Flying Spaghetti Monster ...
WTF?
akamaisondufromage
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 12:09
VIDEO
Help me I'm falling!
Dayvenkirq
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 11:52
^
Could I think of a better religion
?
Edited by Dayvenkirq - May 02 2012 at 11:53
harmonium.ro
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 11:41
OT Räihälä
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 11:14
There are too few religions to choose from there. How come you didn't even give vodun as an alternative? And how does one vote for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is as much a religion as i.e. christianity?
JJLehto
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 03:15
Oh no. This is it. The debate to settle it all...it may get messy but once it's decided here on PA the world shall conform. I am a little upset I forgot Satanism. Edit: Added. Sorry Taoism, you no longer exist.
Edited by JJLehto - May 02 2012 at 03:16
someone_else
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 03:12
JJLehto wrote:
someone_else wrote:
JJLehto wrote:
someone_else wrote:
I am not familiar with that one. As I said if it's not listed it can't be accepted but please tell me about the religion of lock.
I have locked out any religion, even 'the religion of lock', 'lockism', 'lockerbie' or whatever name is given to it.
One more remark: religion is easily confused with faith, which is a different thing.
So no vote...
Fair enough, but remember this decides it...forever. So if you don't vote can't complain when a true, global religion/belief/view is decided on Because it will be forever and absolute.
I won't complain because I know that when this comes, it will be temporary and I wait for what comes after
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 03:11
someone_else wrote:
JJLehto wrote:
someone_else wrote:
I am not familiar with that one. As I said if it's not listed it can't be accepted but please tell me about the religion of lock.
I have locked out any religion, even 'the religion of lock', 'lockism', 'lockerbie' or whatever name is given to it.
One more remark: religion is easily confused with faith, which is a different thing.
So no vote...
Fair enough, but remember this decides it...forever. So if you don't vote can't complain when a true, global religion/belief/view is decided on
Because it will be forever and absolute.
JJLehto
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 03:08
Dayvenkirq wrote: Holy s$%t, that's a lot of religions. Don't know much about them.
Well, I had to try and include as many as possible.
As well as some other religions that are kept down by the man like Church of Fripp and negative theism.
Why is it so "crazy" that there are actually -7 gods?
someone_else
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 03:07
JJLehto wrote:
someone_else wrote:
I am not familiar with that one. As I said if it's not listed it can't be accepted but please tell me about the religion of lock.
I have locked out any religion, even 'the religion of lock', 'lockism', 'lockerbie', 'holy deadlock' or whatever name is given to it.
One more remark: religion is easily confused with faith, which is a different thing.
So no vote...
Edited by someone_else - May 02 2012 at 03:10
JJLehto
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 03:02
someone_else wrote:
I am not familiar with that one.
As I said if it's not listed it can't be accepted but please tell me about the religion of lock.
someone_else
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Posted: May 02 2012 at 02:57
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