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    Posted: March 28 2007 at 23:55
Originally posted by The Lost Chord The Lost Chord wrote:

mucha dinamita pero con la mecha corta!!!!!BIG DINAMITE WITH A SHORT FUSE!!!!
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*Mickey, Arrrghus and Mickey playing DnD and smoking crayons*


Mickey : We shall go on a quest to unravel the mysteries of our mind that is messed up by continuous spasms created by intravenous land slides...

TLC : WTF I SAY WE GO IN SEARCH OF THE LOST CHORD!! LOLOLOL OMFG THE MOODIES ARE AWESOME!

Arrghus (rock out mode) : Guys! I just rolled a 20!

*Flossy appears out of nowhere*

Flossy : N00bs! Warriors are so white! Samurais pwn them! ULKULKULK

 

*Velvet Room playing Monopoly*


 Arrrghus: Yeah!  You landed on my residence (rock out mode) PAY ME $150!!

James: Blastphlabbet!!  You stupid n00b bought the residence with the most obscure sounding name!  I hate you!

Arrrghus: (rock out mode) PAY UP!!

James: Well, I don't have money, it's good and all but savings bonds are much better!


*One Minute Later*


 Mike: James, you forgot to collect your $200 after passing go.

James: Collecting $200 is good and all, but not collecting it is so much more RIO!

TLC: OMFG OMFG ANYBODY WANT TO BREAK IN A CHURCH RIGHT NOW AND JAM SOME MOODIES ON THE ORGAN? HAHAHAHALOLOLOL

Bern: Uhhh, I don't think you can do that in Monopoly.

TLC: WHAT THE HELL IS MONOPOLY?

 

*The crew playing Mortal Kombat*


Arrrrghus (rocking out) : ALRIGHT! TIME TO FINISH YOU OFF JAMES!

James : I'm glad I'm dead. Liking to win is good and all but liking to lose is much more obscure and satisfying.

TLC : LOLOLOL JOHNNY CAGE = JAM !! OMFG GUYS I KNOW! LET'S JAM ON A MELLOTRON RIGHT NOW!

Flossy : Liu Kang pwns the white n00b's ass! ULKULKULK



Jar Jar Travers : LOLOLOLOL GUUUYS!!! I'VE JUST FARTED!!

James Postspammer : Farting in a small spaceship is good and all but you should try the light side of the Force. It's much better.

Jar Jar Travers : OMFG DOES THAT MAKE ME A JEDI?!?! WTF LOLOL

     Fah Zi Wang Kenobi : The Light side is soooo white. N00bs!

Hot teacher : "Brian, what is Germany's capital?"

TLC : "OMFG I SOOOO DUNNO WTF MOODIE AREN'T GERMAN LOLOLOL YOUR ASS IS FRIGGIN SEXY AS ALL HELL LOLOL OMFG!"

      Zac : "Berlin! Es ist Berlin!"
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TLC actually played the church organ for deaf people
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TLC once made a girl laugh.. she was his church organ instructor
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Girl: Is that a grand piano down your pants?
TLC: Yes
Girl: Oh!
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TLC once made a girl laugh. She was a mellotron sales person.
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lmfao!
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TLC once made a girl laugh.  She was a robot.
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Points: 4252 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:26
TLC should be called "ECHO".....
 
 
...HE JUST KEEPS ON BOUNCING BACK!Wink
 
 
 
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TLC once went deep into the South American jungle, looking for perfect wood to construct the best mellotron ever. While there, he sampled some of the local whiskey....for 3 days. On the third day, he suddenly had to relieve himself, so he pissed in a small river. This river became the Fountain of Youth. 
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For school, TLC wrote an essay on The Civil War using only a mellotron.

RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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LOL Good one Geck0!

RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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TLC was once invited to play Mellotron for King Crimson, but when he turned up, Fripp beat him up with his stool, for being too damned happy.  This became the ending of Moonchild.


Edited by Geck0 - March 02 2007 at 13:07
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14 was my favourite. LOL
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Originally posted by inpraiseoffolly inpraiseoffolly wrote:

The Lost Chord would post about how perfect he is, but he can't ever seem to get the spelling in such a way that a normal human being could understand it.


The spelling obfuscates his even more complicated grammar - it's a layers thing...
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Points: 24429 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 12:43
Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

Italian Symphonic prog was in fact invented when The Lost Chord tried to sing classic british prog after having drunk way too much alcohol.

LOL


Wait until the King of ISP Heart sees that....LOLLOLLOL
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Points: 1907 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 12:38
i am going to print all of these on a mat in old english text and frame it.
 
Thanks guys!
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It is believed that The Lost Chord is actually the reincarnation of a female groupie who committed suicide after John Lennon's murder because she couldn't bear the pain of living without him ; others suggests he is the reincarnation of Janis Joplin.
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Points: 658 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 01:53
Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

Italian Symphonic prog was in fact invented when The Lost Chord tried to sing classic british prog after having drunk way too much alcohol.%20align=absMiddle%20smileys%20smiley36.gif=


Actually, I think it was Zeuhl.


The noises he let out while unconscious were the roots of Zeuhl and Avant Prog. Wink
 
And some voices of Post rock were created by him tooLOL
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Points: 658 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 01:43
Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

Here is already a new batch I just came up with LOL :

  • Giving The Lost Chord a blowjob is like getting a Whisky-flavored Popsicle.

How do you know??? LOL.LOL
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