Forum Home > Topics not related to music > General discussions

New Posts

FAQ

The Poll to End All Polls!

Post Reply

Page 12 >

Poll Question: Have you ever fellated yer fave prog star?
Poll Choice	Votes	Poll Statistics
No	2	[8.33%]
Yes, & I’ve been basking in the reflected glory ever since.	1	[4.17%]
How are you defining "fellated?"	1	[4.17%]
Even if I had, I wouldn’t tell the entire world about it!	1	[4.17%]
How dare you try to cheapen it? What we had was SPECIAL!	1	[4.17%]
Is oral sex prog?	3	[12.50%]
Repeatedly, but just for bus fare.	0	[0.00%]
Repeatedly, but just for the taste.	0	[0.00%]
wat dose ’filleted’ meen?	0	[0.00%]
I demand that you add every band I like to the site!	1	[4.17%]
Please remove Radiohead from the Archives.	1	[4.17%]
Please remove Radiohead from the face of the planet!	1	[4.17%]
All prog was retroactively derived from Steely Dan.	0	[0.00%]
Dream Theater. That’s all, just DREAM THEATER!	0	[0.00%]
No, but that Steve Howe is soooo dreamy!	0	[0.00%]
No, but it’s on my "to do" list for 2005.	2	[8.33%]
Sicko!	1	[4.17%]
Wallace is not amused by this sort of thing.	0	[0.00%]
The obscure German bands I like do not condone pleasure.	3	[12.50%]
I’m doing so even as I respond to this poll.	0	[0.00%]
Hell yeah! Let me tell you ALL about it!	1	[4.17%]
I ate my crayon.	3	[12.50%]
I don’t remember, I don’t recall....	0	[0.00%]
I got no memory of anything at all!	1	[4.17%]
They don’t call ’em RadioHEAD for nothin, you know!	1	[4.17%]
This topic is closed, no new votes accepted

Author

Message

Topic Search

Topic Options

Velvetclown View Drop Down

Forum Senior Member

Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548

Topic: The Poll to End All Polls!
Posted: January 19 2005 at 02:35

selling_echoes View Drop Down

Forum Senior Member

Joined: December 07 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 113

Posted: January 18 2005 at 19:46

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled prog.... and he loved every one of them equally.

Now what comes in the shape of a dill pickle, I ask you?

radioHEAD.

Garion81

Special Collaborator

Honorary Collaborator

Joined: May 22 2004
Location: So Cal, USA
Status: Offline
Points: 4338

Posted: January 18 2005 at 19:42

wat dose ’filleted’ meen?

[0.00%]

I can see Eddy hasn't voted yet.

"What are you going to do when that damn thing rusts?"

Sweetnighter View Drop Down

Forum Senior Member

Joined: October 24 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1298

Posted: January 18 2005 at 19:00

Blacksword wrote:

I voted 'Is Oral sex prog'

I think a strong case can be argued for its inclusion in the archives. Its far more interesting and different to Radiohead.

Okay, lets start a petition, I'm all for it.

I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend

threefates View Drop Down

Forum Senior Member

Joined: June 30 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4215

Posted: January 18 2005 at 17:48

danbo wrote:

Ah, Mr. Toy! It was rock and roll.

We played the Doobie Brothers "Long Train Running" and our version of the Chuck Berry classic, "Bernie Be Good."

We Rocked 'em and Socked 'em Robo-Toy.

And evidently you reaped the rewards !!! at a boy!

THIS IS ELP

Dan Bobrowski View Drop Down

Special Collaborator

Honorary Collaborator

Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243

Posted: January 18 2005 at 16:45

Ah, Mr. Toy! It was rock and roll.

We played the Doobie Brothers "Long Train Running" and our version of the Chuck Berry classic, "Bernie Be Good."

We Rocked 'em and Socked 'em Robo-Toy.

Radioactive Toy View Drop Down

Forum Senior Member

Joined: March 06 2004
Location: Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 953

Posted: January 18 2005 at 14:00

sigod wrote:

danbo wrote:

I never blew anyone, however, when my band won a high school talent contest an overly excited freshman girl nearly sucked my boxers through my bumm.

WHAT TALENT! I was so impressed I gave her my contest winnings.

Now, about those mellotrons?

A story for the Prog & Sex thread...

I thought danbo was an rock 'n roller all the way!

no prog for him!

Reed's failed joke counter:
|||||
R.I.P. You could have reached infinity....

sigod

Forum Senior Member

Joined: September 17 2004
Location: London
Status: Offline
Points: 2779

Posted: January 18 2005 at 12:11

danbo wrote:

I never blew anyone, however, when my band won a high school talent contest an overly excited freshman girl nearly sucked my boxers through my bumm.

WHAT TALENT! I was so impressed I gave her my contest winnings.

Now, about those mellotrons?

A story for the Prog & Sex thread...

I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill

maani

Special Collaborator

Founding Moderator

Joined: January 30 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 2632

Posted: January 18 2005 at 12:08

Peter:

Bravo!

Peace.

Jim Garten View Drop Down

Special Collaborator

Retired Admin & Razor Guru

Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693

Posted: January 18 2005 at 11:15

I don't believe it, this thread is on its second page and no repetitive clanging of names being dropped (my ears are still ringing from reading the Sex & Prog thread).

Must be a record, eh?

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012

Dan Bobrowski View Drop Down

Special Collaborator

Honorary Collaborator

Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243

Posted: January 18 2005 at 10:30

I never blew anyone, however, when my band won a high school talent contest an overly excited freshman girl nearly sucked my boxers through my bumm.

WHAT TALENT! I was so impressed I gave her my contest winnings.

Now, about those mellotrons?

Radioactive Toy View Drop Down

Forum Senior Member

Joined: March 06 2004
Location: Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 953

Posted: January 18 2005 at 10:30

I don't know if you could define the progstar prog

Reed's failed joke counter:
|||||
R.I.P. You could have reached infinity....

Reed Lover View Drop Down

Forum Senior Member

Joined: July 16 2004
Location: Sao Tome and Pr
Status: Offline
Points: 5187

Posted: January 18 2005 at 08:12

You missed out "fellating onesself" LOL

Velvetclown View Drop Down

Forum Senior Member

Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548

Posted: January 18 2005 at 07:01

Syzygy

Special Collaborator

Honorary Collaborator

Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003

Posted: January 18 2005 at 06:49

Interesting poll - it raises a couple of questions:

Which prog star has been fellated by the most admirers/partners/groupies?

Also, which one has the smallest willy?

'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom

James Lee

Special Collaborator

Honorary Collaborator

Joined: June 05 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 3525

Posted: January 18 2005 at 05:36

Well there was that time with Pete Burns...no, just kidding. He's not prog.

sigod

Forum Senior Member

Joined: September 17 2004
Location: London
Status: Offline
Points: 2779

Posted: January 18 2005 at 05:32

Velvetclown wrote:

Sorry Velvet but that picture and title caught me off guard. One of your best yet.

I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill

Velvetclown View Drop Down

Forum Senior Member

Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548

Posted: January 18 2005 at 03:39

Blacksword View Drop Down

Prog Reviewer

Joined: June 22 2004
Location: England
Status: Offline
Points: 16130

Posted: January 18 2005 at 03:07

I voted 'Is Oral sex prog'

I think a strong case can be argued for its inclusion in the archives. Its far more interesting and different to Radiohead.

Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!

Velvetclown View Drop Down

Forum Senior Member

Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548

Posted: January 18 2005 at 01:50

Nice Poem there Garion81

Well the Mariah thread BECAME pointless

Post Reply	Page 12 >

Forum Jump

Forum Permissions View Drop Down

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot create polls in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

This page was generated in 0.236 seconds.

Donate monthly and keep PA fast-loading and ad-free forever.