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James Lee 
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 Topic: OMG, Gdub - Look at This One !!!
Posted: January 18 2005 at 17:14 |
It's called Gulf Arse Syndrome. 
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threefates
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 13:49 |
Yes, I guess Chelsea does have more than its share lately...
Ian thought it was hilarious and said we should look into it just in case we can later sue the government for the reason why he's gay....
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Tarkustra
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 10:01 |
And evidently in Chelsea. What did Ian say about this??
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When you speak, is it you that hears? Are your ears full? You can't hear anything at all.
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Syzygy
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 07:11 |
 sigod wrote:
[QUOTE=threefates]
I have been the victim of a 'I just see you as a friend, let's not spoil that' bomb on a few occasions. 
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Been there myself - now if you were really serious about demoralising the enemy, that would work better than anything.
"OK men, stand up and fight!"
"No, I'm going to paint my bedroom walls black and listen to Morrissey non stop for the next 6 months, writing poetry about how unfair it is that everyone's having tons of sex apart from me."
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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aqualung28
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 16:57 |
^Well I could see some disadvantages to that bomb
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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James Lee
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 14:12 |
How about an "I missed my period" bomb to send them into a twitching fit of glazed desperation?
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sigod
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:42 |
threefates wrote:
How about just a "Love thy neighbor" bomb... excluding the sexual tones.... or even better... a "Lets love Americans" bomb...
Heck, the world could use a bomb like that....
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I have been the victim of a 'I just see you as a friend, let's not spoil that' bomb on a few occasions.
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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aqualung28
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:12 |
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no,cuz those will kill people. I mean a bomb that will help people understand prog
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:04 |
Prog Bomb?
Do you mean Big Generator, Love Beach, GTR or Asia?
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aqualung28
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 11:57 |
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Why not a Prog Bomb?
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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threefates
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 10:15 |
How about just a "Love thy neighbor" bomb... excluding the sexual tones.... or even better... a "Lets love Americans" bomb...
Heck, the world could use a bomb like that....
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sigod
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 07:53 |
This made me smile. Sometimes the world can be funny even when it doesn mean to.
It's a pity the military can't develop a 'food & shelter bomb' I'd support that. 
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 02:02 |
arcer wrote:
James Lee wrote: distasteful" is the most telling word in the article. A nice reminder that not every military casualty (especially their spokesperson) is worthy of mourning.
Their next weapon will turn the enemy into rabid forum posters, further removing the possibility of anyone ever coming to an agreement and accomplishing anything substantial. 
or have sex, so the bomb would be a miserable failure
BTW this must be the only sex-bomb in history to have a negative effect on heterosexual libido
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I am sorry to say to you, he was a proud man. I'm really sorry to say that he didn't came out of the war.... as an hetrosexual
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R.I.P. You could have reached infinity....
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aqualung28
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 00:25 |
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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Velvetclown
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Posted: January 17 2005 at 00:20 |
Probably some Born Again Republican
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aqualung28
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Posted: January 16 2005 at 21:09 |
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I wonder who thought of a "gay bomb". That takes a lot of creativity to come up with
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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Peter
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Posted: January 16 2005 at 19:33 |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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James Lee
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Posted: January 16 2005 at 19:16 |
I think some people got penetrated by the shrapnel...repeatedly.
Perhaps the technology was reverse-engineered from those probe-happy aliens?
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threefates
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Posted: January 16 2005 at 18:47 |
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gdub411
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Posted: January 16 2005 at 18:07 |
I would like to drop that gay bomb here in Chicago.
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OMG, Gdub - Look at This One !!!
Just poor Gdub's bad luck to have lived downwind from the testing range as a wee sprout....
