OMG, Gdub - Look at This One !!!
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Topic: OMG, Gdub - Look at This One !!!
Posted By: threefates
Subject: OMG, Gdub - Look at This One !!!
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 12:28
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Now this is about the funniest thing I've ever read..... The US has created a gay-bomb???? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4174519.stm - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4174519.stm ------------- THIS IS ELP 
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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 12:36
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oh my god.. the taliban wont gonna like this!! damn.. sex with a woman is illegal there -------------  
Reed's failed joke counter: ||||| R.I.P. You could have reached infinity.... |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 13:11
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No wonder all those guys with Bin Laden spend so much time up in those caves together....hmmm!! My favorite line: a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale. ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 15:15
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that is amazing!
------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 15:46
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"distasteful" is the most telling word in the article. A nice reminder that not every military casualty (especially their spokesperson) is worthy of mourning. Their next weapon will turn the enemy into rabid forum posters, further removing the possibility of anyone ever coming to an agreement and accomplishing anything substantial. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi"> 
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 15:49
James, we are already there 
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 15:50
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Holy f**k... I laughed 'til I peed. Make love, not war! |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 15:52
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Be Gay, Not Sad
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 17:10
Did you read the one about bad breath... wouldn't that be everyone in the middle east already... ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 17:27
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James Lee wrote: distasteful" is the most telling word in the article. A nice reminder that not every military casualty (especially their spokesperson) is worthy of mourning. Their next weapon will turn the enemy into rabid forum posters, further removing the possibility of anyone ever coming to an agreement and accomplishing anything substantial. or have sex, so the bomb would be a miserable failure
BTW this must be the only sex-bomb in history to have a negative effect on heterosexual libido |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 17:57
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Looks like somebody took the 'make love not war' slogan at face value. I wonder if it occurred to them the the enemy might actually enjoy exploring other aspects of their sexual identity, rather than being demoralised by it. And what if that weapon fell into enemy hands - am I the only one to find he thought of the SAS or the USMC turning into the Village People extremely amusing? ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 18:07
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I would like to drop that gay bomb here in Chicago.
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 18:47
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Funny, I was thinking they evidently tested that bomb already in NYC and San Francisco... ------------- THIS IS ELP
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gdub411 wrote:Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 19:16
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I think some people got penetrated by the shrapnel...repeatedly. Perhaps the technology was reverse-engineered from those probe-happy aliens? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 19:33
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Ohhh, I say! Ha! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Just poor Gdub's bad luck to have lived downwind from the testing range as a wee sprout....
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 16 2005 at 21:09
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I wonder who thought of a "gay bomb". That takes a lot of creativity to come up with ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 00:20
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Probably some Born Again Republican ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 00:25
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^ ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 02:02
I am sorry to say to you, he was a proud man. I'm really sorry to say that he didn't came out of the war.... as an hetrosexual -------------
Reed's failed joke counter: ||||| R.I.P. You could have reached infinity.... |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 07:53
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This made me smile. Sometimes the world can be funny even when it doesn mean to. It's a pity the military can't develop a 'food & shelter bomb' I'd support that. ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 10:15
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How about just a "Love thy neighbor" bomb... excluding the sexual tones.... or even better... a "Lets love Americans" bomb... Heck, the world could use a bomb like that.... ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 11:57
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Why not a Prog Bomb? ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:04
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Prog Bomb? Do you mean Big Generator, Love Beach, GTR or Asia? |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:12
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no,cuz those will kill people. I mean a bomb that will help people understand prog ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 12:42
I have been the victim of a 'I just see you as a friend, let's not spoil that' bomb on a few occasions. ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 14:12
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How about an "I missed my period" bomb to send them into a twitching fit of glazed desperation? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 17 2005 at 16:57
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------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 07:11
Been there myself - now if you were really serious about demoralising the enemy, that would work better than anything. "OK men, stand up and fight!" "No, I'm going to paint my bedroom walls black and listen to Morrissey non stop for the next 6 months, writing poetry about how unfair it is that everyone's having tons of sex apart from me." ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Tarkustra
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 10:01
And evidently in Chelsea. What did Ian say about this?? ------------- When you speak, is it you that hears? Are your ears full? You can't hear anything at all. |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 13:49
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Yes, I guess Chelsea does have more than its share lately... Ian thought it was hilarious and said we should look into it just in case we can later sue the government for the reason why he's gay.... ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: January 18 2005 at 17:14
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It's called Gulf Arse Syndrome. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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