Salute to Jaymz Lee

James Lee wrote: "All right, Garten," he sneered, twirling his black moustache, "you have taken this round...but someday my greatest invention (a three bean casserole with salsa diablo) will be ready, and I shall rule the world! Muahhahahaha!"

Oh dear, is that the best you can come up with - you obviously haven't heard of my infamous badger biriani with broccoli bhajis (plus a healthy side dish of my jalapeno surprise).

So the field of honour shall be bare tomorrow morn then.... 'tis a pity; I would have taken great pleasure in blowing your sorry ass back across the pond - the honour of Britain is safe (which is more than can be said for the air ).

Peter, Peter, no! Put that match out........

I think I'll concede- the thought of that curry (and chutney with anything!) is enough to break my spirit, if not my wind

or, to put it more dramatically:

"All right, Garten," he sneered, twirling his black moustache, "you have taken this round...but someday my greatest invention (a three bean casserole with salsa diablo) will be ready, and I shall rule the world! Muahhahahaha!"

sigod wrote: In other news, scientists today announced a cure for all known diseases... Great, super, that's all we have time for on 'How to do it' Next week, we'll show you how to build a box girder bridge and how to get black and white people to live together in harmony...

That's "peace and harmony," Sigod, you w**ker! 

It appears I may have a pretender to my (slightly rotted) throne.......

As a true British real ale drinker, ex-vegetarian (12 years under the lentil), and lover of all things spicy, I will not lay down, and allow some young upstart American to lead a coup against my rightful first place in the trouser cough pantheon.

There is only one thing for it - a duel; as the aggrieved party, the choice of weapons falls to me (I also get to stand upwind!):

Brussels sprout & cabbage curry, and cold pork & chutney sandwiches.

Mr Lee - I shall meet you on the field of honour at dawn!

James Lee wrote: Top 5 Classic Prog Albums influenced by my bowels: In the Court of the Crimson Stink The Lamb Lays Cable on Broadway Smelling England by the Pound Starship Pooper Dark Side of my Underpants

Ha!

And don't forget the Gentle Giant classic about the shaky old wino:

PEEHAND

Edited by Peter Rideout

Danbo's far too nice!

 

Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
 "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.  Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got,
and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

More real stinkers of prog:

Close to the Hedge

Stink Floyd - Puddle

Prawn Farts

The Bowel and the Slurry

Foxcrap

Rank Side of the Room

The Lamb Squats Down on Broadway

Bum Salad Injury

The Final Plop

 Sorry!

Edited by Peter Rideout

Top 5 Classic Prog Albums influenced by my bowels:

In the Court of the Crimson Stink

The Lamb Lays Cable on Broadway

Smelling England by the Pound

Starship Pooper

Dark Side of my Underpants