Salute to Jaymz Lee
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Topic: Salute to Jaymz Lee
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Subject: Salute to Jaymz Lee
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 12:42
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Trouser Burp master, Jaymz Lee (I disguiesed the name to protect the innocent.) has claimed to be the worlds foremost flatulentologist. I'd like to share a few inspired pieces to celebrate Jaymz break through, or is it break out? Anyway, here we go:
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And: http://www.heptune.com/farts.html For all you need to know about the subject.
Hail Jaymz! We are not worthy. |
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 14:22
I don't know about that. My room mate has one stinky arse. He constantly eats prunes and if you are a big prune eater you know exactly what I mean...Ewwww . Perhaps he and James should have a fart showdown!!
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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 15:35
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Leading scientists have begun to suspect that the extinction of the dinosaurs was directly related to me eating an egg-salad sandwich in the 4th grade. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi"> 
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 00:42
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------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
James Lee wrote:
AHA! So it was YOU who killed prog! 
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 07:27
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Top 5 Classic Prog Albums influenced by my bowels: In the Court of the Crimson Stink The Lamb Lays Cable on Broadway Smelling England by the Pound Starship Pooper Dark Side of my Underpants ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 11:38
| Not forgetting Soft Machine's "Turds"! |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 12:23
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More real stinkers of prog: Close to the Hedge Stink Floyd - Puddle Prawn Farts The Bowel and the Slurry Foxcrap Rank Side of the Room The Lamb Squats Down on Broadway Bum Salad Injury The Final Plop
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Sorry!Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 14:54
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Prawn Farts is my fav so far how small must those brown bubbles be? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: November 14 2004 at 17:04
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Fart Football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: November 14 2004 at 17:05
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Nice one! ------------- 
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 14 2004 at 17:06
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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: November 14 2004 at 17:56
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The family that farts together stays together. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: November 14 2004 at 18:04
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Danbo's far too nice!
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 14 2004 at 20:52
Reed is a wonderful and nice kind -- earns respect! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 14 2004 at 23:51
Ha!
PEEHAND ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Bryan
Date Posted: November 15 2004 at 00:19
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: November 15 2004 at 07:13
It appears I may have a pretender to my (slightly rotted) throne....... As a true British real ale drinker, ex-vegetarian (12 years under the lentil), and lover of all things spicy, I will not lay down, and allow some young upstart American to lead a coup against my rightful first place in the trouser cough pantheon. There is only one thing for it - a duel; as the aggrieved party, the choice of weapons falls to me (I also get to stand upwind!): Brussels sprout & cabbage curry, and cold pork & chutney sandwiches. Mr Lee - I shall meet you on the field of honour at dawn! ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: November 15 2004 at 07:42
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In other news, scientists today announced a cure for all known diseases... Great, super, that's all we have time for on 'How to do it' Next week, we'll show you how to build a box girder bridge and how to get black and white people to live together in harmony... ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 15 2004 at 08:25
That's "peace and harmony," Sigod, you w**ker! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: November 15 2004 at 10:21
I thought it was "peas and hominy?" 
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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: November 15 2004 at 10:58
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I think I'll concede- the thought of that curry (and chutney with anything!) is enough to break my spirit, if not my wind or, to put it more dramatically: "All right, Garten," he sneered, twirling his black moustache, "you have taken this round...but someday my greatest invention (a three bean casserole with salsa diablo) will be ready, and I shall rule the world! Muahhahahaha!" ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: November 15 2004 at 11:12
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Thanks Peter you are really showing earnest humility ....ornate lettering's exceptional!
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: November 15 2004 at 15:51
Oh dear, is that the best you can come up with - you obviously haven't heard of my infamous badger biriani with broccoli bhajis (plus a healthy side dish of my jalapeno surprise). So the field of honour shall be bare tomorrow morn then.... 'tis a pity; I would have taken great pleasure in blowing your sorry ass back across the pond - the honour of Britain is safe (which is more than can be said for the air ).
Peter, Peter, no! Put that match out........ -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: November 19 2004 at 02:10
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Spinach Lasagna tonight...whew! My desk chair is applying for treatment of Occupational Stress Disorder... ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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