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   Original text:
"Cats and donkeys are sweet. "
...30 translations later we get:
"Sweet ass cat."

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SaltyJon Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 08 2008 Location: Location Status: Offline Points: 28772	Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:14
	Original text: "Cats and donkeys are sweet. " ...30 translations later we get: "Sweet ass cat."


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:20
	Original text: "While they were staring at the tent in a dull and condemning manner I covertly picked up a meatball off the plate and inserted it into my mouth, trying to act as if I was biting my fingernails or picking my nose." ...56 translations later we get: "Performance and luxury shops seriously, nose, mouth."

Luna Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 28 2010 Location: Funky Town Status: Offline Points: 12794	Posted: March 04 2011 at 18:32
	Original text: "I need a new wombat because I just killed my last one." ...56 translations later we get: "Faskolom previous relationship."


Luna Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 28 2010 Location: Funky Town Status: Offline Points: 12794	Posted: March 04 2011 at 18:42
	Original text: "Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict." ...56 translations later we get: "I Allah instead of leather."


NecronCommander Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Prog Metal Team Joined: September 17 2009 Location: Madison, WI Status: Offline Points: 16122	Posted: March 04 2011 at 19:15
	Original text: "And let us dream now the impossible dream of a math professor." ...56 translations later we get: "Professor of mathematix in San Francisco." LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE


hobocamp Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 17 2010 Location: Fine Furniture Status: Offline Points: 525	Posted: March 05 2011 at 09:54
	Original text: Everything happens for a reason. It takes only one time for someone with bipolar disorder to hear: Anything can happen with a razor.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: March 05 2011 at 10:01
	Original text: "Why won't the non-German girl write me? I thought she respected me as a person." ...56 translations later we get: "Young German company go"

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: March 05 2011 at 10:20
	Original text: "I squirted a thin jet of alcohol, whipping it across his eyes with a sideways shake of the syringe." ...56 translations later we get: "Alcohol and mood, and do the skin with a needle in a row."

Luna Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 28 2010 Location: Funky Town Status: Offline Points: 12794	Posted: March 05 2011 at 10:22
	Original text: "Always remember that whenever someone says that they hate you, they are giving you permission to rip their head off." ...56 translations later we get: "Hate the name to read comments."


hobocamp Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 17 2010 Location: Fine Furniture Status: Offline Points: 525	Posted: March 05 2011 at 10:58
	Original text: Tippecanoe and Tyler too! 42 translations later: Yes we can! Edited by hobocamp - March 05 2011 at 11:06

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: March 05 2011 at 11:03
	Original text: "Would you believe me if I told you I feel like crap?" ...56 translations later we get: "I understand f***e money?"

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: March 05 2011 at 14:17
	Original text: "Should I press this button? You should press this button, k " ...56 translations later we get: "Click OK."


A Person Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: November 10 2008 Location: __ Status: Offline Points: 65760	Posted: March 05 2011 at 14:31
	"The Dead Flag Blues" ...56 translations later we get: "Deddofuraguburusu."

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: March 05 2011 at 14:36
	Original text: "WTF?! I hate you! I wish I had a girlfriend." ...56 translations later we get: "Takvondo spirit! I am woman."

A Person Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: November 10 2008 Location: __ Status: Offline Points: 65760	Posted: March 05 2011 at 14:38
	"Happy" ...56 translations later we get: "Cost." I think the translator is sentient.

Luna Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 28 2010 Location: Funky Town Status: Offline Points: 12794	Posted: March 05 2011 at 14:46
	Original text: "What shall I do with humanity? " ...56 translations later we get: "Who?"


Luna Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 28 2010 Location: Funky Town Status: Offline Points: 12794	Posted: March 05 2011 at 14:47
	Original text: "Is it edible?" ...56 translations later we get: "Why"


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: March 05 2011 at 15:02
	Original text: "Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites." ...56 translations later we get: "Best friend with a very high flexibility of my newspaper."

Luna Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 28 2010 Location: Funky Town Status: Offline Points: 12794	Posted: March 05 2011 at 15:10
	Original text: "This ain't my first rodeo, kid." ...56 translations later we get: "Market for pets and children."


crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: March 05 2011 at 15:48
	Original text: "Would you believe me if I told you that I can't afford a hooker, and even if I did, I would much rather take her to the movies than to play laser tag" ...56 translations later we get: "I think the laser film, "he said."