James' jokes

Awesome Joren!

Here are a couple more :

If Waldo was a woman, she couldn't hide from James.

Global warming is a possibility.  James' post count will one day be so high the internet will overheat and the average Earth's temperature will raise by 5 degrees.

When is the only time that James isn't spamming? When the little anti-spam box pops up.

Humans appeared on Earth thousands of years ago. At that time, James was already a senior member.

On the seventh day, God did not rest.  He was recovering from the shock of seeing how high James' post count had already gotten already.

The dinosaurs disappeared because Noah couldn't place them in his arch after he had gotten James and his post count in.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?  Neither, they both spawned simultaneously out of James' monstrously high post count.

James' spamming is giving jobs to thousands of internet supervisors everyday.

What does James do besides posting? He sits.


Edited by Bern - December 13 2006 at 22:00

Here are some more :

God created neo-prog trying to create a certain balance in a world totally owned by James. It failed miserably.

If you spell James in a Scrabble game, you get an anti-spam error message.

James doesn't take showers. Computer screens can't take water.

James can write accurate biographies of bands that will be formed in the future.

James can quote a post that was in fact never written.

Some random guy once decided to donate a penny to an African children everytime James would post something. That children is now known as Bill Gates.

Though he's only heard two Genesis albums, James is comfortable with the title 'Symphonic Expert'.

Though he doesn't care for Tolkein's 'Lord of the Rings', he looks like he just stepped out of the Shire.


   (love ya, bro)
    
    

Edited by Atavachron - December 13 2006 at 23:05

James has a laptop strapped around his waist, so he can be on PA all the time.

James is Bill Gates.

James invented the Internet, just so he could get Rony and M@x to create PA for his spamming needs.

James has been banned from using Spybot: Search and Destroy.

Bern wouldn't have been able to see certain photos of a certain person, if it wasn't for James.

James has never actually heard a Genesis album in full.


Edited by Geck0 - December 13 2006 at 22:32

Mickey the n00b, of course. 

Most people would touch ["1984"] with a wet penis. James touches it with a dry bumhole.

James' heart beats in polyrhythms.

Hilarious Thread! 

rofl

Bern wrote: Last bunch for today  :James doesn't actually post, the words assemble themselves out of fear.90% of the users on PA are in fact James with different user names.If you Google search "James ******* posting quality posts" you will generate zero results.  It just doesn't happen. >doh! Bern does it again... TR

Oops sorry I did it without even noticing

Bern wrote: If you Google search "James posting quality posts" you will generate zero results.  It just doesn't happen. TR