Why guitars are better than Women

Hey guys/girls, some of you don't have sense of humor, I'm used to receive this kind of jokes about men, women, blond girls, etc but in my case it's worst because I'm an easy target.

I'm a lawyer (Must have received 1,000 lawyers jokes, some very insulting) and to make it even more dramatic, I'm a drummer (another 1,000 jokes), so I learned to laugh at the funny ones, and don'y care about the rest.

And as an extra bonus, there's a city in every country that all the rest of the nation laughs about, in the case of Per� it's Arequipa, my father  is from that city and my last name is a symbol of that city,in this case the jokes are really offensive, once a self proclaimed funny guy in a party (who knew my family is from there) told one that said How much time does it takes to the women of Arequipa to throw the trash, the answer is of course 9 months, this is the only time I almost killed the "funny" guy.

But normally I don't care. So laugh if you find the jokes funny, Danbo is only adding a bit of humor.

Iv�n