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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2004 at 07:14
Originally posted by dude dude wrote:

PUT UP YER DUKES VELVE!!..MY RELATIVES COME FROM WALES!!!......SO THAT MAKES ME A WELSH TWIT...............


 


OH,!!!.........WAIT A MINUTE...........I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE





Aha - a man of Welsh, AND Australian extraction.......

What does Dude call a sheep tied to a lamp-post?

A Leisure Centre

Why does Dude make love at the edges of cliffs?

The sheep push back harder

etc etc etc

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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2004 at 07:18
And here's one for young Velvetclown.....

"Skrevet pa bunnen av svenske svommebasseng:

"Rokning forbjudes."



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Points: 8548 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2004 at 07:20
Ok


The image “http://matt.baya.net/jokes/clinton.gif” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

Oh stupid Jim
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WHY DO ENGLISHMEN.....ER....WHY DO ...ER...UM.....WHY DOES VELVE....ER...........UM

 

OH BUGGER

 

IF ANYONE WANTS ME I WILL BE DOWN AT THE PUB!!!

WHICH IS FULL OF SHEEP AND PERCHED ON THE EDGE OF A CLIFF!!!

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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2004 at 11:12
I prefer "Sheep" to be playing on the jukebox, myself... right before "Dogs"
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Points: 5243 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2004 at 11:27
Why does Dude wear knee high boots and velcro gloves?
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Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Why does Dude wear knee high boots and velcro gloves?

To pleasure Gdub?!!
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Thats what led to the smeared screen in the first place.... geez!
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 03:21
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Why does Dude wear knee high boots and velcro gloves?


Why, to put the rear legs of his favorite paramour into his boots & use the gloves for grip, of course

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Points: 5243 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 10:39

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Why does Dude wear knee high boots and velcro gloves?


Why, to put the rear legs of his favorite paramour into his boots & use the gloves for grip, of course

You da man, Jimmy!

I'd take my hat off to you if it didn't make my head cold.

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Points: 8548 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 11:33
Keep your hat on and your cap in hand 
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Points: 2779 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 11:34

Ladies and gentlemen I present........

Steve Howe!

Coming next....Phil Collins!
I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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DUDE : Ye Funnelweb person you, leave those poor virgin sheeps alone, they´re MINE !!!!!!!!! 
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SAVE WALES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Here's Phil....
I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Points: 4338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 11:55
Originally posted by sigod sigod wrote:

Ladies and gentlemen I present........

Steve Howe!

Coming next....Phil Collins!

 

This guy was going to be one of the greatest Left handed relief Pitchers in the game in the late 70's early 80's.  He pitched on the 1981 LA Dodgers championship team with two really outstanding efforts against the Yankees in the World Series.   The sad thing though was this guy was addicted to cocaine and after 4-5 suspentions/rehabs the Dodgers cut him.  He was picked up by the Yankees and Angels but with the same results.  A Very, Very sad story. Hmm I seem to remember that Fleetwood Mac had a guitar player for a while named Bob Welch. The Dodgers had a pitcher by the same name too.

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Believe it or not, during their humble beginnings in Hamburg, Yes used to have a keyboard player named Adolph Hitler.Shocked

Probably not the same one....Confused
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Points: 12818 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 13:27
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Believe it or not, during their humble beginnings in Hamburg, Yes used to have a keyboard player named Adolph Hitler.Shocked

Probably not the same one....Confused

Have you come across a Mr Goerbels,  who has released a few experimental rock albums (The Man In An Elevator issued by ECM ~15 years ago), and can be found on a handful of RIO records (e.g. through the ReR label). Heiner Goerbels more precisely.
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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 13:27

Here's Jon Anderson...
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Points: 12818 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 13:27

Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

SAVE WALES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

Stop Blubbering
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