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Topic: SILLY PROGHOLES’ THREAD
Posted By: Peter
Subject: SILLY PROGHOLES’ THREAD
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 14:38

Big smileHere, with insane Wackonumbers of Emoticons, we will tease each other mercilesslyTongue, worship the Goddess Mariah Heart(All Hail!), quote Monty PythonThumbs Up, and generally be immature, irreverent, and just plain weird.Big smile

William Shakespeare will start us off: "It is useless to kick against the pricks."

Wacko Respond in a silly fashion!



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.



Replies:
Posted By: will
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 14:44

lol this sounds like a great thread.

As the great Sheltenaks once said; "The other sheltenaks dupleberry shrub is always a more moavy shade of pinky russet"  Crazy!!

Any other "Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy" fans on this forum???

 



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Long live progression.
Will


Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 14:53
Originally posted by will will wrote:

lol this sounds like a great thread.

As the great Sheltenaks once said; "The other sheltenaks dupleberry shrub is always a more moavy shade of pinky russet"  Crazy!!

Any other "Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy" fans on this forum???

For sure! Douglas Adams is great stuff! Thumbs Up

Good one, and good to see you here, Will!Clap

How about this one: "Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogroves, and the momes rath outgrabe."Wacko

 



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: richardh
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 14:54
The answer is 42.


Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 15:02

 ^ Ahhh, very good!

Geek But what is the question, Grasshopper?Wink



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: will
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 15:09
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Originally posted by will will wrote:

lol this sounds like a great thread.

As the great Sheltenaks once said; "The other sheltenaks dupleberry shrub is always a more moavy shade of pinky russet"  Crazy!!

Any other "Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy" fans on this forum???

For sure! Douglas Adams is great stuff! Thumbs Up

Good one, and good to see you here, Will!Clap

How about this one: "Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble on the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves, and the momes rath outgrabe."Wacko

 

Its good to be her talking to such fine chaps as yourself peter

Its also good to see some "HHGTTG" fans. 

We may know the question if it wasnt for the bloody Golgafrinchams crashing on our planet. Or should i say what was our planet.

"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble on the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves, and the momes rath outgrabe." It makes no sense but i like it



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Long live progression.
Will


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 15:30

Is this the Amateur Gynocologist Convention ?????



Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 15:36
Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

Is this the Amateur Gynocologist Convention ?????

 Why men shouldn't take phone messages:

"Dear, the Gyna Colleges called, and said that the Pabst Beer was fine. I didn't think you liked beer."

Wink



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 15:46



Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 15:47
Originally posted by will will wrote:

"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble on the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves, and the momes rath outgrabe." It makes no sense but i like it

SmileHint: I didn't write it, it's well over 100 years old, and the author's real name was Reverend Charles Lutwidge Dodgson. 

What was his famous pen-nameQuestion



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Stormcrow
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 16:20

Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

What was his famous pen-nameQuestion

Well Mr. Rideout, as the famous Lewis Carroll once wrote:

"Life, what is it but a dream?"

But then he also wrote:

"If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.".....

The original version of "No matter where you go, there you are."

   <SMILIE>



Posted By: will
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 16:40
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Originally posted by will will wrote:

"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble on the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves, and the momes rath outgrabe." It makes no sense but i like it

SmileHint: I didn't write it, it's well over 100 years old, and the author's real name was Reverend Charles Lutwidge Dodgson. 

What was his famous pen-nameQuestion

I was aware u didnt write it



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Long live progression.
Will


Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 16:58

ClapStormcrow was right!Clap

 The quoted poem excerpt was by the brilliant Lewis Carrol, and is the first verse of "Jabberwocky," which appears in Through the Looking Glass. It makes sense, of a sort, in its own context.

Geek OK progholes, how many Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass/Lewis Carroll references can you identify in prog, and/or other musicQuestion



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 17:35

Jabberwocky

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
  The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
  The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
  Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
  And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
  The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
  And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
  The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
  He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
  Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
  He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.
Lewis Carroll!!! 
 One of my favs, Sir Peter.


Posted By: Glass-Prison
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 18:00

"White rabbit" by Jefferson's Airplane, found on their surrealistic pillow (I want one!)

That is obviously a referece to Alice In Wonderland and/or LSD



Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 20:55

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=music-artist&field-artist=Oliver%20Wakeman%20%26%20Clive%20Nolan/002-9811085-2626461 - Oliver Wakeman & Clive Nolan

 

How about that?



Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 21:22

 An exemplary one, Sir Dan of Bo! Well done!Clap

Now, how about the Stranglers for a Carroll connection?



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 21:24
Originally posted by Glass-Prison Glass-Prison wrote:

"White rabbit" by Jefferson's Airplane, found on their surrealistic pillow (I want one!)

That is obviously a referece to Alice In Wonderland and/or LSD

Thumbs UpCorrect on both counts, Sir Glass!Clap

(And not just LSD, either.) 



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 21:41
Hmm, I would guess that Carroll had a thing for Peaches, eh?


Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 20 2004 at 22:14

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Hmm, I would guess that Carroll had a thing for Peaches, eh?

ErmmThere's plenty of evidence to suggest so, Danbo (unripe ones, anyway), but the academic jury is still out on that one.... (I'm inclined to agree with the "yea" side.)

Still, that is not the song I meant. I want an irrefutable Carroll reference from the Stranglers.



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 21 2004 at 00:45



Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 21 2004 at 03:03
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

There's plenty of evidence to suggest so, Danbo (unripe ones, anyway),


Congratulations, Peter - for this very comment alone, you should be inducted to the diplomatic corps

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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 21 2004 at 03:04
Shakespeare? Lewis Carroll? - this is going from bard to verse

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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 21 2004 at 04:45
 Jim


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 21 2004 at 07:48
Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

Is this the Amateur Gynocologist Convention ?????




I'm afraid the convention is cancelled - the main speaker is at home re-decorating his hallway through his letter box

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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 21 2004 at 07:51

 



Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: April 21 2004 at 11:11

Damn... Peter, I completely forgot about this tune. I haven't listened to the Stranglers in about ten years. Looks like I'll have to get back too 'em.

From Aural Sculptures:

Mad Hatter

He's mad he's mad
He's mad he's mad
You may have read the book
You might have seen the film
But I've seen it with my eyes
Was it tweedle-dum? Was it tweedle-dee?
But Isaw through his disguise
There was a Cheshire cat next to a water rat
And a JuJu awful wise
We were sat to eat now was it trick or treat?
We were in for a surprise
Here comes the Mad Hatter
Here comes the Mad Hatter
Here comes the Mad Hatter
He doesn't need a hat He's not crazy eves
And he rolls them round the group
He's got stories tall and a winning smile
As he then surveys his troups
Then he'll about a lot of things
In a song you've never heard
But it sounds so sweet He gets up on his feet
And he's looking for the word
Here comes the Mad Hatter
Here comes the Mad Hatter
Here comes the Mad Hatter
Mad as the Mad Hatter
Mad as the Mad Hatter
Mad as the Mad Hatter
It went on oh quite late as I went through the gate
And I began my journey back
I was glad to know that I'd seen the show
That I'd found a happy jack
Because they're getting rare, we never get our share
Seem to be a dying breed
But they're so much fun Laughter's on the run
As the Hatter plants the seed
Here comes the Mad Hatter
Here comes the Mad Hatter
Here comes the Mad Hatter
Mad as the Mad Hatter
Mad as the Mad Hatter
Mad as the Mad Hatter



Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 21 2004 at 14:53

 ^ You got it, Pontiac!Clap

(Great album, too!)



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Glass-Prison
Date Posted: April 21 2004 at 18:06

I wonder what the hatter was mad about? perhaps the umbrella salesman put him out of business?

or perhaps he went insane smelling his tanning lotions...



Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 22 2004 at 00:46

He was told that he had no Charisma.



Posted By: dude
Date Posted: April 22 2004 at 06:20

DADA DEE DADA DUM HMMM HMM HMMM DADA DA DEEDEE......WHAT!!!??......WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT....ARE YOU EXPECTING ME TO SAY SOMETHING!!!!........I AM JUST WAIUTING FOR A BUS SO GO ONTO THE NEXT ENTRY AND LAEVE ME ALONE!!!......BLOODY &*^^%.CANT A MAN GO ABOUT HIS BUSINESS IN PEACE!!!



Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 22 2004 at 08:04
Oi!!

Get out of my chip shop, you freak! Whaddya think this is, a bus stop?

AND TAKE THAT CANADIAN FOOL WITH YOU - HE'S DRIBBLING ON MY PICKLED EGGS!!


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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012


Posted By: dude
Date Posted: April 22 2004 at 08:13
PETER: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU.....STOP DRIBBLING ON JIMS EGGS!!!!!!!.....(CANT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE CAN I?!!!)


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 22 2004 at 08:44
Well you could, and just leave him there

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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012


Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: April 22 2004 at 16:06

Where is he?

The man        with the scissors...?

He just went up      (baumwolle strikes again)   and ate CHEESE.

For he didn't return while the chicken watched the lightning crawl

...

through the trees

 

...

without mercy

...

 

and Mary



Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: April 23 2004 at 19:48

One time, at band camp, this guy, uh, with scissors, he uh, like, cut the collar off his pet, uh, dingo? and then he, uh, went to the frig and grabbed a, uh, like, beer. And he, uh, said, like, "wanna see my dingo squeal?" I was so, like, uh, nervous, cause I never saw a, like, uh.. dingo, before... right? Sooo down under, like. Uh, he was like, uh, the guy with the knife, uh, like Dundee, ya know? Oh my gosh, uh, like, I'm an English major, ya know, uh, like, my teacher, Petey, he's funny, ya know, uh, like, he thinks dingo is, like, uh, a dog or something. Ya know? I mean the guys a "professor, duh.." doesn't even know a dingo when he sees one. Oh my, Petey's, like, tall and listens to weird muzak, uh, that's not, like cool, ya know, uh. He's always saying, uh, "eh," like it's a real word or something. Gosh, yo'd think a college teacher would know, uh, better, huh?  



Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 25 2004 at 12:21

 ^ Ha! Good one, eh!LOL

How about these lines, Danbo?

"Then fill up the glasses with treacle and ink,

Or mix anything else that is pleasant to drink:

Mix sand with the cider, and wool with the wine --

And welcome Queen Alice with ninety-times-nine!" LOL

BTW,  Yankie-Doodle-Danbo: As a Newfoundlander, born 1000s of mile from Bob and Doug MacKenzie-land, I don't, really, like, say "eh" like all the time, eh? As in the US, there's, like, many, like, different accents in Canada, eh? Wink



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: April 26 2004 at 14:11

Gotta pull on yer shorties somehow. I'm from Michigan but I've been living in California for the past twenty years. Some people think I still have a Midwestern twang?  Whaddever........



Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: April 26 2004 at 16:50

cheese, anyone?



Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 26 2004 at 16:57
Originally posted by Joren Joren wrote:

cheese, anyone?

LOL Dutch edam, gouda or havarti, please, Joren.



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: April 26 2004 at 16:59

... thereabouts there lurk'd

A wicked Imp they call a Poet,

Who prowl'd the country far and near,

Bewitch'd the children of the peasants,

Dried up the cows, and lam'd the deer,

And suck'd the eggs, and kill'd the pheasants.

(?)

 



Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 26 2004 at 22:07

 ^ Don't know the poet, Danbo, but I LIKE IT! Who wrote it?

You want some more? Right here on the floor? And how about you, Fauna? You wanna?

"Speak roughly to your little boy, / And beat him when he sneezes: /

He only does it to annoy, / Because he knows it teases."



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 27 2004 at 02:58
There are holes in the sky

Where the rain gets in,

But the holes are small -

That's why rain is thin


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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 27 2004 at 06:17

                          Starkle, starkle, little twink,
                          Who the hell you are I think,
                          I'm not under what they call
                          The alcofluence of incohol.
                          I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
                          I'm just a little slort of sheep.
                          Tee martoonis make a guy
                          Fool so feelish, don't know why
                          Rally don't know who's me yet
                          The drunker I stay the longer I get
                          So just one more to full my cup,
                          I've all day sober to Sunday up.
 



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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: April 27 2004 at 13:54
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

 ^ Don't know the poet, Danbo, but I LIKE IT! Who wrote it?

 

Thomas Gray "A Long Story"  



Posted By: will
Date Posted: April 29 2004 at 15:24

Green Eggs and Ham!



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Long live progression.
Will


Posted By: Stormcrow
Date Posted: May 05 2004 at 09:01

OK OK OK.....

If the guitar player for a German avant-guard band misplays a note.....

(wait for it....)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is that then "sour" kraut?

 <SMILIE>



Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: October 21 2004 at 00:05

Classic

 



Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: October 21 2004 at 00:20
don't we do this on every thread


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: October 21 2004 at 00:26
Originally posted by gdub411 gdub411 wrote:

don't we do this on every thread
Don't act like an Electro-lux.  Have a laugh, butt dart.


Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: October 21 2004 at 01:23
Time waits for no one
The wisemen say
The moon follows thoughts to your grave
When we think that we hear
the glad man sing
We carry our lusts to the brave

Waltzing on corridors
of long forgotten dreams
Noticing the movement of the moon
I came upon your face
In the quiet of the dawn
Then lost it as the sun played its tune

In the moonlight
The sadness reflects in my eyes
In the new light
Dreams follow love thru the skies
On the wings of my heart
Where your face starts
and my soul begins...

Seasons turn to dust
as the dream fades
Colors show the stream left behind
I follow its trace
That your smile has left
Hoping that your soul I will find

In the daylight
Reality pains me to see
In my true sight
I awaken to find only me
With a hole in my heart
Cause we were so torn apart
and my soul waits..........

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THIS IS ELP


Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: October 21 2004 at 14:42
ni

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The Worthless Recluse


Posted By: penguindf12
Date Posted: October 21 2004 at 15:35

 

^I'm not sure I agree on your statement there, frenchie. I haven't seen that old movie in years, let alone quote it. However, I do have excellent grammur and spulling. 

But seriously, why do they say "Ni" anyways? It has no particular meaning, except to make one laugh at the nonsense of it.  Interesting, isn't it?

------------------------------

Peter Rideout

 



Posted By: penguindf12
Date Posted: October 21 2004 at 15:40

All:

I agree wholeheartedly with Peter's statement. "Ni" should not be used in these forums at all. It is simply too vulgar and crude. Refer to the "civility" thread for more information.

Peace.

 

Edited by maani on 32 October 2112 at 13:61



Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: October 21 2004 at 15:52

 

                                 ARTHUR
           (wazzed stiff)
       Who are you?
                                 TALL KNIGHT
       We are the Knights Who Say "Ni"!

                                 BEDEVERE
       No!  Not the Knights Who Say "Ni"

                                 TALL KNIGHT
       The same!

                                ARTHUR
       Who are they?

                                 TALL KNIGHT
       We are the keepers of the sacred words.  NI ... Peng ... and Neee
       ... Wom!

                                BEDEVERE
       Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.

                                TALL KNIGHT
       The Knights Who Say "Ni"! demand a sacrifice.

                                 ARTHUR
           (to the TALL KNIGHT)
       Knights Who Say "Ni" ... we are but simple travellers.  We seek the
       Enchanter who lives beyond this wood and who ...

                                 TALL KNIGHT
       NI!

                                 ARTHUR
           (recoiling)
       Oh!

                                 TALL KNIGHT
       NI!   NI!

                                 ARTHUR
           (he cowers in fear)
       Oh!

                                 TALL KNIGHT
       We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.

                                 ARTHUR
       All right!  What do you want?

                                 TALL KNIGHT
       We want ... a shrubbery!

                                 ARTHUR
       A what?

                                 TALL KNIGHT
       Ni!  Ni!  Ni ... Peng ... Nee ... Wum!

                                 ARTHUR
       All right!  All right! ... No more, please.  We will find you
       a shrubbery ...

                                 TALL KNIGHT
       You must return here with a shrubbery or else ...  you shall
       not pass through this wood alive!

Monty Python & The Holy Grail :The Knights Who Say Ni !

 

LOL

Probably too silly for you young 'unsConfused



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Posted By: penguindf12
Date Posted: October 21 2004 at 16:03

^I was just joking, obviously. In fact I very much enjoy "Monty Python". My friends and I watch it all the time.  I especially enjoy the sketch which includes the exploding penguin on the television from their "Flying Circus" show on the BBC (even though I live in Canada). The shows are great hits in America as well, something of a cult hit.

-------------------------

Peter Rideout



Posted By: penguindf12
Date Posted: October 21 2004 at 19:06

All:

Bump

Peace.



Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: October 22 2004 at 21:31

I recall reading a part of Monty Python about the greatest Joke ever made, all who read or hear it die. On television it wasn't really funny, but the plain text was hilarious (trully the best joke I've ever read and survived(do'h). The scene was called "The killer joke".

My dog has got no nose.

then how does he smell,

Awfull



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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT


Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 23 2004 at 00:51

Prog Club -- Introduced by Sir Dick-bob McHeathen:

 Good evening.

One of the mein problems in discussing progressive rock in a civilized fashion is that Hugues Chantraine and Philippe...Shocked CHRIST! THERE'S A WASP IN HERE! QUICK, BEFORE IT GETS ON THE AUSTRALIAN!

AIEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!Dead 

 

(Dick-bob McHeathen will be back with more of Prog Club as soon as he's all better....)



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: dude
Date Posted: October 23 2004 at 08:11

dont worry PETER

...I'll SAVE YOU from that wasp!!!!

LEAPS IN THE AIR!!!

GRAB !!! PUNCH, PUNCH!!, PUMMEL ,SLAP!! ,SLAP!!, KICK!!, PUNCH!!, SLAP!!, CRASH!!,, SLAP!!, PUNCH PUNCH, HIT!!! KAPOW, WHAMMO!!!...WOW!!THIS IS ONE BIG TOUGH WASP...........HIT!!! SLAP !!!PUNCH,!! KICK,!! MAIM!!, HURT!!, POW!! ,KICK!!, SLAP SLAP SLAP!!................

OH...WAIT......ER, AHA.. ERM......SORRY PETER...ER..IN THE FRENZY I DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS YOU.......ER ...UM....SORRY ABOUT THAT!!

WHAT!!!?.........YOU WANT...MORE???

OKAY NOW THIS IS GETTING WEIRD!!

IM OUTTA HERE!!!



Posted By: Eddy
Date Posted: October 23 2004 at 12:02
hehe!


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: October 25 2004 at 18:35
Originally posted by dude dude wrote:

dont worry PETER...I'll SAVE YOU from that wasp!!!!

LEAPS IN THE AIR!!!

GRAB !!! PUNCH, PUNCH!!, PUMMEL ,SLAP!! ,SLAP!!, KICK!!, PUNCH!!, SLAP!!, CRASH!!,, SLAP!!, PUNCH PUNCH, HIT!!! KAPOW, WHAMMO!!!...WOW!!THIS IS ONE BIG TOUGH WASP...........HIT!!! SLAP !!!PUNCH,!! KICK,!! MAIM!!, HURT!!, POW!! ,KICK!!, SLAP SLAP SLAP!!................OH...WAIT......ER, AHA.. ERM......SORRY PETER...ER..IN THE FRENZY I DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS YOU.......ER ...UM....SORRY ABOUT THAT!! WHAT!!!?.........YOU WANT...MORE??? OKAY NOW THIS IS GETTING WEIRD!! IM OUTTA HERE!!!

(OKAY NOW THIS IS GETTING WEIRD!!)

< Better?



Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 25 2004 at 20:29

Ha!LOL

Funny, weird (but tasteful) stuff, Dude and Danbo!

Thanks for the much-needed laughs! Big smile

 



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 27 2004 at 08:19

Danbo, that photo looks like some outtake from a bizzare other worldly Pink Floyd cover. But Hummmm....

....what would the title of the album be?

Aquatic Heart Mother?

The Division Bull?

Wish You Were Wierd?

 

 



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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 27 2004 at 08:41

Heifer at the Gates of Dawn? Wink

Dark Side of the Moo? LOL

Animals? Big smile

Fish Moo Were Here? Confused

(Yes, I know -- the dolphin is a mammal. Sorry!)Ouch



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: October 27 2004 at 10:39
Race with a Hereford on a Mexican Coastline... Sorry, that's Al Di Meola, not Floyd.


Posted By: penguindf12
Date Posted: October 27 2004 at 16:18

HI.

I LIKE CHICKENS.

GOODBYE.



Posted By: penguindf12
Date Posted: October 27 2004 at 16:20

Now let that soak in and deeply disturb you.

AND NOBODY POST A SCREWED UP PENGUIN PICTURE!

My screenname is apparently the easiest to make fun of.



Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: October 27 2004 at 16:25

Wow, I've found just the place for you Pingu!

http://www.h3.dion.ne.jp/~chicken/all_contents.htm - http://www.h3.dion.ne.jp/~chicken/all_contents.htm

Mind you isn't it technically canabalism?LOL

BTW shouldnt you be doing your homework?

 



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Posted By: Panoramic
Date Posted: October 27 2004 at 23:28
Originally posted by penguindf12 penguindf12 wrote:

Now let that soak in and deeply disturb you.

AND NOBODY POST A SCREWED UP PENGUIN PICTURE!

My screenname is apparently the easiest to make fun of.

Admit it Penguin....you love the attention



Posted By: dude
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 07:40

HEY DANBO COULD THEY BE.....DOLPHIN LUNDGREN AND MICHELLE HEIFER!!!!????



Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 09:00
LOL dude...

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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 09:03

And now ladies an gentlemen...Pink Floyd being silly.... 

http://mgoldey.no-ip.info/jewels/Pink%20silly%20floyd.jpg -



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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: dude
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 09:13

good evening ladies and gentlemen

my name is David Gilmour,on behalf of myself and the other members of Pink Floyd,i would like to present something very silly.........

Here is Marcel Marceu world famous mime being severely beaten by other jealous mimes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank You



Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 09:33

How come I can't see PF in either of those 2 posts....

Oh well... I'll post a silly Pink FLoyd pic myself...



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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 09:38
Atom Heart Other ???????????? 

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Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 09:45
Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

How come I can't see PF in either of those 2 posts....

Oh well... I'll post a silly Pink FLoyd pic myself...

Try this link threefates, you might be able to see the pic.

http://mgoldey.no-ip.info/jewels/Pink%20silly%20floyd.jpg - http://mgoldey.no-ip.info/jewels/Pink%20silly%20floyd.jpg  



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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 09:54

Now a picture of my favourite band looking like a bunch of dickheads.

Footware seemed to VERY important at this point....

...and there's Robert Fripp trying to do an impression of Ironside



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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 10:21
Yikes it´s King Headache !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 10:26
I put on a fake smile
And start the evening show
The public is laughing
I guess by now they know
So climb from your high horse
And pull this freak show down
Dear Madam Barnum
I resign as clown
You said I was the master of all I surveyed
But now I'm sweeping up
The last in line in your circus parade
Children are clapping
As I fall to the floor
My heart torn and broken
And they just scream for more
If I'm not the sole fool
Who pulls his trousers down
Then dear Madam Barnum
I resign as clown
You tread the high wire
Between truth and lies
Your safety net just walked out
Much to your surprise
Strike up the band love
And let the show begin
For this is the last time
I'm painting on a grin
If I'm not the sole fool
Who pulls his trousers down
Then dear Madam Barnum
I resign as clown

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 10:31

LOL



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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 11:25


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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT


Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 11:36
Originally posted by sigod sigod wrote:

Try this link threefates, you might be able to see the pic.

http://mgoldey.no-ip.info/jewels/Pink%20silly%20floyd.jpg - http://mgoldey.no-ip.info/jewels/Pink%20silly%20floyd.jpg  

How come that link takes me to the http://www.whitehouse.gov - www.whitehouse.gov ... now thats funny

Another PF funny pic...  Roger and David in better days... I guess



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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: October 28 2004 at 18:13

http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday/halloween/index.html#" target=_blank onclick="popup'/holiday/halloween/puzzle.html?static','630','750'">Play the Jig Saw Puzzle

nice link sigod,

my first picture to be pasted on the forum, I still not know how I did it.



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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT


Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 29 2004 at 07:35
Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

Originally posted by sigod sigod wrote:

Try this link threefates, you might be able to see the pic.

http://mgoldey.no-ip.info/jewels/Pink%20silly%20floyd.jpg - http://mgoldey.no-ip.info/jewels/Pink%20silly%20floyd.jpg  

How come that link takes me to the http://www.whitehouse.gov - www.whitehouse.gov ... now thats funny

Yeah it worked for a while, now I get that too. I suspect some webmaster is throwing his/her toys out of the pram.... 



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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: oliverstoned
Date Posted: October 29 2004 at 07:41

nice pf pic threefates

 



Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 29 2004 at 10:46

http://personal1.iddeo.es/darkover/yes/tesoros/chris.jpg">

Chris Squire is currently appearing in 'I'm going to kill your grandma with this bass because she's over excited' at the Lyceum Theatre, West End (UK) 

 



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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 31 2004 at 00:52

^ Ha! More silly stuff, please! LOL

Ermm  Try This:

Shocked Jim and Dude  and Danbo -- Oh what a silly three!

They're all so very far away, and so much fruitier than me.

Easy makes me queasy -- Cert should be certified.

Ivan's a red, StonedOliver's a dred, and Penguin's got fish to fry.

Gdub and Reed might be lovers -- there's just no parting the twain.

Petra (gasp!) is a FEMALE  -- (The Clown would be her swain.)

Old Dick is wise but withered, Joren had shoes of wood.

3Fates has gone to seek Greggy, Sigod is new but he's good.

Vibe was last seen in a flame-out, Eddy's spelng is badd.

Maybe Useful could help him --  The prof is rumoured as mad.

Emdiar sits in his garden, While Manni looks down from on high.

Cesar's somewhere in South America, The Storm that was here has passed by.

Wacko

 

Hug  Apologies to all, and especially to those missed!

 



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: dude
Date Posted: October 31 2004 at 06:03

THERE WAS A CANADIAN NAMED PETER

WHO STOOD NAKED NEXT TO A HEATER

THE POOR MAN GOT BURNT

AND FROM IT HE LEARNT

THAT IT WAS NOT A GOOD PETER HEATER!!



Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: October 31 2004 at 11:44

Then Peter did speak of the masses,

And so it came to pass

The masses said Peter "ride out (of town)"!

For thou art a silly ass!

LOL

(Nice one Peter!Clap)



Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: October 31 2004 at 11:56
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwllantysiliogogogochynygo fodgogogochynygofod


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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: October 31 2004 at 11:57
Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwllantysiliogogogochynygo fodgogogochynygofod

ditto



Posted By: penguindf12
Date Posted: October 31 2004 at 17:00

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnn

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy      &nb sp;



Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: November 01 2004 at 03:53
http://www.monkeesrule43.com/files/Gallery_Group_73.jpg">All four in the 60s . http://www.monkeesrule43.com/files/Gallery_Group_17.jpg">All four in the 60s . http://www.monkeesrule43.com/files/Gallery_Group_19.jpg">All four in the 60s


Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: November 01 2004 at 07:04

The four ages of Peter Gabriel....



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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: November 01 2004 at 15:47

 

When they were still drummers.....



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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: November 02 2004 at 05:48


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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 06:58
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwllantysiliogogogochynygo fodgogogochynygofod, just another Welsh twit  

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Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: dude
Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 07:08

PUT UP YER DUKES VELVE!!..MY RELATIVES COME FROM WALES!!!......SO THAT MAKES ME A WELSH TWIT...............

 

OH,!!!.........WAIT A MINUTE...........I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE



Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: November 03 2004 at 07:11
I love Twits, you Aussie convict , being one my self 

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Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally



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