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Points: 10094 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 23 2006 at 23:34
received this wind-up text message, to my horror, from a lady friend recently......Wink

i shall seek and find u. i shall take u to bed and have my way with u. i will make u ache, shake and sweat until u moan and groan. i will make u beg for mercy and beg for me to stop. i will exhaust u to the point that u will be relieved when i'm finished with u and u will be weak for days....

 Wow, is that an e-slut or someone you know?

Why can't I get messages like that from the guy I'm in love with? Stubborn b*****d! Cry





Pssht. I don't believe in love, I never have, I never will...I don't believe in love, it's never worth the pain you feel....Wink   ( Cry )

 

Good joke though haha...took me a while to get though....a wee bit tired

 

 

 EDIT: jesus christ what's wrong w/ this quoting thing??

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

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Edited by heyitsthatguy - June 23 2006 at 23:38


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Points: 20240 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 24 2006 at 05:55
You  entered the bedroom
roamed around, checking things out
dived on my hot sweaty body
sucked me dry the whole night
left me early in the morning
completely wasted and empty
 
 
 
may you die............
 
 
 
 
 
Friggin mosquitoWink
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Edited by Sean Trane - June 24 2006 at 05:55
let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Points: 7374 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 24 2006 at 13:58
Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

You  entered the bedroom
roamed around, checking things out
dived on my hot sweaty body
sucked me dry the whole night
left me early in the morning
completely wasted and empty
 
 
 
may you die............
 
 
 
 
 
Friggin mosquitoWink
 
 
 
 
 
LOLClap
 
 
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Points: 1480 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 25 2006 at 09:44
I'm gonna nick that. Big smile
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Points: 1480 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 25 2006 at 09:44
Also, I didn't think it was possible to get text messages that long?
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Points: 44 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 25 2006 at 23:58
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