"naughty" text message...!!
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Topic: "naughty" text message...!!
Posted By: mystic fred
Subject: "naughty" text message...!!
Date Posted: April 15 2006 at 17:32
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i received this wind-up text message, to my horror, from a lady friend recently...... i shall seek and find u. i shall take u to bed and have my way with u. i will make u ache, shake and sweat until u moan and groan. i will make u beg for mercy and beg for me to stop. i will exhaust u to the point that u will be relieved when i'm finished with u and u will be weak for days....
all my love.... THE 'FLU...!!!!
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Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: April 15 2006 at 17:39
 Nice one MF!
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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: April 15 2006 at 17:42
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Posted By: Tuzvihar
Date Posted: April 15 2006 at 18:16
 ------------- "Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent." Charles Bukowski |
Posted By: GPFR
Date Posted: April 15 2006 at 18:24
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Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: April 15 2006 at 18:49
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Lots of that here in my country We are Asia's text capital ------------- 
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Posted By: Trotsky
Date Posted: April 16 2006 at 12:27
I'll bet good money Bob saw the thread title and raced in prepared to wield the admin sword if necessary ... only to find that it was a good joke! Of course, the reason the thought occured to me is ...  ------------- "Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.” "No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present." |
Easy Livin wrote:Posted By: Tristan Mulders
Date Posted: April 23 2006 at 17:13
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Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: April 23 2006 at 17:29
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very funny
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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: April 23 2006 at 18:55
Now thats a good laugh. ------------- Spending more than I should on Prog since 2005 
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Posted By: The Wizard
Date Posted: April 23 2006 at 19:15
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 24 2006 at 10:14
I´ve just met her  ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: coffeeintheface
Date Posted: June 22 2006 at 13:19
sounds like you're in for a treat ------------- OBQM: www.soundcloud.com/onebigquestionmark (solo project) nQuixote: www.soundcloud.com/n-quixote (ambient + various musical ideas) |
Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: June 22 2006 at 14:21
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That's priceless! I must tell that to my friends, that'll make their day!
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Posted By: Paradox
Date Posted: June 22 2006 at 14:53
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I recieved that text a few years ago, it had me amused too ------------- 
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Posted By: chamberry
Date Posted: June 22 2006 at 14:57
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Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: June 22 2006 at 15:10
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I bet you were dissapointed when you realized the joke. |
Posted By: jj1414
Date Posted: June 22 2006 at 21:54
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Posted By: Rosescar
Date Posted: June 23 2006 at 14:04
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Didn't like it ------------- http://www.soundclick.com/rosescar/ - My music! "THE AUDIENCE WERE generally drugged. (In Holland, always)." - Robert Fripp |
Posted By: Barla
Date Posted: June 23 2006 at 21:33
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Cool !!
Winner !!
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Posted By: heyitsthatguy
Date Posted: June 23 2006 at 23:34
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received this wind-up text message, to my horror, from a lady friend recently......
i shall seek and find u. i shall take u to bed and have my way with u. i will make u ache, shake and sweat until u moan and groan. i will make u beg for mercy and beg for me to stop. i will exhaust u to the point that u will be relieved when i'm finished with u and u will be weak for days.... Wow, is that an e-slut or someone you know? Why can't I get messages like that from the guy I'm in love with? Stubborn b*****d! Pssht. I don't believe in love, I never have, I never will...I don't believe in love, it's never worth the pain you feel....
Good joke though haha...took me a while to get though....a wee bit tired
EDIT: jesus christ what's wrong w/ this quoting thing??
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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: June 24 2006 at 05:55
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You entered the bedroom
roamed around, checking things out
dived on my hot sweaty body
sucked me dry the whole night
left me early in the morning
completely wasted and empty
may you die............
Friggin mosquito
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Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: June 24 2006 at 13:58
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Posted By: Valarius
Date Posted: June 25 2006 at 09:44
I'm gonna nick that. 
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Posted By: Valarius
Date Posted: June 25 2006 at 09:44
| Also, I didn't think it was possible to get text messages that long? |
Posted By: Into_Oblivion
Date Posted: June 25 2006 at 23:58
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