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dude 
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Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338 |
 Posted: March 29 2004 at 23:00 |
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By the way if anyone is interested there is an interesting site called JAPANDER,it features hollywood actors doing Japanese commercials. Many of the adds are quite sedate but there are some truly wierd and wonderful ones,for example,some of the commercials of Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwartzenegger are truly bizarre!! its at www.japander.com |
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Verisimilitude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 09 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 114 |
Posted: March 29 2004 at 23:40 |
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"How to lose a guy in 10 days" is in the league of sh*t hollywood films... Just like all those other classics, like "The wedding planner" and those crappy chick-flick like hollywood happy ending type films... Don't get me wrong, I'm not against chick flicks, but isn't funny that "Notting Hill" - with a touch of British humour - was such a huge improvement compared to the best efforts of American attempts... But there's plenty more where that came from... I just don't want to relive the horror... |
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Dan Bobrowski
Special Collaborator 
Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243 |
Posted: March 30 2004 at 13:12 |
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Perfect Give me "sarcasm" over "serious" any day. |
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Glass-Prison
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Joined: February 08 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 453 |
Posted: March 31 2004 at 20:12 |
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Gotta love mel brooks has anyone here seen 'the fly'? the graphics are so deplorable it is nearly unbearable to watch, not to mention the third-rate generic horror plot. How about any of the Jay & silent Bob movies? (J&SB strike back, mall rats, etc.) They are so bad, it's hilarious! |
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338 |
Posted: March 31 2004 at 21:02 |
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ARe you talking about the 50's version of "The Fly".......HELP ME! ..HELP ME!...funny, but kind of scary and sad at the same time!!.
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Glass-Prison
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Joined: February 08 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 453 |
Posted: March 31 2004 at 21:27 |
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The first one is scary, but Jeff Goldblum alone makes the new one truly horrifying.
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338 |
Posted: March 31 2004 at 21:54 |
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I heard there is to be ANOTHER REMAKE of "The Fly".as if we need one!!
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Paco Fox
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Joined: February 10 2004 Location: Spain Status: Offline Points: 500 |
Posted: April 01 2004 at 02:51 |
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Well, I is worse: not only they are developing a new remake of 'The fly': they are also re-imagining( |
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: April 01 2004 at 06:13 |
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It could be worse, and it is - there is a live action film being made at this very moment, of 'Thunderbirds'
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338 |
Posted: April 01 2004 at 08:48 |
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YES"'DIRECTED" BY JONATHEN FRAKES from "Star Trek" with apparently no input from Gerry and Sylvia Anderson(and they are not happy)...........not good!!....still,we will have to wait and see
 ..set for july release in the States! Edited by dude |
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The Owl
Prog Reviewer 
Joined: February 19 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 363 |
Posted: April 01 2004 at 11:50 |
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Funny Bad: "Plan 9 From Outer Space", "Robot Monster", "Frankenstein vs The Space Monster", "Kingdom of The Spiders" (William Shatner turns in another great hammy performance), "Catwomen On The Moon", some movie where the Three Stooges go to Venus Just Plain Nauseatingly Bad: ALL the Matrix movies (just a bunch of overhyped convoluted nonsense with the absolute WORST acting in history ALL REMAKES, PERIOD!! Mariah Scarey's "Glitter" Anything involving Reese Witherspoon ("Importance Of Being Earnest" excepted), how much mileage can you get out of that "ditzy blonde" thing anyway? ANY Broadway musical translated to film (that stuff is just WAAAYYY too corny for me) Have to admit, I've lost my taste for just about any sci-fi made after the late 80's, seems it's all just effects and explosions but no substance. Edited by The Owl |
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People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction!
www.myspace.com/theowlsmusic |
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Glass-Prison
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Joined: February 08 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 453 |
Posted: April 01 2004 at 18:01 |
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The Matrix, eh? I'll have you know it is all a rip off of one of the greatest movies ever, Dark City, starring Rufus Sewell. The movie came out about a year before the matrix, and actually featured something moviegoers like to call a plot. Definitely recommended over the Matrix |
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Verisimilitude
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Joined: February 09 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 114 |
Posted: April 02 2004 at 00:42 |
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I've heard a bit about Dark City... Something that I'll have to make the effort to see... |
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Paco Fox
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Joined: February 10 2004 Location: Spain Status: Offline Points: 500 |
Posted: April 02 2004 at 05:48 |
I also recommend it. It's the quintaessential cult movie: it flopped more or less when it first was released, and, although it can't be said it's perfect, it's fairly good and, above all, it was really original, really above all tired cliches. A prog connection: The director is Alex Proyas, who directed my all time favourite video clip: Mike Oldfield's 'Magic Touch'. |
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elfangio
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Joined: March 28 2004 Location: France Status: Offline Points: 49 |
Posted: April 05 2004 at 17:02 |
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Irreversible is one of the worst movies I ever saw
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Great shredding is cheddar cheese on a taco (Ron Thal).
"Mr Neal Morse from Mars, by way of Las Vegas and Nashville" |
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Scafell
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Joined: March 28 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 26 |
Posted: April 08 2004 at 14:43 |
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This one's the easiest vote I've cast - "Raising Arizona" - complete and utter drivel - whoever thinks the Coens are quirky/funny must have had a lobotomy!
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elfangio
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Joined: March 28 2004 Location: France Status: Offline Points: 49 |
Posted: April 08 2004 at 16:11 |
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Great shredding is cheddar cheese on a taco (Ron Thal).
"Mr Neal Morse from Mars, by way of Las Vegas and Nashville" |
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richardh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 18 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 29332 |
Posted: April 08 2004 at 16:41 |
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I'm glad someone mentioned a Coen Brothers movie.Why oh why are they so revered? Their films just seem to be full if 'in-jokes' and if your not in on the joke then tough.
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Hambone
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Joined: April 07 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 9 |
Posted: April 08 2004 at 22:15 |
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'Squirm' a movie about worms that get electricuted and eat people. It's almost like they wanted you to know the worms were rubber. You can still watch Tom Survo, Crow and Mike make fun of it on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
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You've just had a heavy session of electro-shock theray and you're more relaxed then you've been in weeks. All those childhood tramas magically wiped away along with most of your personality.
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Stormcrow
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Joined: February 05 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 400 |
Posted: April 10 2004 at 00:07 |
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All right..... I had been repressing the memory of even ever seeing this train wreck of a horrible movie with no reason to exist. From the plot, to the acting, to the script, to the junk yard production values, to the abysmal cinematography, to the disgusting acts depicted on the screen.... Without a doubt, brooking no arguement: "Pink Flamingos" is the worst piece of absolute crap ever inflicted upon a movie audience. |
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dude wrote:
God, how I hate this new hollywood euphemism) 'Invasion of the body snatchers' AGAIN: that would be the FOURTH time! 