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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 29 2004 at 23:00

By the way if anyone is interested there is an interesting site called JAPANDER,it features hollywood actors doing Japanese commercials. Many of the adds are quite sedate but there are some truly wierd and wonderful ones,for example,some of the commercials of Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwartzenegger are truly bizarre!! its at www.japander.com

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 29 2004 at 23:40

"How to lose a guy in 10 days" is in the league of sh*t hollywood films... Just like all those other classics, like "The wedding planner" and those crappy chick-flick like hollywood happy ending type films...

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against chick flicks, but isn't funny that "Notting Hill" - with a touch of British humour - was such a huge improvement compared to the best efforts of American attempts...

But there's plenty more where that came from...

I just don't want to relive the horror...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2004 at 13:12

Originally posted by dude dude wrote:

DANBO:remember that line from MEL Brooks,Robin Hood Men In Tights......."At Least I have An English Accent.., Unlike Some Other Robin Hoods I Could Name!!"

 

Perfect

Give me "sarcasm" over "serious" any day.  

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2004 at 20:12

Gotta love mel brooks

has anyone here seen 'the fly'? the graphics are so deplorable it is nearly unbearable to watch, not to mention the third-rate generic horror plot.

How about any of the Jay & silent Bob movies? (J&SB strike back, mall rats, etc.) They are so bad, it's hilarious!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2004 at 21:02
ARe you talking about the 50's version of "The Fly".......HELP ME! ..HELP ME!...funny, but kind of scary and sad at the same time!!.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2004 at 21:27
The first one is scary, but Jeff Goldblum alone makes the new one truly horrifying.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2004 at 21:54
I heard there is to be ANOTHER REMAKE of "The Fly".as if we need one!!
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Originally posted by dude dude wrote:

I heard there is to be ANOTHER REMAKE of "The Fly".as if we need one!!

Well, I is worse: not only they are developing a new remake of 'The fly': they are also re-imagining( God, how I hate this new hollywood euphemism) 'Invasion of the body snatchers' AGAIN: that would be the FOURTH time!

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It could be worse, and it is - there is a live action film being made at this very moment, of 'Thunderbirds'

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YES"'DIRECTED" BY JONATHEN FRAKES from "Star Trek" with apparently no input from Gerry and Sylvia Anderson(and they are not happy)...........not good!!....still,we will have to wait and see ..set for july release in the States!

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Funny Bad: "Plan 9 From Outer Space", "Robot Monster", "Frankenstein vs The Space Monster", "Kingdom of The Spiders" (William Shatner turns in another great hammy performance), "Catwomen On The Moon", some movie where the Three Stooges go to Venus

Just Plain Nauseatingly Bad:

ALL the Matrix movies (just a bunch of overhyped convoluted nonsense with the absolute WORST acting in history )

ALL REMAKES, PERIOD!!  Geez, what's wrong, didn't they do it right the first time?????  

Mariah Scarey's "Glitter"

Anything involving Reese Witherspoon ("Importance Of Being Earnest" excepted), how much mileage can you get out of that "ditzy blonde" thing anyway?

ANY Broadway musical translated to film (that stuff is just WAAAYYY too corny for me)

Have to admit, I've lost my taste for just about any sci-fi made after the late 80's, seems it's all just effects and explosions but no substance.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 01 2004 at 18:01

The Matrix, eh? I'll have you know it is all a rip off of one of the greatest movies ever, Dark City, starring Rufus Sewell. The movie came out about a year before the matrix, and actually featured something moviegoers like to call a plot.

Definitely recommended over the Matrix

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 02 2004 at 00:42

I've heard a bit about Dark City...

Something that I'll have to make the effort to see...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 02 2004 at 05:48
Originally posted by Glass-Prison Glass-Prison wrote:

The Matrix, eh? I'll have you know it is all a rip off of one of the greatest movies ever, Dark City, starring Rufus Sewell. The movie came out about a year before the matrix, and actually featured something moviegoers like to call a plot.

Definitely recommended over the Matrix

I also recommend it. It's the quintaessential cult movie: it flopped more or less when it first was released, and, although it can't be said it's perfect, it's fairly good and, above all, it was really original, really above all tired cliches.

A prog connection: The director is Alex Proyas, who directed my all time favourite video clip: Mike Oldfield's 'Magic Touch'.

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Irreversible is one of the worst movies I ever saw
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 08 2004 at 14:43
This one's the easiest vote I've cast - "Raising Arizona" - complete and utter drivel - whoever thinks the Coens are quirky/funny must have had a lobotomy!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 08 2004 at 16:11
Originally posted by Scafell Scafell wrote:

This one's the easiest vote I've cast - "Raising Arizona" - complete and utter drivel - whoever thinks the Coens are quirky/funny must have had a lobotomy!
I just love this movie (as every Coen movie I've seen so far).
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 08 2004 at 16:41
I'm glad someone mentioned a Coen Brothers movie.Why oh why are they so revered? Their films just seem to be full if 'in-jokes' and if your not in on the joke then tough.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 08 2004 at 22:15
'Squirm' a movie about worms that get electricuted and eat people. It's almost like they wanted you to know the worms were rubber.  You can still watch Tom Survo, Crow and Mike make fun of it on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 10 2004 at 00:07

All right.....

I had been repressing the memory of even ever seeing this train wreck of a horrible movie with no reason to exist.

From the plot, to the acting, to the script, to the junk yard production values, to the abysmal cinematography, to the disgusting acts depicted on the screen....

Without a doubt, brooking no arguement: "Pink Flamingos" is the worst piece of absolute crap ever inflicted upon a movie audience.

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