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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 09 2004 at 10:43

[QUOTE=sigod] Heart I love you all...Heart [/QUOTE]

Ermm  Errm, in a manly, back-slapping, shoulder-punching way, right?Confused

 

 

 

 

 

Wink Ha!LOL

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Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 09 2004 at 11:00
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

PETER!!

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A NEWBIE!!!!

jUST BEING TENSE

Sorry, Blackie!Embarrassed

My, how the time flies -- seems like just the other day you were toddling around the Forums in a droopy diaper with a pacifier, charming us all with your infantile attempts at communication....Cry

Now, I suppose, you'll be wanting to borrow the car, and needing money for college -- see Max@ and Mother Maani for the latter.Wink

(No offense meant, natch!)

Shocked  Did you know that as a "senior," you now qualify for discounted bus fare? That surprisingly spry octogenarian "doddering Dick" Heath will be only too glad to fill you in on all of the benefits attendant upon your "ascension." He likes it when people notice him -- don't forget to pat his dear old snow-white, fluffy head when you see him, and bring him some humbugs (he dearly loves those, though the nurses tend to confiscate them -- seems they "gum up his works." Confused

Big smileRemember, these are your "golden" years! Live! Love! Dance! Wheeze! Clutch your chest and plummet like a stone to the floor!Dead

Peter:

I know its frightening how fast we all grow up, but you'll be delighted to know that I have no intention of flying the nest. I intend to live here well into middle age, treating the forum like its a hotel.

Anyway, I'm not going to college. I'm going to be a rock star, so get your wallet out and buy me a guitar!! Now!!..and yes, I do want to borrow the car. All weekend!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 09 2004 at 11:18
LOL, you stumble back into this forum sometime before dawn, beer on your breath and bloodshot eyes...you couldn't have at least called us to say you were gonna be late?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 09 2004 at 11:23

You hate me dont you!! You're not my real parents!! I'm adopted!! I'm going to my room to listern to the Smiths, and I'll never eat again!!! You'll be sorry, when I'm dead !!!!!

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 09 2004 at 11:42
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

[QUOTE=sigod] Heart I love you all...Heart [/QUOTE]

Ermm  Errm, in a manly, back-slapping, shoulder-punching way, right?Confused

Er...yeah, right..what about those dodgers eh? (stands next to bar and hides Village People album behind beer..)

I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 09 2004 at 15:49
Originally posted by sigod sigod wrote:

Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

[QUOTE=sigod] Heart I love you all...Heart [/QUOTE]

Ermm  Errm, in a manly, back-slapping, shoulder-punching way, right?Confused

Er...yeah, right..what about those dodgers eh? (stands next to bar and hides Village People album behind beer..)

You sure thats a beer sigod? Looks like a girlie shandy to me!!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 09 2004 at 15:57

I know what you mean... it seems to be all over the internet.  Someone on another site just accused me of giving BJs to get backstage at concerts.... and I think she thought she was actually insulting me.... 

 I just replied "Man, I wish it was still that much fun"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 09 2004 at 16:49
listen to ska, and drink chocolate milk. after that i don't know how anyone can stay angry.
*Remember all advice given by Asuma is for entertainment purposes only. Asuma is not a licensed medical doctor, psychologist, or counselor and he does not play one on TV.*
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 09 2004 at 18:06

^ absolutely! I nominate The Specials' cover of "Enjoy Yourself (it's Later than You Think)"

...but milk makes me highly flatulent. That won't help anyone else's mood

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 09 2004 at 18:38

Originally posted by asuma asuma wrote:

listen to ska, and drink chocolate milk. after that i don't know how anyone can stay angry.

ska gooood

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 09 2004 at 23:05

Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Looks like a girlie shandy to me!!!

Excuse my Americanism, but WHAT IS a girlie shandy, Ochrefoil?



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 10 2004 at 02:47
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Looks like a girlie shandy to me!!!

Excuse my Americanism, but WHAT IS a girlie shandy, Ochrefoil?

Shandy is a drink. Half beer half lemonade. Girls drink it!

Now, excuse my limey ignorance, but WTF is Ochrefoil??

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 10 2004 at 03:05
Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Looks like a girlie shandy to me!!!

Excuse my Americanism, but WHAT IS a girlie shandy, Ochrefoil?

Shandy is a drink. Half beer half lemonade. Girls drink it!

Now, excuse my limey ignorance, but WTF is Ochrefoil??

In a america we would have called it something far more clever like:Beer and Lemonade.

Actually we would have elaborated on it some like: Old Style and Lemonade

Now there's a vomit inducing thought.

american beer sucks!!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 10 2004 at 03:13
Originally posted by jiggajake jiggajake wrote:

Originally posted by asuma asuma wrote:

listen to ska, and drink chocolate milk. after that i don't know how anyone can stay angry.

ska gooood

Have you listened to Subhumans/Culture Shock/Citizen Fish, jiggajake? They're my all-time favourite ska/punk fusion band (yep, all 3 are essentially the same band!)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 10 2004 at 05:27
Originally posted by gdub411 gdub411 wrote:

Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Looks like a girlie shandy to me!!!

Excuse my Americanism, but WHAT IS a girlie shandy, Ochrefoil?

Shandy is a drink. Half beer half lemonade. Girls drink it!

Now, excuse my limey ignorance, but WTF is Ochrefoil??

In a america we would have called it something far more clever like:Beer and Lemonade.

Actually we would have elaborated on it some like: Old Style and Lemonade

Now there's a vomit inducing thought.

american beer sucks!!

It's not great quality, I know.But, Miller & Bud will get you where you want to be

They're better than Fosters and all that Aussie p!ss!!  Apart from VB, now thats good.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 10 2004 at 06:10
Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

[QUOTE=sigod][QUOTE=Peter Rideout]

You sure thats a beer sigod? Looks like a girlie shandy to me!!!

Hey, shandy can be a man's drink if you take the little umberella out   

I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 10 2004 at 07:29
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Looks like a girlie shandy to me!!!


Excuse my Americanism, but WHAT IS a girlie shandy, Ochrefoil?


It's like a hand-shandy, but much more fun!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 10 2004 at 07:31
Originally posted by James Lee James Lee wrote:

...but milk makes me highly flatulent. That won't help anyone else's mood



Oh yes it will - flatulence is nature's way of reminding you you're a true man, and it's time to have a damned good belly-laugh (or trouser-cough), just like all us true men do!

+++hides Marc Almond CDs behind crusty copy of 'Men Only'+++

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 10 2004 at 08:30
Originally posted by sigod sigod wrote:

Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

[QUOTE=sigod][QUOTE=Peter Rideout]

You sure thats a beer sigod? Looks like a girlie shandy to me!!!

Hey, shandy can be a man's drink if you take the little umberella out   

Fair enough. Thats what I do

Not drinking it through a pink swirly straw also helps, I find.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 10 2004 at 10:02

Beer and lemonade? Why would anyone invent that, let alone have it catch on?

I'd prefer a nice glass of plastic-jug vodka and bongwater.

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