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    Posted: April 15 2006 at 17:32

i received this wind-up text message, to my horror, from a lady friend recently......Wink

i shall seek and find u. i shall take u to bed and have my way with u. i will make u ache, shake and sweat until u moan and groan. i will make u beg for mercy and beg for me to stop. i will exhaust u to the point that u will be relieved when i'm finished with u and u will be weak for days....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 all my love.... THE  'FLU...!!!! LOLLOLLOL

 



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Lots of that here in my country

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Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

 Nice one MF!


I'll bet good money Bob saw the thread title and raced in prepared to wield the admin sword if necessary ... only to find that it was a good joke!

Of course, the reason the thought occured to me is ...
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LOL very funny
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LOL
Now thats a good laugh.
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Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

i received this wind-up text message, to my horror, from a lady friend recently......Wink

i shall seek and find u. i shall take u to bed and have my way with u. i will make u ache, shake and sweat until u moan and groan. i will make u beg for mercy and beg for me to stop. i will exhaust u to the point that u will be relieved when i'm finished with u and u will be weak for days....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 all my love.... THE  'FLU...!!!! LOLLOLLOL

 



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That's priceless! Clap I must tell that to my friends, that'll make their day!LOL
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I recieved that text a few years ago, it had me amused too
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I bet you were dissapointed when you realized the joke. Wink

 
 
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Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

i received this wind-up text message, to my horror, from a lady friend recently......Wink

i shall seek and find u. i shall take u to bed and have my way with u. i will make u ache, shake and sweat until u moan and groan. i will make u beg for mercy and beg for me to stop. i will exhaust u to the point that u will be relieved when i'm finished with u and u will be weak for days....

 Wow, is that an e-slut or someone you know?

Why can't I get messages like that from the guy I'm in love with? Stubborn b*****d! Cry 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 all my love.... THE  'FLU...!!!! LOLLOLLOL

 
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Points: 715 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 23 2006 at 14:04
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

Didn't like it
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Cool !!
 
Winner !!
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