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Points: 5243 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 02:18
Originally posted by Useful_Idiot Useful_Idiot wrote:

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

I must admit. I did have and affair with a married woman during my single days eight years back. I thought she was gonna leave the wimp, but, she just wanted hard, hot sex with a muscular (then) prognerd who knew the difference between whipped cream and creamed corn.



I'm sure the fact that you were a prognerd was high on the criteria list.

Actually. It was during my "I thought Prog was DEAD" period. I do believe I've always been a prognerd though.
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 03:21
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

27% But then I am British! No jokes about stiff upper lips, please ('cos the ladies love it ) Of course, the danger now is that my wife makes one of her infrequent visits to the site, sees this thread, and scores more than me...


Hmmm, more toad in the hole, eh Jimmy?


Sheep only count for one point. Howdja get the other 26?



Look, it was a long time ago, I was naive, it was dark, and after the police saw the close-up footage, they dismissed the case through lack of evidence (it was a cold day, OK?!?).

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Points: 10266 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 03:28
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by BaldFriede BaldFriede wrote:

...ever heard of phoinikizein...?


Didn't your mother ever tell you not to speak with your mouth full, BF?

"Phoinikizein" has nothing to do with having mouth full. Literally it means "The way the Phoenicians do it".


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 09:23
The Extreme Sex Test
You scored a 45.57%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.610025301513%.
472699 people have taken this test to date.

I thought i was a pervert, and now I know I am one...

Actually the last twenty questions were kind of sickening. This sensibly lowered my grading

So Pervert but not Deviant
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Points: 2808 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 09:27
Originally posted by Chant Trane Chant Trane wrote:

The Extreme Sex Test
You scored a 45.57%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.610025301513%.
472699 people have taken this test to date.

I thought i was a pervert, and now I know I am one...

Actually the last twenty questions were kind of sickening. This sensibly lowered my grading

So Pervert but not Deviant

 

How do you have time to be a pervert when you post 509 times here every day?
Proud to be an un-banned member since 2005
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Points: 1881 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 10:32
Oh dear. 55.7% following mid-life crisis.

I am of course happily settled now to a life of normality (in case you're reading this dear...)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 16:22
Originally posted by NutterAlert NutterAlert wrote:

Originally posted by Chant Trane Chant Trane wrote:

The Extreme Sex Test
You scored a 45.57%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.610025301513%.
472699 people have taken this test to date.

I thought i was a pervert, and now I know I am one...

Actually the last twenty questions were kind of sickening. This sensibly lowered my grading

So Pervert but not Deviant

 

How do you have time to be a pervert when you post 509 times here every day?

excellent point my friend!

Actually I am on my second IP and M@X set the counter at 1000 for some reason unknown to me, so i have posted 18 times in the last two days
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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 16:58
Originally posted by NutterAlert NutterAlert wrote:

Originally posted by Chant Trane Chant Trane wrote:

The Extreme Sex Test
You scored a 45.57%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.610025301513%.
472699 people have taken this test to date.

I thought i was a pervert, and now I know I am one...

Actually the last twenty questions were kind of sickening. This sensibly lowered my grading

So Pervert but not Deviant

 

How do you have time to be a pervert when you post 509 times here every day?

Damn...that is most impressive...stoney must be so jealous

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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 17:52
Originally posted by <FONT color=#ff0000>dongo</FONT> dongo wrote:

I've have sex with less than six women.

That's vaguely specific....Confused

1.5, was it?LOL

How many men, animals, and inanimate objects, BTW? Pig

 

 

 

 

(Hope you don't mind -- I fixed your typo.)Geek



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The Extreme Sex Test
You scored a 48.1%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.610030361064%.
477256 people have taken this test to date.
I have been urinated on by several women,but it was never sexual,I can tell you!
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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 18:11

Originally posted by <strong><FONT color=#ff0000>Tony the Pony Tony the Pony wrote:

] I have been urinated on by several women,but it was never sexual,I can tell you!

Yoiks! Shocked Tell 'em to piss off, next time! Angry

Ermm Outhouse maintenance man, were you? You need to put up the "out of order" sign first, before you go "down the jakes"....



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O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Points: 11979 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2005 at 18:16
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Ermm  You need to put up the "out of order" sign first,

I always have that sign with me-my wife sewed one onto the front of my boxers.....

 
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i've got a mere 3 %!

i'm almost perfect!Big smile
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2005 at 03:48
Originally posted by Tony <font color=red><em>sorry, that doesn't usually happen</em></font> R Tony sorry, that doesn't usually happen R wrote:

I have been urinated on by several women,but it was never sexual,I can tell you


Oh yeah? A bit chilly, was it? "But darling, it will warm me up"

You deviant bloody northerner, you.

Here in the home counties, we only perform The-Unspeakable-Act-Of-Unpleasantness when absolutely necessary to prevent testicular explosion; our wives (AND ONLY OUR WIVES) lay perfectly still, enduring with perfect English stoicism, the release of animalistic passion to which even the most stiffly upright member of the middle classes can fall victim. Following such a display of unforgivably degrading humiliation, we retire to our separate bedrooms to scrub our bodies clean with harsh brushes and carbolic soap.





















I then sneak away to smoke huge amounts of opium, beat the servants, and give the maid one up the garden path.... Ah! To be British!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2005 at 06:10
Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

The Extreme Sex Test
You scored a 48.1%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.610030361064%.
477256 people have taken this test to date.

I have been urinated on by several women,but it was never sexual,I can tell you!

Tony R ,

thanks for topping my score! I always knew I could count on you my friend!
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Points: 4097 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2005 at 08:45
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Tony <FONT color=red><EM>sorry, that doesn't usually happen</EM></FONT> R Tony sorry, that doesn't usually happen R wrote:

I have been urinated on by several women,but it was never sexual,I can tell you


Oh yeah? A bit chilly, was it? "But darling, it will warm me up"

You deviant bloody northerner, you.

Here in the home counties, we only perform The-Unspeakable-Act-Of-Unpleasantness when absolutely necessary to prevent testicular explosion; our wives (AND ONLY OUR WIVES) lay perfectly still, enduring with perfect English stoicism, the release of animalistic passion to which even the most stiffly upright member of the middle classes can fall victim. Following such a display of unforgivably degrading humiliation, we retire to our separate bedrooms to scrub our bodies clean with harsh brushes and carbolic soap.

Ooh-err...
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Points: 106 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2005 at 22:12

51.9.  I thought I would do a lot worse than that.
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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2005 at 15:50

Despite the fact that I, like Jim, hail from the Home Counties, I scored a somewhat unrespectable

You scored a 62.03%.

 

I was young and foolish once. Now I'm not so young.

 

 
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Points: 3830 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2005 at 16:36
I'm still young and foolish

You know, I originally found this test on a metal board, and their scores were, on average, SIGNIFICANTLY lower.  It seems that while metal people always talk about having lots of wild, kinky, and oftentimes irresponsible sex...

...it's us proggers who've got the ambition and drive to actually do it


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Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Despite the fact that I, like Jim, hail from the Home Counties, I scored a somewhat unrespectable

You scored a 62.03%.

He's a certif1ed Perv,he is!

God knows what you owned up to on that quizShocked

Dont remember there being a question that asked:

Do you over-analyse your partners performance after sex?

"it may have looked like plain missionary,but it progressed to doggy style whilst maintaining an occasional back-beat...."
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