The Extreme Sex Test!
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Topic: The Extreme Sex Test!
Posted By: Man Overboard
Subject: The Extreme Sex Test!
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 14:50
How sexually depraved are you?  http://tests.studentcenter.org/take_test.php?id=4 - Take the test! Complete honesty only. I scored 64.56%, I must be a total freak.  ------------- https://soundcloud.com/erin-susan-jennings" rel="nofollow - Bedroom guitarist". Composer, Arranger, Producer. Perfection may not exist, but I may still choose to serve Perfection. Commissions considered. |
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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 15:10
| 39% |
Posted By: bertburt
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 15:10
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65.82%.... Please tell me, MO, that you didn't click 'yes' on the last question....that's not a question you get asked every day....egad.... |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 15:15
I gave up at Question 15. 
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Posted By: Man Overboard
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 15:21
 Necrophilia? Hell naw.But I'm quite interested in knowing what *you* chose for some of those, considering you managed to score a point higher than myself... considering some of the things *I* said yes to!  ------------- https://soundcloud.com/erin-susan-jennings" rel="nofollow - Bedroom guitarist". Composer, Arranger, Producer. Perfection may not exist, but I may still choose to serve Perfection. Commissions considered. |
bertburt wrote:Posted By: bertburt
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 15:35
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I dated a girl in college who only agreed to wake-up sex only if I zipped down to McDonald's immediately thereafter to pick her up an Egg McMuffin. Oh, what a glorious boost to one's self-esteem!
So, I think I answered 'yes' to the "Have you ever paid for sex?" question. But I guess in a roundabout, EggMcMuffin-ish way, haven't we all? |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 15:37
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78.48.....I didn't know I was such a perv -------------  |
Posted By: GoldenSpiral
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:11
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18.99% aww... I thought i was more of a freak than that.... guess I'm just a lonely music nerd. ------------- http://www.myspace.com/altaic" rel="nofollow - http://www.myspace.com/altaic ALTAIC "Oceans Down You'll Lie" coming soon |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:18
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34.18 Not quite an absolute Puritan, but.... What the hey -- she and I are happy! Affection and LOVE are very important to me as a sexual prerequisite -- the rest is none of your business, MO! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:19
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Well, just look at your forum name.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:24
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:27
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Let me make you feel better about yourself, Golden Spaniel: 13.92% ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: goose
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:30
| Did this somewhere else, got around 5%? I'll find the actual number in a minute. Immoral buggers, the lot of you! |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:30
Seems it's more what you've NOT been doing. Sex, for one.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:32
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------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Hey, I answered "no" to that one!Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:33
I'm a very, very lonely man... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:35
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It's not just for writing your name in the snow, you know! (Sorry -- you probably think that's a perverse practice as well....) ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:36
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I told my wife about this test and my score. I said...."Honey,we are a bunch of perverts!!!!" She said...."No,YOU'RE the pervert,I just go along with you." ------------- |
Posted By: Man Overboard
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:37
I think Progtologist is a golden shower man ------------- https://soundcloud.com/erin-susan-jennings" rel="nofollow - Bedroom guitarist". Composer, Arranger, Producer. Perfection may not exist, but I may still choose to serve Perfection. Commissions considered. |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:39
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I answered NO to that one!!!!!!!!
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Posted By: goose
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:40
5.06%. By the way, I didn't mean any play on words with "bugger", honestly! 
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:41
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Yeahhhhh....rigghhhhhhht.
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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:45
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62.03%, but there are a lot of things I have done which I was not questioned about. (For example: ever heard of phoinikizein)? So the test is by no means ultimate.
-------------  BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
Posted By: Man Overboard
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:46
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Progtolomogist, I'm just trying to understand
how you got like... 10-20 points HIGHER than me considering all
the stuff I said yes to... either you've been into some *extreme*
fetishes (and lots of them), or you've been sleepin' with blokes
------------- https://soundcloud.com/erin-susan-jennings" rel="nofollow - Bedroom guitarist". Composer, Arranger, Producer. Perfection may not exist, but I may still choose to serve Perfection. Commissions considered. |
Posted By: Man Overboard
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:48
 Unfortunately, yes... I
was young, inexperienced, and not sure what I wanted... and she
was uncommunicative to the point that I didn't know what I was getting
myself into until I was in the thick of it  ------------- https://soundcloud.com/erin-susan-jennings" rel="nofollow - Bedroom guitarist". Composer, Arranger, Producer. Perfection may not exist, but I may still choose to serve Perfection. Commissions considered. |
Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:49
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he's been with four blokes at a time, in bondage gear, in the middle of a shopping mall.... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:51
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I'll say a lot of things in this forum. Me and my wife have ALOT of fun and aren't prudes. But some things my lips are sealed about.
And before ya crack on me again MO,I said NO to the necrophilia question.
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:52
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Posted By: goose
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:53
I'd ask how fandango knows this but I don't think I want to know
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Posted By: Man Overboard
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:54
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Like *I'm* a prude... ...so I take it you've had your fair share of guys? Is your wife okay with this? ------------- https://soundcloud.com/erin-susan-jennings" rel="nofollow - Bedroom guitarist". Composer, Arranger, Producer. Perfection may not exist, but I may still choose to serve Perfection. Commissions considered. |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:00
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You scored a 33.58%. I guess I'm average |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:10
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With the exception of a brief tryst a few years ago(with a woman,lol) during a troubled time in my marriage,I am monogamous. But when I was a teenager I definitely lived by the "I'll try anything once philosophy". And I will leave it at that. ------------- |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:11
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^
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:32
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Virgins really should not answer this ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:35
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^ You are a Virgin?
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:39
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I thought you were a "master plooker" ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:43
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Thanks BJ...i think But yes...i think this came up once before too. If someone was doing their MC homework ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:46
That explains the virginity, then.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:47
^  
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Posted By: Wilcey
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:50
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blimey....I scored 68.35.................and I thought I was a prude!
Well, I had better get my coat and leave quietly!
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:54
------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 17:56
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NEW BONER PAGE!
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 18:08
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hey whatever works for you pal... ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: MoodsWings
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 18:30
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You scored a 22.78% I guess I'll go take that long walk off a very short plank now. |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:05
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^ Then look at Jody's result |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:14
I was so startled at the result I almost didn't post it. ------------- |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:21
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^ Yea... Are actually you that Sexually active? Or just have done it before?
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:22
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You certainly opened a can of worms, Jody. ------------- 
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:29
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Yeah,I am pretty active.Not bad for almost 40,huh? ------------- |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:30
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^ Yea, but I can't get into the f**king Chat
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:30
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Don't I know it.I wanna be known as the prog metal lover and Tool freak here. Not a sexual pervert ------------- |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:30
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Everytime I went into chat today no one has been there. ------------- |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:31
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^ And a loving Father too
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:31
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Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:36
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^ And come into that chat! |
Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:40
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I couldn't even finish the test. I consider myself a huge perv. Threeways, orgies, porn, and other such activities. But some of the stuff on that test was just out and out gross. Like doing it with a girl on her period. Yuck, yuck and double yuck. ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:43
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I know someone who actually did that...and you all know it wasnt me, so dont go pointing fingers ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: goose
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 20:37
I don't know which is more embarrassing, actually |
Posted By: goose
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 20:39
That and getting on for 7,000 posts?
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Posted By: Damen
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 20:56
The Extreme Sex Test
Not bad for a 17 year old I guess... Go...me? ------------- "It's amazing that we've been able to put up with each other for 35 years. Most marriages don't last that long these days." -Chris Squire |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 21:01
Funny,Goosie...........funnnnneeeeeeeeeee.
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:00
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More like a long w*nk after a very short plook, I think....
You're the last of the original "minute men," eh? ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: BePinkTheater
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:09
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12.66%... i need to get some more ------------- I can strangle a canary in a tin can and it would be really original, but that wouldn't save it from sounding like utter sh*t. -Stone Beard |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:11
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Actually, the use of legless invertabrates to enhance pleasure was not covered in the test, else that priapic prince Don Juan d'Procto would have doubtlessly scored even higher. (As it is, I'm surprised he finds time toeven log on here.) Just keep both hands on the keyboard where we can see them, Casanova! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:13
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:14
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:16
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:17
Too late, frankly, in view of that latest sordid confession! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:22
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------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Silly me -- reduce my score accordingly.
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:25
Er, it's not their fingers you should be worried about, Man With Cat.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:31
Impressive!
And just imagine your score when you start trying it with a partner!
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
<"turning Jananese"Posted By: MoodsWings
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:31
Not so sure about being a "minute man" though |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:34
I have been misquoted!!!!!! ------------- |
Posted By: kingofbizzare
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:41
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0% ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/kingofbizzare/?chartstyle=asimpleblue5"> 
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:44
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:54
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Someone else say something, so I can publicly humiliate you, please!
A-heh! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:55
Youre really having a ball in this thread aren't you. (c'mon i left this one open to your jokes ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: bertburt
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:01
OK, I'll bite........
My score would've been higher if they asked a question about blumpkin. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:02
[/QUOTE] I have been misquoted!!!!!! [/QUOTE]
Don't know that it's much better, though.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:03
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i kinda took the test and got a 1.52% ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:06
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^ Never ever do it?
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:06
That's about what i got...i think it was like 2.05 or something like that. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:07
Mine, too. -------------
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:07
That nasty fetish was in the quiz, too!
Love bites, hey, HurtBert? Yowtch! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:08
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Then you need a Girlfriend, I had a wild one and we did a lot of "cool" things! |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:09
That because your AZN...i dont have that advantage ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:09
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^ Mine wasn't AZN too |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:18
actually, i had the chance last year (i swear to God that with that girl, i could bump my score up to at least 20% ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:20
Jokes, eh? OK: Hear the one about the two stewardesses, who, after their plane crashed on the desert island, were forced to cannibalize the dead pilot? After overcoming their initial queasiness, they decided to start at the feet, and work their way up, to spare the unsavory repast along: "You know, this really isn't too bad, once you get used to it," observed Tiffany to Trixie. "Yeah, I'm actually having a ball," replied Trixie. "Golly, you sure eat fast," mused Tiffany, "he'll never last at that rate!"
Badda-boom!
Nitey nite, sickos! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:34
Nah, that's too easy -- you did my work for me, Bonebeard! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Actually, you know, girls quite like it when you...Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:37
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------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: October 04 2005 at 00:11
well.....i .....just...... .....hmmmmm ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: October 04 2005 at 00:26
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Peter's just having way too much fun. I've never seen such frenzied posting in my entire time here, and I've spent time in the Mariah thread with the likes of stoney, the hatman, the miracle and so on. Peter's had something like 39 of the last 40 posts. ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: October 04 2005 at 01:43
Ah, that explains this question:
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: October 04 2005 at 01:44
Who says I haven't? -------------
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Posted By: Bryan
Date Posted: October 04 2005 at 01:56
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13.92% PS... I think Peter has too much free time. Also... this has to be one of the funniest threads that's come along in quite awhile. |
Posted By: Trotsky
Date Posted: October 04 2005 at 02:29
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Trotsky scored a 32.91%. Bang on average ... damn ... I think even if I did everything I wanted to ... I'd only end up with something like a 70 though ... ------------- "Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.” "No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present." |
Posted By: Lindsay Lohan
Date Posted: October 04 2005 at 03:02
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0%
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: October 04 2005 at 03:55
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27%
But then I am British! No jokes about stiff upper lips, please ('cos the ladies love it )
Of course, the danger now is that my wife makes one of her infrequent visits to the site, sees this thread, and scores more than me... ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: NutterAlert
Date Posted: October 04 2005 at 04:10
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20.25% for me. I'm shocked, didn't know some of these things were humanly possible ------------- Proud to be an un-banned member since 2005 |