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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:06
^ Never ever do it?  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:06
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Virgins really should not answer this

i kinda took the test and got a 1.52%

That's about what i got...i think it was like 2.05 or something like that.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:07
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Virgins really should not answer this

i kinda took the test and got a 1.52%

That's about what i got...i think it was like 2.05 or something like that.

Mine, too.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:07
Originally posted by bertburt bertburt wrote:

Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Someone else say something, so I can publicly humiliate you, please!Big smile

 

Dirty Duck, by Bobby London

 

A-heh! Tongue

OK, I'll bite........

That nasty fetish was in the quiz, too!Shocked

 

Love bites, hey, HurtBert?

Yowtch!Pinch

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:08

Then you need a Girlfriend, I had a wild one and we did a lot of "cool" things!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:09
Originally posted by King of Loss King of Loss wrote:

Then you need a Girlfriend, I had a wild one and we did a lot of "cool" things!

That because your AZN...i dont have that advantage

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:09

^

Mine wasn't AZN too

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:18
Originally posted by King of Loss King of Loss wrote:

Then you need a Girlfriend, I had a wild one and we did a lot of "cool" things!

actually, i had the chance last year (i swear to God that with that girl, i could bump my score up to at least 20% ) but i decided not to "lower" myself. God, do i regret that decision....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:20
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

I know someone who actually did that...and you all know it wasnt me, so dont go pointing fingers

Er, it's not their fingers you should be worried about, Man With Cat....Confused

Youre really having a ball in this thread aren't you.

(c'mon i left this one open to your jokes )

Jokes, eh?

OK: Hear the one about the two stewardesses, who, after their plane crashed on the desert island, were forced to cannibalize the dead pilot?

After overcoming their initial queasiness, they decided to start at the feet, and work their way up, to spare the unsavory repast along:

"You know, this really isn't too bad, once you get used to it," observed Tiffany to Trixie.

"Yeah, I'm actually having a ball," replied Trixie.

"Golly, you sure eat fast," mused Tiffany, "he'll never last at that rate!"

 

Badda-boom!

 

Ouch All right, all right --  I'll go now.

 

Nitey nite, sickos!LOL



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:34
Originally posted by <FONT color=#ff0000>Pronebeard</FONT> Pronebeard wrote:

actually, i had the chance last year (i swear to God that with that girl, i could bump my score up to at least 20% ) but i decided not to "lower" myself. God, do i regret that decision....

PigActually, you know, girls quite like it when you...

 

 

Nah, that's too easy -- you did my work for me, Bonebeard! Confused

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 00:11
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Originally posted by <FONT color=#ff0000>Pronebeard</FONT> Pronebeard wrote:

actually, i had the chance last year (i swear to God that with that girl, i could bump my score up to at least 20% ) but i decided not to "lower" myself. God, do i regret that decision....

PigActually, you know, girls quite like it when you...

 

 

Nah, that's too easy -- you did my work for me, Bonebeard! Confused

well.....i .....just......

.....hmmmmm

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 00:26
Peter's just having way too much fun.  I've never seen such frenzied posting in my entire time here, and I've spent time in the Mariah thread with the likes of stoney, the hatman, the miracle and so on.  Peter's had something like 39 of the last 40 posts.
I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 01:43
Ah, that explains this question:


13. Have you had sex with Peter Rideout?

Yes

No
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 01:44
Originally posted by James Lee James Lee wrote:

Ah, that explains this question:


13. Have you had sex with Peter Rideout?

Yes

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Who says I haven't?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 01:56
13.92%

PS... I think Peter has too much free time.
Also... this has to be one of the funniest threads that's come along in quite awhile.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 02:29

Trotsky scored a 32.91%.

Bang on average ... damn ... I think even if I did everything I wanted to ... I'd only end up with something like a 70 though ...

"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”

"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 03:02

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 03:55
27%

But then I am British!

No jokes about stiff upper lips, please ('cos the ladies love it )

Of course, the danger now is that my wife makes one of her infrequent visits to the site, sees this thread, and scores more than me...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2005 at 04:10
20.25% for me. I'm shocked, didn't know some of these things were humanly possible 
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