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progrules 
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Joined: September 14 2007
Location: Netherlands
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 Posted: May 26 2009 at 01:36 |
 Alitare wrote:
So here we go. After listening to Mastodon's Crack The Skye, again, then giving Wish You Were Here a listen, I have come to a conclusion.
Progressive rock is pathetic. That is right. These albums are mere showings of how terrible this music is, and you should all be ashamed of listening to it. Especially you. That's right, you heard me, or read me.
First off, it is all built on forcing yourself to like it. Some artists and pants-wetting fans might toss around words such as "deep" "complex" "meaningful" or the best one "it's a grower". These people have stunted mental growth, and should be arrested for attempted assassination...of good music.
It is obvious that progressive rock is inferior to all other genres of music, especially new age-classical and punk rock. Anyone denying this has low self esteem issues and glandular disorders. Pink Floyd? They did nothing but make one note guitar solos for whole albums, and are a complete and utter waste of time to listen to.
That whole avantgarde shtick is ridiculous. What is that, they are good because they purposely play material that isn't music? I'd say these terrible artists such as Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, and Henry Cow were just bumbling drug abusers, rather than musicians.
Your musical taste sucks, and you should all go listen to a REAL album, like the Dirty dancing soundtrack, or a Judas Priest tribute album.
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You sound just like my collegues who I try to infect occasionally with prog. It's not working ...   . Well, it's their loss, isn't it ?
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A day without prog is a wasted day
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inrainbows
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Joined: February 20 2008
Location: on a rainbow
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Posted: May 26 2009 at 01:32 |
ok, someone get the ice 
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: May 26 2009 at 01:29 |
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 <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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keiser willhelm
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Posted: May 26 2009 at 00:56 |
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clarke2001
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Posted: May 25 2009 at 22:30 |
Edited by clarke2001 - May 25 2009 at 22:37
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Leningrad
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Joined: August 15 2006
Location: Canada
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Posted: May 25 2009 at 21:12 |
Music.
I hate music.
All of it.
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
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Points: 7053
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Posted: May 25 2009 at 14:06 |
^
Especially Shine on You Crazy Diamond. I absolutely hate that track.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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himtroy
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Joined: January 20 2009
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Posted: May 25 2009 at 13:19 |
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Well, Wish You Were Hear is a pretty a poor album
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horsewithteeth11
Prog Reviewer
Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Points: 24598
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Posted: May 25 2009 at 13:18 |
Petrovsk Mizinski wrote:
Yeah, that progressive metal stuff, what a load of garbage.
I thought "normal" metal was bad, geezus, I heard prog metal, what a turd.
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I know. They all just try to sound like Dream Theater, who sucks as it is.
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Visitor13
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Joined: February 02 2005
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Posted: May 25 2009 at 13:10 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
topofsm wrote:
WalterDigsTunes wrote:
TGM: Orb wrote:
Especially the post-1989 stuff. That lot is awful. |
Intolerable, inexcusable filth it is! Bless you for pointing that out, good sir.
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I know. I laugh at every person who announces these stupid bands as masters of music. They aren't even half good, much less masters.
Everyone these days listens to this embarrassing metal music. I took a listen to Meshuggah, and it was just noise, no talent whatsoever. Another guy here made me listen to some song by Between The Bread and Me to convince me that metal was creative, and he thought it was just brilliant because they had a minute of a bluegrass band playing in their song. And then there's this stupid band named Tool that just sucks altogether.
Metal is crap.
The only good music has been made before 1989. Anything after it is garbage. Absolute drivel. |
Don't you mean 1789? Romanticism ruined music. |
Romanticism? Dude, music died the day polyphony was invented.
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 23:47 |
topofsm wrote:
WalterDigsTunes wrote:
TGM: Orb wrote:
Especially the post-1989 stuff. That lot is awful. |
Intolerable, inexcusable filth it is! Bless you for pointing that out, good sir.
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I know. I laugh at every person who announces these stupid bands as masters of music. They aren't even half good, much less masters.
Everyone these days listens to this embarrassing metal music. I took a listen to Meshuggah, and it was just noise, no talent whatsoever. Another guy here made me listen to some song by Between The Bread and Me to convince me that metal was creative, and he thought it was just brilliant because they had a minute of a bluegrass band playing in their song. And then there's this stupid band named Tool that just sucks altogether.
Metal is crap.
The only good music has been made before 1989. Anything after it is garbage. Absolute drivel. |
Don't you mean 1789? Romanticism ruined music.
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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topofsm
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Joined: August 17 2008
Location: Arizona, USA
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 23:41 |
WalterDigsTunes wrote:
TGM: Orb wrote:
Especially the post-1989 stuff. That lot is awful. |
Intolerable, inexcusable filth it is! Bless you for pointing that out, good sir.
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I know. I laugh at every person who announces these stupid bands as masters of music. They aren't even half good, much less masters.
Everyone these days listens to this embarrassing metal music. I took a listen to Meshuggah, and it was just noise, no talent whatsoever. Another guy here made me listen to some song by Between The Bread and Me to convince me that metal was creative, and he thought it was just brilliant because they had a minute of a bluegrass band playing in their song. And then there's this stupid band named Tool that just sucks altogether.
Metal is crap.
The only good music has been made before 1989. Anything after it is garbage. Absolute drivel.
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 22:37 |
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Walter I almost have to admire your tenacity.
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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WalterDigsTunes
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 22:27 |
Leningrad wrote:
anything before 1989 is complete garbage and the only music of any redeemable worth was produced after that set cutoff |
Quite possibly the stupidest statement ever uttered by any human being.
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Leningrad
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 22:19 |
anything before 1989 is complete garbage and the only music of any redeemable worth was produced after that set cutoff
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WalterDigsTunes
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 21:11 |
TGM: Orb wrote:
Especially the post-1989 stuff. That lot is awful.
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Intolerable, inexcusable filth it is! Bless you for pointing that out, good sir.
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Negoba
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Joined: July 24 2008
Location: Big Muddy
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 20:57 |
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As you can see by my picture, I wasn't in a good mood once I found out.
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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Dean
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Joined: May 13 2007
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 20:46 |
^ and shave a stripe down the center of your head.
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What?
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Negoba
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Location: Big Muddy
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 20:14 |
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Funny when I've tried that in the past I get very very sleepy. People start poking you with sticks and laughing.
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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The T
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Joined: October 16 2006
Location: FL, USA
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 20:05 |
Harder alcohol makes you think you're sorrier than you really are.
Therefore, the right balance is drink a lot of beer and then when you start acting stupid drink a lot of whisky or vodka... then you'll be your normal self again...
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