Why guitars are better than Women

Would be hilarious if it wasn't true, during Fujimori's (the fugitive criminal Japanese President of Perú protected in Tokyo by his real nation) Government a Cessna full with missionaries to the jungle was shot.

But no way about the opium of the people, Perú is a Catholic and liberal country (Liberal because every President is free to steal the money of the people).

Iván

Superb Ivan, ,

Keep 'em coming!

You can make fun of lawyers Threefates, I usually enjoy all the jokes, specially when I know more of my friends who are ambulance chasers.

Love your sarcasm Gdub

Iván

Hey guys/girls, some of you don't have sense of humor, I'm used to receive this kind of jokes about men, women, blond girls, etc but in my case it's worst because I'm an easy target.

I'm a lawyer (Must have received 1,000 lawyers jokes, some very insulting) and to make it even more dramatic, I'm a drummer (another 1,000 jokes), so I learned to laugh at the funny ones, and don'y care about the rest.

And as an extra bonus, there's a city in every country that all the rest of the nation laughs about, in the case of Perú it's Arequipa, my father  is from that city and my last name is a symbol of that city,in this case the jokes are really offensive, once a self proclaimed funny guy in a party (who knew my family is from there) told one that said How much time does it takes to the women of Arequipa to throw the trash, the answer is of course 9 months, this is the only time I almost killed the "funny" guy.

But normally I don't care. So laugh if you find the jokes funny, Danbo is only adding a bit of humor.

Iván

Nah... I'm hardly the committment type myself...

My favorite...

So Greg... can you guess which one of those was my favorite.....

ahh... whats a little fun.. right Danbo:

• Why are vibrators better than men?
  Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry!
• Why do men die before their wives?
  They should.
• What is the difference between men and women?
  A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need........
  A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need
• How does a man keep his youth?
  By giving them money, furs and diamonds.
• Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
  A mental hospital.
• What's the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
  Wife saying she wants to talk to him.
• How are men and batteries different?
  Batteries have a positive side.
• Why is virginity like a balloon?
  All it takes is one small prick and it's gone
• How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  No one knows, the ex-wife always gets the house.
• Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
  So men can tell if they are coming or going.
• How do you confuse a man?
  You don't have to - they're born that way
• Why don't women like basketball players as lovers?
  Because they dribble before they shoot.
• What are the three types of men?
  The handsome, the caring and the majority
• What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding?
  You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
• How can you tell if your husband's dead?
  Sex is the same but you get the remote.
• How do we know men invented maps?
  Who else would make an inch into a mile?

It's not MINE, I borrowed it for humor purposes only. I think 3F8's will find it humorous and will probably post the opposing view. Shrinking Violet and Belljar would also make light of it.

Bashing is attacking or trying to be hurtful. If you are offended or consider the list harmful, I'll pull it.