Why guitars are better than Women

Hey guys/girls, some of you don't have sense of humor, I'm used to receive this kind of jokes about men, women, blond girls, etc but in my case it's worst because I'm an easy target.

I'm a lawyer (Must have received 1,000 lawyers jokes, some very insulting) and to make it even more dramatic, I'm a drummer (another 1,000 jokes), so I learned to laugh at the funny ones, and don'y care about the rest.

And as an extra bonus, there's a city in every country that all the rest of the nation laughs about, in the case of Per� it's Arequipa, my father  is from that city and my last name is a symbol of that city,in this case the jokes are really offensive, once a self proclaimed funny guy in a party (who knew my family is from there) told one that said How much time does it takes to the women of Arequipa to throw the trash, the answer is of course 9 months, this is the only time I almost killed the "funny" guy.

But normally I don't care. So laugh if you find the jokes funny, Danbo is only adding a bit of humor.

Iv�n

Would be hilarious if it wasn't  Per� is a Catholic and liberal country

WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

• Guitars don't get pregnant.
• You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
• Guitars don't have parents.
• Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
• You can share your Guitar with your friends.
• Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
• Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
• Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
• Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
• You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
• If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
• Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
• Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
• If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
• You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
• You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
• Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
• Guitars don't get headaches.
• Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
• Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
• Guitars don't care if you're late.
• You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
• If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
• You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
• The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
• When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

and last, but not least:

• If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.