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Gerinski 
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Joined: February 10 2010 Location: Barcelona Spain Status: Offline Points: 5154 |
 Topic: How do you recognise a dumb Progger?Posted: May 22 2013 at 05:15 |
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Possibly will be moved to JFF but since that's in 'Topics not related to music' I try here first.
- goes to a ‘new Pink Floyd’ concert wearing a Roger Waters T-shirt - meets Rick Wakeman and asks him to sign a copy of Union - goes to a Transatlantic The Whirlwind tour concert and just before the show starts buys one drink at the bar confident that it will last until the next break between songs - is invited to Neal Morse’s birthday party and buys him as present a Richard Dawkins T-shirt - is asked to move Terry Bozzio’s drum kit to a concert venue and he shows up with a mini-van |
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CPicard
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 07:13 |
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...asks Ian Anderson why he doesn't play the flute anymore...
...asks Robert Fripp what his albums with Chris Cutler sound like... |
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HolyMoly
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 07:52 |
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- Thinks a Mellotron is a type of bong
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
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Gerinski
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 07:55 |
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- Thinks 'Moog' is the sound that cows make
- Sees an ELO album at the record store and buys it excitedly thinking that Emerson and Lake have formed a new band with Anglagard's drummer Mattias Olsson
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rushfan4
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 08:46 |
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- Has camera and asks Robert Fripp to smile before snapping picture.
- Has camera and asks Tony Banks to smile before snapping picture. - Is at Penguin Orchestra Cafe concert and yells "Free Bird".
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refugee
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 09:10 |
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Have I missed something here? I thought Eeən was still playing the flute, like he did last year on Thick as a Brick 2.Oh, wait, maybe that’s why it’s a stupid question. |
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing (Peter Hammill) |
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Gerinski
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 09:33 |
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... when asked if he likes Fish he answers 'only salmon and cod'
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CPicard
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 13:40 |
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My bad, I wanted to write "Jon Anderson"! Damn, the joke is lost! Anyway, another one: The dumb progger is listening to Henry Cow while checking the booklet and ends asking :"But which one is Henry???" |
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Gerinski
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 13:57 |
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Never mind
 I'l try to fix it... he meets Ian Anderson and asks him 'how is it going with your brother Jon?'
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Gerinski
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 14:16 |
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Hears that there's a TV show with a bald celebrity called Dr. Phil and sends a letter asking him how did he get the drumming of Apocalypse in 9/8
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refugee
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 14:31 |
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Yet you made the joke subtler, so it’s okay.  I’ve heard that Henry and Pink are old friends … Btw, two British friends of mine used to own a wine shop in London, and Ian Anderson was one of their regulars. They’ve also met Phil Collins, and believe it or not, they say that he’s a very nice chap. But please don’t ask him this question: Why don’t you play drums anymore? |
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing (Peter Hammill) |
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Smurph
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 15:05 |
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WAIT ROBERT FRIPP HAS ALBUMS WITH CHRIS CUTLER????
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CPicard
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 15:13 |
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Er, is it a joke or what? |
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Smurph
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 15:16 |
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Haha. I wish I was in on the joke. But I didn't think they did anything together.
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CPicard
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 15:23 |
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Indeed. It was a joke about a possible confusion between Fripp and Frith (trust me, I've heard and read that some people made this mistake!) |
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Smurph
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 15:27 |
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OOOOOOH I got ya. Damn. I was about to poo gold.
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refugee
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Posted: May 22 2013 at 15:31 |
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And you could always congratulate Fred Frith on his excellent work with Van der Graaf Generator, Peter Gabriel and David Bowie.
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing (Peter Hammill) |
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rushfan4
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Posted: May 23 2013 at 14:04 |
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- wears pants on the ground which show off his Dark Side Of The Moon boxer shorts
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Chozal
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Posted: May 23 2013 at 15:09 |
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Thinks Ian Anderson is called Jethro Tull.
Thinks Phil Collins' voice really changed since Dancing With the Moonlit Knight |
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Stool Man
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Posted: May 23 2013 at 16:40 |
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Thinks Fish is still the singer in Marillion
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rotten hound of the burnie crew
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