God's Major Mistakes

Apart from creating Mankind, of course... But did we ever see him back after his first work week? If he's still watching, he must be hilarious of the mess we make of it. He could have been member of the Monty Python team, I guess...

Anyway, my first take:

- The Pigeon.

The most clumsy of birds. It used to be a good messenger, but I guess the Internet put him out of work, mostly, after the stiff competition the Post Office tried to put up... So, what is he still doing here? (I concede, if well prepared, it can taste jolly good)

I would argue that the pigeon's purpose has changed since the good old messenger days. Now the pigeon serves the purpose of pooping on the cars of people obsessed with cleaning cars to allow them to realize that there are more important things in life to be concerned about than a shiny car. Whether this works remains to be seen. If the pigeon fails, cows will develop wings and the poop will really be falling from the skies.

Could have saved plenty keystrokes by just typing 'creating freewill' as not sure the cosmic architect/demolition deity can be blamed for all of these:

1. Parasites that live in your colon

2. Wedding Planners

3. Parisians

4. Real Estate Agents see 1.

5. Gap Year Students

6. Italy

7. Line dancing

8. the skin that forms on warm milk

9. the English

10. the wet sponge at the bottom of a trifle

11. Giving hippies sperm that works

12. Katie Hopkins see 9

13. Dressage see 7

14. Kamala Harris

15. Rolf Harris (no relation but not for want of trying)

16. Israel

17. Manchester United

18. Tin pot mystics see 11

- Wisdom teeth

- Food and oxygen going in through the same entrance