God's Major Mistakes
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Topic: God's Major Mistakes
Posted By: suitkees
Subject: God's Major Mistakes
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 06:43
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Apart from creating Mankind, of course... But did we ever see him back after his first work week? If he's still watching, he must be hilarious of the mess we make of it. He could have been member of the Monty Python team, I guess... Anyway, my first take: - The Pigeon. The most clumsy of birds. It used to be a good messenger, but I guess the Internet put him out of work, mostly, after the stiff competition the Post Office tried to put up... So, what is he still doing here? (I concede, if well prepared, it can taste jolly good) ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
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Posted By: Archisorcerus
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 06:55
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All the major key mistakes belong to God, whilst, All the minor key mistakes belong to Lucifer. And, All the major and minor keys in classical suites belong to the suitkees. If God and Lucifer make mistakes here, they surely must offend the almighty suitkees.  |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 07:26
I would argue that the pigeon's purpose has changed since the good old messenger days. Now the pigeon serves the purpose of pooping on the cars of people obsessed with cleaning cars to allow them to realize that there are more important things in life to be concerned about than a shiny car. Whether this works remains to be seen. If the pigeon fails, cows will develop wings and the poop will really be falling from the skies. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
suitkees wrote:Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 07:29
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^^  Well, maybe someday we should have a major lunch to talk over all those minor things, but I don't think I have much responsibility regarding classical suites...
 ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: Grumpyprogfan
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 07:37
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Flies and Mosquitoes. You think the all knowing God would know better. They are the most irritating creatures that destroy a day outside. Even Deet does not deter them. And more of God's major mistakes was Covid-19 and Putin's invasion of Ukraine. If God can destroy everything but Noah and crew with a flood, it's logical that he could take Putin out. No? I could go on, there are so many more. |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 07:59
Ha! I hesitated to mention the mosquitos already in my first post but decided to save them for later. Here they are already, and I wholeheartedly agree! They're spreading diseases and give you itchy bumps, for what? If they could be remote controlled to attack the Russian army they could be of some use, but I think biotechnology is not that far, yet. Agree on the flies, too, but sometimes they are useful to detect a turd on the road before you step on it... So, my second mention... -Football (soccer, in some places). What's the use of kicking a ball into a net and then putting it in the middle of the field afterwards? ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 08:02
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The prog answer: Allowing Genesis to continue after Peter Gabriel left. ------------- 
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Posted By: Grumpyprogfan
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 08:19
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 09:31
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Could have saved plenty keystrokes by just typing 'creating freewill' as not sure the cosmic architect/demolition deity can be blamed for all of these: 1. Parasites that live in your colon 2. Wedding Planners 3. Parisians 4. 5. Gap Year Students 6. Italy 7. Line dancing 8. the skin that forms on warm milk 9. the English 10. the wet sponge at the bottom of a trifle 11. Giving hippies sperm that works 12. 13. 14. Kamala Harris 15. Rolf Harris (no relation but not for want of trying) 16. Israel 17. Manchester United 18. ------------- 
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 10:37
 Way to go god ! ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Grumpyprogfan
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 11:17
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 15:49
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Too Late ! Hahahahahaha.   ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Mirakaze
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 16:25
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- Wisdom teeth - Food and oxygen going in through the same entrance ------------- https://mirasnelder.wordpress.com/" rel="nofollow - Freelance composer, accepting commissions | https://mirasnelder.bandcamp.com/album/altered-acuity" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp page |
Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 17:12
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Maybe perceived mistakes have been created for a reason that we can't grasp as mere mortals. Darkness cannot exist without light. Perfection cannot exist without flaws. The duality of it all is freekin trippy AF. -------------  https://rateyourmusic.com/~siLLy_puPPy |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 17:55
^ Deep musings daddio but you know this is 'Just for Fun' right?
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Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: March 26 2022 at 18:24
Yep. Ok. Mistakes are god's greatest mistake then ------------- https://rateyourmusic.com/~siLLy_puPPy |
Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: March 27 2022 at 02:15
I suspect your true name is Oolon Colluphid, fictional author of "Where God Went Wrong", "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes", "Who is this God Person Anyway?" and "Well, That About Wraps It Up For God" in the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series by Douglas Adams.
-------------  BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 27 2022 at 04:11
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- Morons Another example of his wicked humor. I think that after his first work week he was already annoyed with what he created so he put some morons on this earth to have a laugh. Especially these last years they seem to spread like the omicron variant of that current virus. They exaggerate a bit now, don't they? ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: March 27 2022 at 07:59
| Testicles on the outside. |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: November 13 2023 at 15:12
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That fifth dentist that won't recommend anything. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |