The Ranting Room

The Ranting Room on page 6!?!

Intolerable!

Here's a quick rant for you:

Who's ing idea was it to invent trainers for kids with wheels in the heels? For 's sake, these are a ing menace to society, especially when their ing scutter parents take their now wheeled offspring to the ing supermarket with them. It was bad enough when breeding age scutter used to take their offspring to supermakets for the express purpose of hitting them & shouting random obscenities at them (this, in scutter circles is known as "communication"), but now, the bloody things are on wheels!

Supermarket aisles can be labarynthine rabbit warrens at the best of times, but when you're in that special Zen state known as "the falafel were here last week, where the have they been moved to now?", and some semi obese wheeled specimen comes hurtling round the corner of World Goods & Cat Food at approximately 45 miles per hour, happily scattering old people in their wake, you do find yourself wondering why you left the Uzi at home again...

Thank you.

The moment they banned those shoes...their use SKYROCKETED.

Deep breath...

Oh bugger, no time -

I have a date with the cooker, some wholewheat pasta, olive oil, courgettes, field mushrooms, peppers, red onions, tomatoes (cherry and plum - not tinned!) & a dash of Econa pepper sauce...

Roast the vegetables in a small amount of olive oil with plenty of sea salt & black pepper, mix with the cooked pasta, sprinkle over a small mount of chilli flakes & a dash of the pepper sauce & serve with salad - yum!

F!

1 - this isn't the "prog chefs unite" thread

2 - I could have actually had a rant while I was drooling about food...

3 - Now I really have no time to rant, as I'm really hungry!

F and indeed Bks!

Don't you mean Carrey? 

Geck0 wrote: Don't you mean Carrey?

D. I did it right the first time, and then miscorrected myself. Oh well, that's a great opportunity for a rant...

I have a very specific opinion about Americans, and specifically actors. Why can't they mrs have names that are spelled the way I write them?



Wow, that helps....

Geck0 wrote: You mean like... Patrick Swayzee instead of Patrick Swayze Christina Aggyliggyliggy instead of Christina Aguilera Idiot instead of Sylvester Stallone Bigger Idiot instead of Mel Gibson (well, he's Australian, but he might as well be American) Jim Carry instead of Jim Carrey (because it's pronounced Carry, bot Carey!) Carry Grant instead of Carey Grant (actually an Englishman!) Arnold Blackwhatever instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Yeah. now if only I could get it into their Ye skulls...

Ah, that's why...

Geck0 wrote: You mean like... Patrick Swayzee instead of Patrick Swayze Christina Aggyliggyliggy instead of Christina Aguilera Idiot instead of Sylvester Stallone Bigger Idiot instead of Mel Gibson (well, he's Australian, but he might as well be American) Jim Carry instead of Jim Carrey (because it's pronounced Carry, bot Carey!) Carry Grant instead of Carey Grant (actually an Englishman!) Arnold Blackwhatever instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Geck0 wrote: Aggyliggyliggy instead of Christina Aguilera

Geck0 wrote: Bigger Idiot instead of Mel Gibson

Don't you mean Racist Saddam Hussein look/thinkalike?

Edited by Jim Garten - June 04 2007 at 03:23