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Vompatti 
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 Posted: June 10 2009 at 20:22 |
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Feministtarkus tries to defend women by becoming a man.
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Slartibartfast
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Joined: April 29 2006
Location: Atlantais
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Posted: June 10 2009 at 21:44 |
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Has anyone done Hermaphroditushogweedtarkus yet? I could tell you what it could do but I'd have to kill you...
Edited by Slartibartfast - June 12 2009 at 12:20
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: June 11 2009 at 10:07 |
SlartiTarkus is notorious for its untidy music room 
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 11 2009 at 10:10 |
You should see Wombattarkus's bookshelves. 
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: June 11 2009 at 11:36 |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: June 11 2009 at 13:05 |
The DingoTarkus likes to explore most forms of music and does not care from where it sources its material  (but it doesn't do torrents 'cos EthicoTarkus asked it not to)
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
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Posted: June 11 2009 at 18:43 |
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Ethicotarkus got bribed by Lucifertarkus when Bush took office, sorry man.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: June 12 2009 at 02:40 |
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Egotarkus invented the silver-backed glass plate he called the mirror
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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someone_else
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Posted: June 12 2009 at 03:44 |
 el dingo wrote:
Egotarkus invented the silver-backed glass plate he called the mirror |
At least he claimed to have invented it, but this claim is disputed by Narcistarkus.
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: June 12 2009 at 10:52 |
Narcistarkus... Narcistarkus... is that the one who looks like a cross between David Coverdale and Jon Anderson?
Edited by el dingo - June 12 2009 at 10:52
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
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Posted: June 12 2009 at 10:59 |
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No that's Poodletarkus
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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el dingo
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Posted: June 13 2009 at 06:22 |
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Dobermantarkus makes Poodletarkus run for cover and then eats its microphone and tries its best to devour its PA system too.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
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Points: 2970
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Posted: June 15 2009 at 20:28 |
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Hypertarkus supposedly has ADHD but he disagrees, as... ooh a pigeon!
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
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Points: 3144
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Posted: June 16 2009 at 23:51 |
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Guitarkus is one of the early extincted tarkii. He was found in a cave, dead, while trying to play an E#m9.
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
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Posted: June 19 2009 at 11:32 |
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Felinetarkus is secretly plotting to kill everyone.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 08:04 |
Gabrieltarkus was more popular with the fans than Philotarkus, who then wreaked his revenge by wrecking all their band stood for
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 12:32 |
Winonatarkus can charm all the other tarki with her wonderful smile and luminous eyes beyond which divine infinities dwell. 
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 15:25 |
Winonatarkus once had the strange habit of walking out of Tarkus-Mart without paying for the contents of her shopping trolley 
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 15:36 |
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Oh, but has she not paid a thousand times with her glorious presence alone?
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 16:32 |
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Creepertarkus dwells among us......
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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