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The Owl 
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 Topic: Songs That Make You Laugh Unconrollably
Posted: July 02 2005 at 19:06 |
Post your titles and/or lyrics of songs that just have you rolling on the floor!
I'll start with this little gem by The Dead Kennedy's
STEALING PEOPLE’S MAIL
We ain’t goin’ to the party / We ain’t goin’ to the game / We ain’t goin’ to the disco / Ain’t gonna cruise down Main / We’re stealing people’s mail / Stealing people’s mail / Stealing people’s mail / On a Friday night / Drivin’ in the mountains / Winding ‘round and ‘round / Rummage through your mailboxes / Take your mail back to town / We got license plates, wedding gifts, tax return / Checks to politicians from real estate firms / Money, bills and canceled checks / Pretty funny pictures of your kids / We’re stealing people’s mail / On a Friday night / We’re stealing people’s mail / By the pale moonlight / We got grocery sackful after grocery sackful / After grocery sackful after grocery sackful / After grocery sackful after grocery sackful / Of the private lives of you / Ha Ha / People say that we’re crazy / Sick and all alone / But when we read your letters / We’re rolling on the floor / We got more license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns / Checks to politicians from real estate firms / Money, bills and canceled checks / We cut relationships with your friends / We’re gonna steal your mail / On a Friday night / We’re gonna steal your mail / By the pale moonlight / We better not get caught / We’ll be dumped in institutions / Where we’ll be drugged and shocked / ‘Til we come out born-again Christians…
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People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction!
www.myspace.com/theowlsmusic
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Hangedman
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Posted: July 02 2005 at 20:22 |
B.Y.O.B. by system of a down...
the line "still you feed us lies from the tablecloth" does it everytime 
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 03 2005 at 02:49 |
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Well actually there is no lyrics to this song and the title is pretty normal. The song is Weasels Ripped My Flesh. I can get about a minute into it, and then it's over...i just burst out laughing.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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barbs
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Posted: July 03 2005 at 05:45 |
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Cemetry Polka by Tom Waits
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Eternity
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BaldFriede
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Posted: July 03 2005 at 06:51 |
"Energy Vampires" by Peter Hammill has some lines that make me laugh.
"This guy says he wrote all my songs,
This girls says she's had my baby.
Me I don't know them from Adam and Eve,
Sometimes I really believe I'm going crazy!
Excuse me while I suck your blood,
Excuse me when I phone you,
I've got everyone of your records, man,
Doesn't that mean that I own you?"
Edited by BaldFriede
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 BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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boo boo
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Posted: July 03 2005 at 15:02 |
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my way by the sex pistols makes me pee myself from laughing so hard.
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Bryan
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Posted: July 04 2005 at 21:47 |
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Anything by Rhapsody.
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Sean Trane
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 03:13 |
Don't Bogard Me from the Fraternity Of Man.
The only country-sounding tune , I like : about rolling another doobie..... Hilarious!!!!
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Eetu Pellonpaa
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 09:59 |
The shriek in the beginning of Franl Zappa's "We're only in it for the money".
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Petra
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 10:13 |
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Robert Calvert's album Captain Lockheed and the Star Fighters always makes me giggle its a kinda cross between a rock concept album and a Monty Python radio play.
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Don't hate me
I'm not special like you
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BaldFriede
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 12:54 |
 Petra wrote:
Robert Calvert's album Captain Lockheed and the Star Fighters always makes me giggle its a kinda cross between a rock concept album and a Monty Python radio play. |
Good call, Petra!
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BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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stonebeard
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Posted: July 06 2005 at 06:01 |
Anything by Ween
Especially "The Blarney Stone" and "Mutilated Lips" from The Mollusk
Mutilated Lips is an awesome song
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gr8dane
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Posted: July 06 2005 at 16:42 |
Petra wrote:
Robert Calvert's album Captain Lockheed and the Star Fighters always makes me giggle its a kinda cross between a rock concept album and a Monty Python radio play. |
G for Germany
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gr8dane
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Posted: July 06 2005 at 16:52 |
Well,there is a guy from the fourties,called Spike Jones,who remade all sort of popular songs from that era,who's hilarious.My grandpa introduced me to him.He is like a Weird Al Yankowich.His music is still available,so he must have done something right.Actually Weird Al has his moments too.
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Hangedman
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Posted: July 06 2005 at 20:04 |
Useful_Idiot wrote:
Anything by Rhapsody. |
Yeah all hilarious stuff
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Guillermo
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Posted: July 06 2005 at 23:49 |
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The Beatles` "You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)", was originally released as the B-side of their last U.K. single in 1970, "Let It Be". I have to say that the first time that I listened to this song I was 5 years old, and me and my brothers were laughing loudly at the funny sounds in this song. I still like this song, but now I only smile when I listen to it. It is now available in the "Past Masters Vol. Two" CD. The full version was released in "The Beatles Anthology 2" CD.
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Dragon Phoenix
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Posted: July 07 2005 at 02:18 |
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We have an album by The Flying Pickets doing a capella versions of rock classics. Although I'm sure they are serious, their take on Smells like teen spirit has me in tears for laughter.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: July 07 2005 at 03:51 |
gr8dane wrote:
Well,there is a guy from the fourties,called Spike Jones,who remade all sort of popular songs from that era,who's hilarious.My grandpa introduced me to him.He is like a Weird Al Yankowich.His music is still available,so he must have done something right.Actually Weird Al has his moments too. |
Good call - one of my favorites of his is "cocktails for two"; hysterical.
As far as Yankovich is concerned, I'd thoroughly recommend his jewish broadway musical version of "Bohemian Rhapsody".
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memowakeman
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Posted: July 07 2005 at 12:10 |
anything by 50 cent or hip hop jajaja
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Guillermo
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Posted: July 07 2005 at 22:25 |
Jim Garten wrote:
gr8dane wrote:
Well,there is a guy from the fourties,called Spike Jones,who remade all sort of popular songs from that era,who's hilarious.My grandpa introduced me to him.He is like a Weird Al Yankowich.His music is still available,so he must have done something right.Actually Weird Al has his moments too.
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Good call - one of my favorites of his is "cocktails for two"; hysterical.
As far as Yankovich is concerned, I'd thoroughly recommend his jewish broadway musical version of "Bohemian Rhapsody". |
There was also a man called P.D.Q. Bach who recorded parodies of classical music. My father has one of his albums. Funny sounds.
Edited by Guillermo
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