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Topic: Songs That Make You Laugh Unconrollably
Posted By: The Owl
Subject: Songs That Make You Laugh Unconrollably
Date Posted: July 02 2005 at 19:06

Post your titles and/or lyrics of songs that just have you rolling on the floor!

 

I'll start with this little gem by The Dead Kennedy's

 

STEALING PEOPLE’S MAIL
We ain’t goin’ to the party / We ain’t goin’ to the game / We ain’t goin’ to the disco / Ain’t gonna cruise down Main / We’re stealing people’s mail / Stealing people’s mail / Stealing people’s mail / On a Friday night / Drivin’ in the mountains / Winding ‘round and ‘round / Rummage through your mailboxes / Take your mail back to town / We got license plates, wedding gifts, tax return / Checks to politicians from real estate firms / Money, bills and canceled checks / Pretty funny pictures of your kids / We’re stealing people’s mail / On a Friday night / We’re stealing people’s mail / By the pale moonlight / We got grocery sackful after grocery sackful / After grocery sackful after grocery sackful / After grocery sackful after grocery sackful / Of the private lives of you / Ha Ha / People say that we’re crazy / Sick and all alone / But when we read your letters / We’re rolling on the floor / We got more license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns / Checks to politicians from real estate firms / Money, bills and canceled checks / We cut relationships with your friends / We’re gonna steal your mail / On a Friday night / We’re gonna steal your mail / By the pale moonlight / We better not get caught / We’ll be dumped in institutions / Where we’ll be drugged and shocked / ‘Til we come out born-again Christians…

 

 



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Posted By: Hangedman
Date Posted: July 02 2005 at 20:22

B.Y.O.B. by system of a down...

the line "still you feed us lies from the tablecloth" does it everytime



Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 03 2005 at 02:49
Well actually there is no lyrics to this song and the title is pretty normal. The song is Weasels Ripped My Flesh. I can get about a minute into it, and then it's over...i just burst out laughing.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: barbs
Date Posted: July 03 2005 at 05:45

Cemetry Polka by Tom Waits


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Eternity


Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: July 03 2005 at 06:51

"Energy Vampires" by Peter Hammill has some lines that make me laugh.

"This guy says he wrote all my songs,
This girls says she's had my baby.
Me I don't know them from Adam and Eve,
Sometimes I really believe I'm going crazy!
Excuse me while I suck your blood,
Excuse me when I phone you,
I've got everyone of your records, man,
Doesn't that mean that I own you?"



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BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.


Posted By: boo boo
Date Posted: July 03 2005 at 15:02
my way by the sex pistols makes me pee myself from laughing so hard.


Posted By: Bryan
Date Posted: July 04 2005 at 21:47
Anything by Rhapsody.


Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 03:13

Don't Bogard Me from the Fraternity Of Man.

The only country-sounding tune , I like : about rolling another doobie..... Hilarious!!!!



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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword


Posted By: Eetu Pellonpaa
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 09:59
The shriek in the beginning of Franl Zappa's "We're only in it for the money".


Posted By: Petra
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 10:13
Robert Calvert's album Captain Lockheed and the Star Fighters always makes me giggle its a kinda cross between a rock concept album and a Monty Python radio play.

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Don't hate me
I'm not special like you


Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 12:54

Originally posted by Petra Petra wrote:

Robert Calvert's album Captain Lockheed and the Star Fighters always makes me giggle its a kinda cross between a rock concept album and a Monty Python radio play.

Good call, Petra!



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BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.


Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 06 2005 at 06:01

Anything by Ween

Especially "The Blarney Stone" and "Mutilated Lips" from The Mollusk

Mutilated Lips is an awesome song



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Posted By: gr8dane
Date Posted: July 06 2005 at 16:42

Originally posted by Petra Petra wrote:

Robert Calvert's album Captain Lockheed and the Star Fighters always makes me giggle its a kinda cross between a rock concept album and a Monty Python radio play.

 

G for Germany



Posted By: gr8dane
Date Posted: July 06 2005 at 16:52

Well,there is a guy from the fourties,called Spike Jones,who remade all sort of popular songs from that era,who's hilarious.My grandpa introduced me to him.He is like a Weird Al Yankowich.His music is still available,so he must have done something right.Actually Weird Al has his moments too.



Posted By: Hangedman
Date Posted: July 06 2005 at 20:04

Originally posted by Useful_Idiot Useful_Idiot wrote:

Anything by Rhapsody.

Yeah all hilarious stuff



Posted By: Guillermo
Date Posted: July 06 2005 at 23:49
The Beatles` "You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)", was originally released as the B-side of their last U.K. single in 1970, "Let It Be". I have to say that the first time that I listened to this song I was 5 years old, and me and my brothers were laughing loudly at the funny sounds in this song. I still like this song, but now I only smile when I listen to it. It is now available in the "Past Masters Vol. Two" CD. The full version was released in "The Beatles Anthology 2" CD.

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Posted By: Dragon Phoenix
Date Posted: July 07 2005 at 02:18
We have an album by The Flying Pickets doing a capella versions of rock classics. Although I'm sure they are serious, their take on Smells like teen spirit has me in tears for laughter.


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 07 2005 at 03:51
Originally posted by gr8dane gr8dane wrote:

Well,there is a guy from the fourties,called Spike Jones,who remade all sort of popular songs from that era,who's hilarious.My grandpa introduced me to him.He is like a Weird Al Yankowich.His music is still available,so he must have done something right.Actually Weird Al has his moments too.



Good call - one of my favorites of his is "cocktails for two"; hysterical.

As far as Yankovich is concerned, I'd thoroughly recommend his jewish broadway musical version of "Bohemian Rhapsody".

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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012


Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: July 07 2005 at 12:10

anything by 50 cent or hip hop jajaja



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Posted By: Guillermo
Date Posted: July 07 2005 at 22:25
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by gr8dane gr8dane wrote:

Well,there is a guy from the fourties,called Spike Jones,who remade all sort of popular songs from that era,who's hilarious.My grandpa introduced me to him.He is like a Weird Al Yankowich.His music is still available,so he must have done something right.Actually Weird Al has his moments too.



Good call - one of my favorites of his is "cocktails for two"; hysterical.

As far as Yankovich is concerned, I'd thoroughly recommend his jewish broadway musical version of "Bohemian Rhapsody".

There was also a man called P.D.Q. Bach who recorded parodies of classical music. My father has one of his albums. Funny sounds.



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Avatar: Photo of Solar Eclipse, Mexico City, July 1991. A great experience to see. Maybe once in a lifetime.


Posted By: Tiresias
Date Posted: July 07 2005 at 23:06

The live version of Supper's Ready in the archives because Phil misses his cue in the story Peter tells before the song

The live version of easy money, where wetton sings:

"Well, I argued with the judge,

But The bastard wouldn't budge,

Cause they caught me lickin' fudge,

And they never told me that she was a minor."

 

"Pena" by Captain Beefheart

"Eat the Baby" by the Necromantics

"Take Me Out To the Ballgame, Bitch" by my friends, the Foreskin Brigade

 

"Hello, Goodbye" (not the Beatles) by ska band Gelatinus Cube, who claims in the song:

"If you snort crack...you will be HAPPY!!  It's a free country! Go Ahead!!! Piss on the Sidewalk!!"

 

"March of the Sinister Ducks" by the Sinister Ducks



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Wh'ghal ng'fth mglw'y Ry'leh, Cthulhu fhtagn...





Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: July 07 2005 at 23:29
most zappa song so many the muffin man is stupid funny


Posted By: gr8dane
Date Posted: July 08 2005 at 08:17
Originally posted by Guillermo Guillermo wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by gr8dane gr8dane wrote:

Well,there is a guy from the fourties,called Spike Jones,who remade all sort of popular songs from that era,who's hilarious.My grandpa introduced me to him.He is like a Weird Al Yankowich.His music is still available,so he must have done something right.Actually Weird Al has his moments too.



Good call - one of my favorites of his is "cocktails for two"; hysterical.

As far as Yankovich is concerned, I'd thoroughly recommend his jewish broadway musical version of "Bohemian Rhapsody".

There was also a man called P.D.Q. Bach who recorded parodies of classical music. My father has one of his albums. Funny sounds.

 

I recall that name,from my younger days.

 

Just heard Lola by Kinks on the radio.Funny stuff



Posted By: Poxx
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 08:23
The Residents - Constantinople is quite amusing, as is most of their material.


Posted By: LDGuy
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 15:18
Anything by Tom Lehrer


Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 16:17

Originally posted by Useful_Idiot Useful_Idiot wrote:

Anything by Rhapsody.

I heard some samples of that stuff on the internet about a year ago and bought their second album not long after.

I was pretty psyched because it sounded so cool.

So when that album came and a first listened to it.....

Are these guys FOR REAL!?



Posted By: Cygnus X-1
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 13:27
Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep by Werid Al Yankovic (Sung to the tune of dirty deeds by AC/DC)


If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends
You've got a thing for Ewweees
Been counting sheep
But your not in bed
Here's what you gotta do

Get off the barn
Stay off the Farm
Go read a nursery rhyme
Dialing 976 B-A-A-A
That kind of love's a crime

Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*

My friend, Larry, has a little lamb
Her fleece is as white as snow
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him "no"
Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock at the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a Barnyard Man, No

Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Boe Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*

Velcro Gloves, Knee Pads, Late Night Dates
DONE WITH SHEEP
Warning Signs, Electric Fences, *baa* High Voltage
DONE WITH SHEEP

Dirty Deeds
Don't tell them what I done to you
Done with sheep
Dirty Deeds
Dirty Deeds
Done with Sheep


Posted By: TLZ*
Date Posted: July 17 2005 at 16:23
Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (Campfire Version)
Acoustic version of the song with wacky vocals.

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"Music is a moral law - it gives wings to the mind, A soul to the universe, Flight to the imagination, A charm to sadness, A life to everything." - Plato



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