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progaardvark 
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 Posted: December 29 2020 at 21:52 |
 TCat wrote:
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It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore. |
You are moving slower than the speed of odor. Try the next floor. |
I should hook my nose up to a drone. |
Remember to unhook the other end before launching. |
I've always wanted to be a hammock. |
What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock. |
Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine? |
Possibly. Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy. |
On Thursdays I'm a dog wash. |
It's always good to have a hardy tongue. |
It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know. |
True. Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse. |
Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. |
I always knew it was the Italians. |
The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce. |
...not to mention well aged. |
Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 10:35 |
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore. |
You are moving slower than the speed of odor. Try the next floor. |
I should hook my nose up to a drone. |
Remember to unhook the other end before launching. |
I've always wanted to be a hammock. |
What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock. |
Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine? |
Possibly. Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy. |
On Thursdays I'm a dog wash. |
It's always good to have a hardy tongue. |
It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know. |
True. Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse. |
Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. |
I always knew it was the Italians. |
The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce. |
...not to mention well aged. |
Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups. |
That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had.
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 51046
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 16:08 |
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore. |
You are moving slower than the speed of odor. Try the next floor. |
I should hook my nose up to a drone. |
Remember to unhook the other end before launching. |
I've always wanted to be a hammock. |
What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock. |
Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine? |
Possibly. Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy. |
On Thursdays I'm a dog wash. |
It's always good to have a hardy tongue. |
It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know. |
True. Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse. |
Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. |
I always knew it was the Italians. |
The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce. |
...not to mention well aged. |
Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups. |
That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had. |
Minestrone soup undoes the ocean's shells and reloads the soap dispenser expressways.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
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Posted: December 31 2020 at 09:28 |
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore. |
You are moving slower than the speed of odor. Try the next floor. |
I should hook my nose up to a drone. |
Remember to unhook the other end before launching. |
I've always wanted to be a hammock. |
What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock. |
Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine? |
Possibly. Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy. |
On Thursdays I'm a dog wash. |
It's always good to have a hardy tongue. |
It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know. |
True. Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse. |
Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. |
I always knew it was the Italians. |
The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce. |
...not to mention well aged. |
Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups. |
That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had. |
Minestrone soup undoes the ocean's shells and reloads the soap dispenser expressways. |
The story of my digestive system.
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 51046
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Posted: December 31 2020 at 20:55 |
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore. |
You are moving slower than the speed of odor. Try the next floor. |
I should hook my nose up to a drone. |
Remember to unhook the other end before launching. |
I've always wanted to be a hammock. |
What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock. |
Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine? |
Possibly. Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy. |
On Thursdays I'm a dog wash. |
It's always good to have a hardy tongue. |
It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know. |
True. Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse. |
Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. |
I always knew it was the Italians. |
The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce. |
...not to mention well aged. |
Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups. |
That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had. |
Minestrone soup undoes the ocean's shells and reloads the soap dispenser expressways. |
The story of my digestive system. |
You should get it published.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: January 01 2021 at 09:48 |
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore. |
You are moving slower than the speed of odor. Try the next floor. |
I should hook my nose up to a drone. |
Remember to unhook the other end before launching. |
I've always wanted to be a hammock. |
What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock. |
Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine? |
Possibly. Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy. |
On Thursdays I'm a dog wash. |
It's always good to have a hardy tongue. |
It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know. |
True. Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse. |
Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. |
I always knew it was the Italians. |
The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce. |
...not to mention well aged. |
Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups. |
That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had. |
Minestrone soup undoes the ocean's shells and reloads the soap dispenser expressways. |
The story of my digestive system. |
You should get it published. |
Would you want an advanced copy? It's written under a pseudonym: Pept O. Abysmal
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 51046
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Posted: January 02 2021 at 20:14 |
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
TCat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore. |
You are moving slower than the speed of odor. Try the next floor. |
I should hook my nose up to a drone. |
Remember to unhook the other end before launching. |
I've always wanted to be a hammock. |
What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock. |
Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine? |
Possibly. Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy. |
On Thursdays I'm a dog wash. |
It's always good to have a hardy tongue. |
It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know. |
True. Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse. |
Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. |
I always knew it was the Italians. |
The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce. |
...not to mention well aged. |
Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups. |
That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had. |
Minestrone soup undoes the ocean's shells and reloads the soap dispenser expressways. |
The story of my digestive system. |
You should get it published. |
Would you want an advanced copy? It's written under a pseudonym: Pept O. Abysmal |
I like advanced copies, especially when they have an odd number of wheels.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
|
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