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Who is the Most Progressive Member of Yes?

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Topic: Who is the Most Progressive Member of Yes?
Posted By: Scorpius
Subject: Who is the Most Progressive Member of Yes?
Date Posted: December 15 2020 at 18:22
Lets see if yall even know the meaning of the word progressive/?

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Posted By: Awesoreno
Date Posted: December 15 2020 at 18:51
Have to go with Yondu. He sacrificed himself for Star-Lord, and is the real Starship Trooper.


Posted By: dougmcauliffe
Date Posted: December 15 2020 at 19:07
Honest answer, Patrick Moraz

Kendrick Lamar though for the poll. All jokes aside, one of my favorite musical artists, TPAB and GKMC are classics and masterpieces.


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Posted By: AFlowerKingCrimson
Date Posted: December 15 2020 at 20:47
Dude, what have you been smoking? Tongue


Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: December 15 2020 at 21:09
well...if this isn't a JFF thread...



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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: December 16 2020 at 03:38
Confused


Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 16 2020 at 05:25


Yondu belts out an encore.


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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 16 2020 at 09:51
John Anderson?  Oh I see what you did there!



John Anderson at his most progressive ^ Tongue


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 16 2020 at 10:18
My expressway lost its astronomy privileges.

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this car smells like cartilage
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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 16 2020 at 14:33
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

My expressway lost its astronomy privileges.

Hijack this thread and all of your problems will be solved.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 16 2020 at 21:20
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

My expressway lost its astronomy privileges.

Hijack this thread and all of your problems will be solved.

I've been confined to a farm where the ducks know analytical geometry and teach it to the chickens.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 17 2020 at 09:49
Eggs-actely.

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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 17 2020 at 09:52
It's good that lower life forms can take on these subjects that the higher life forms find redundant and boring....Oh look, Gilligan's Island is on!

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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 17 2020 at 16:22
The Skipper knows more than he's letting on.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 17 2020 at 18:57
Has he been listening to the ducks again?

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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 18 2020 at 10:52
Duc l'orange to the square root of pi multiplied by isosceles triangular tidbit will determine which came first, the chicken or the waffle.

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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 18 2020 at 11:24
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Has he been listening to the ducks again?

Isn't that the reason why we have hampers and phones?


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 18 2020 at 11:59
Ducks teaching analytical geometry are a shameful waste of liver...

I hesitated between God Himself and Trevor Horn, so I voted Matthew Damon... (those damned Yes-polls...)


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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 18 2020 at 14:24
Originally posted by suitkees suitkees wrote:

Ducks teaching analytical geometry are a shameful waste of liver...


It's a pity you forgot Pâté


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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 18 2020 at 14:26
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Has he been listening to the ducks again?

Isn't that the reason why we have hampers and phones?

You know....I always attributed that to Russell Johnson


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 18 2020 at 14:48
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Has he been listening to the ducks again?

Isn't that the reason why we have hampers and phones?

You know....I always attributed that to Russell Johnson

I would ask for an autograph if I found Russell Johnson in my hamper.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 19 2020 at 18:57
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Has he been listening to the ducks again?

Isn't that the reason why we have hampers and phones?

You know....I always attributed that to Russell Johnson

I would ask for an autograph if I found Russell Johnson in my hamper.

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to ask for a coroner?


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 21 2020 at 17:47
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Has he been listening to the ducks again?

Isn't that the reason why we have hampers and phones?

You know....I always attributed that to Russell Johnson

I would ask for an autograph if I found Russell Johnson in my hamper.

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to ask for a coroner?

How many coroners does Russell Johnson have?


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 21 2020 at 18:52
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Has he been listening to the ducks again?

Isn't that the reason why we have hampers and phones?

You know....I always attributed that to Russell Johnson

I would ask for an autograph if I found Russell Johnson in my hamper.

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to ask for a coroner?

How many coroners does Russell Johnson have?

That would be a question better left to science.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 21 2020 at 21:31
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Has he been listening to the ducks again?

Isn't that the reason why we have hampers and phones?

You know....I always attributed that to Russell Johnson

I would ask for an autograph if I found Russell Johnson in my hamper.

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to ask for a coroner?

How many coroners does Russell Johnson have?

That would be a question better left to science.

It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 22 2020 at 18:08
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 22 2020 at 20:01
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 10:42
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 14:39
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 24 2020 at 10:00
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 27 2020 at 15:24
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 28 2020 at 09:25
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 28 2020 at 09:29
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 28 2020 at 09:44
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 28 2020 at 11:45
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 28 2020 at 19:02
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 28 2020 at 21:34
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.

Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. 


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 10:12
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.

Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. 

I always knew it was the Italians.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 15:21
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.

Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. 

I always knew it was the Italians.

The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 18:28
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.

Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. 

I always knew it was the Italians.

The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce.

...not to mention well aged.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 21:52
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.

Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. 

I always knew it was the Italians.

The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce.

...not to mention well aged.

Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 10:35
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.

Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. 

I always knew it was the Italians.

The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce.

...not to mention well aged.

Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups.

That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 16:08
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.

Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. 

I always knew it was the Italians.

The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce.

...not to mention well aged.

Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups.

That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had.

Minestrone soup undoes the ocean's shells and reloads the soap dispenser expressways.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 31 2020 at 09:28
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.

Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. 

I always knew it was the Italians.

The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce.

...not to mention well aged.

Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups.

That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had.

Minestrone soup undoes the ocean's shells and reloads the soap dispenser expressways.

The story of my digestive system.


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 31 2020 at 20:55
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.

Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. 

I always knew it was the Italians.

The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce.

...not to mention well aged.

Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups.

That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had.

Minestrone soup undoes the ocean's shells and reloads the soap dispenser expressways.

The story of my digestive system.

You should get it published. 


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: January 01 2021 at 09:48
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.

Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. 

I always knew it was the Italians.

The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce.

...not to mention well aged.

Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups.

That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had.

Minestrone soup undoes the ocean's shells and reloads the soap dispenser expressways.

The story of my digestive system.

You should get it published. 

Would you want an advanced copy?  It's written under a pseudonym:  Pept O. Abysmal


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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 20:14
Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:


It sounds like an avalanche of physics books. I can't smell anymore.

You are moving slower than the speed of odor.  Try the next floor.

I should hook my nose up to a drone.

Remember to unhook the other end before launching.

I've always wanted to be a hammock.

What a coincidence....I'm a ham hock.

Can I have spots and be hooked up to a foam machine?

Possibly.  Dog washes are few and far between and Dalmatians are always trendy.

On Thursdays I'm a dog wash.

It's always good to have a hardy tongue.

It makes socket wrenches obsolete. The universe ought to know.

True.  Someone already stripped the threads of the last alter-verse.

Those threads were pragmatic to the point of being sauce. 

I always knew it was the Italians.

The Etruscans made a mean Etruscan sauce.

...not to mention well aged.

Their socks have been carbon dated and filed under miscellaneous soups.

That explains that last bowl of minestrone I had.

Minestrone soup undoes the ocean's shells and reloads the soap dispenser expressways.

The story of my digestive system.

You should get it published. 

Would you want an advanced copy?  It's written under a pseudonym:  Pept O. Abysmal

I like advanced copies, especially when they have an odd number of wheels.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions



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