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TCat 
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 Topic: Cloud Puffery and Other Suggestion Box Over TherePosted: December 29 2020 at 10:29 |
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Everyone has seen a squirrel, right? Or is it just me? I swear I never knew him personally, but it's not for all of them to know. In the meantime, fish, that's the special on Thursday nights. Combined into eraser rubbers that bring back memories of 2nd Grade Teachers that "you make me mad as a bear" I stole the ruler once but the alternative was worse.
Clear enough? Have fun. Or don't. Nobody ever forced you, did they? I will deny everything. |
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Posted: December 29 2020 at 12:08 |
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Obviously.  |
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Posted: December 29 2020 at 13:40 |
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Oh sad squirrel.
 Where's the pie?
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Posted: December 29 2020 at 13:50 |
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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies... "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
source: http://jokes4us.com/animaljokes/squirreljokes.html |
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TCat
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Posted: December 29 2020 at 14:40 |
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That was a good joke about sunglasses. 
Edited by TCat - December 29 2020 at 14:51 |
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Posted: December 29 2020 at 15:02 |
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Squirrels are E. Try dividing that by J if you don't believe me.
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Posted: December 29 2020 at 18:10 |
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I was always bad at story problems. Too much drama involved.
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Posted: December 29 2020 at 19:13 |
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The world would be better without squirrels.
So the obvious answer is see number 9.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: December 29 2020 at 19:31 |
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 04:53 |
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Voted for E, not because of J - I never divided squirrels before - but because there is an E in SquirrEl. Since E is the fifth character of the alphabet, I could have voted for number five, but I was afraid to fall into a loophole and number 9 has nothing to do with J.
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The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 05:33 |
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BTW, are squirrels underrated or overrated? Personally I think they're underrated - Pink Floyd never made a song about them.
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The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 06:21 |
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Aren't squirrels one of the animals in the cave grooving with a pict?
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 10:10 |
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Why is this thread overrun with squirrel comments?
In the infamous words of Tina Turner: "What's Squirrels Got to Do With It?"
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 10:11 |
Van der Graff Elevators!
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 11:07 |
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Squirrels go where the nuts are. Watch out for those trees!!!
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 16:12 |
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We even have extra toilet paper here. Yay!
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 18:12 |
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Especially the palatable kind!
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 20:16 |
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^Would that be a cross-topic or Interthread post by any chance.
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 21:42 |
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My toilet tastes better these days.
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Posted: December 31 2020 at 07:00 |
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And what, exactly, does your toilet taste like? BBQ'd Squirrel?
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