Cloud Puffery and Other Suggestion Box Over There
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Topic: Cloud Puffery and Other Suggestion Box Over There
Posted By: TCat
Subject: Cloud Puffery and Other Suggestion Box Over There
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 10:29
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Everyone has seen a squirrel, right? Or is it just me? I swear I never knew him personally, but it's not for all of them to know. In the meantime, fish, that's the special on Thursday nights. Combined into eraser rubbers that bring back memories of 2nd Grade Teachers that "you make me mad as a bear" I stole the ruler once but the alternative was worse. Clear enough? Have fun. Or don't. Nobody ever forced you, did they? I will deny everything. ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow">  |
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 12:08
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Obviously.  ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 13:40
Oh sad squirrel.  Where's the pie?------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 13:50
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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies... "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!" source: http://jokes4us.com/animaljokes/squirreljokes.html" rel="nofollow - http://jokes4us.com/animaljokes/squirreljokes.html ------------- 
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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 14:40
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That was a good joke about sunglasses. 
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 15:02
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Squirrels are E. Try dividing that by J if you don't believe me. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 18:10
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I was always bad at story problems. Too much drama involved. ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 19:13
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The world would be better without squirrels. So the obvious answer is see number 9. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: December 29 2020 at 19:31
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I see someone's been raiding the catnip again   -------------  https://rateyourmusic.com/~siLLy_puPPy |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 04:53
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Voted for E, not because of J - I never divided squirrels before - but because there is an E in SquirrEl. Since E is the fifth character of the alphabet, I could have voted for number five, but I was afraid to fall into a loophole and number 9 has nothing to do with J. ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 05:33
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BTW, are squirrels underrated or overrated? Personally I think they're underrated - Pink Floyd never made a song about them. ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 06:21
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Aren't squirrels one of the animals in the cave grooving with a pict? -------------
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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 10:10
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Why is this thread overrun with squirrel comments? In the infamous words of Tina Turner: "What's Squirrels Got to Do With It?" ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 10:11
Van der Graff Elevators! ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
siLLy puPPy wrote:Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 11:07
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Squirrels go where the nuts are. Watch out for those trees!!! -------------
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 16:12
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We even have extra toilet paper here. Yay! ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 18:12
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Especially the palatable kind! ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 20:16
^Would that be a cross-topic or Interthread post by any chance.   ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 21:42
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My toilet tastes better these days. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 31 2020 at 07:00
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And what, exactly, does your toilet taste like? BBQ'd Squirrel? ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 31 2020 at 09:20
These things happen but there is really a continuity theme throughout the threads as influenced by Frank Zap......Squirrel! ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: December 31 2020 at 10:27
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Rocky and Bullwinkle filling 9 puffy clouds with another dimension while puppies yell .... squirrel! ------------- https://rateyourmusic.com/~siLLy_puPPy |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: December 31 2020 at 11:51
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You never really own a squirrel, only rent it. So the answer is void. Which, in medical terms, is urination. Urination...yer a nation...you're a nation. Rhodesia!!! Rho....dent... rodent . . . Rhodesia no longer exists! Therefore, neither do squirrels! A family of squirrels are in their den in a tree. Papa squirrel sticks his head out the knothole entrance to the den and sniffs the air. "I smell something sweet...I think its honey. Momma squirrel jams her head through next to papa and says, "I smell it too. But I think its maple syrup." Baby squirrel can't get his head through the knothole past momma and poppa and shouts, "All I smell is squirrel asses!" It may have been moles. ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">  https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 31 2020 at 12:02
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Little buggers use my BBQ for Base jumping !   ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 31 2020 at 13:55
I have a family of moles on my ass and my donkey thinks that's not funny either.  ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 31 2020 at 13:56
I liked where that was going, but once again those critters have to ruin it. ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 31 2020 at 20:33
Gherkins. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 01 2021 at 09:04
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Sweet. ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: January 01 2021 at 09:41
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I wonder what the future holds. I should consult my "Joel Osteen Magic 8 Ball". ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 01 2021 at 09:54
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Mine always comes up with the same answer... "Try again later, but in the mean time time...send cash." ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: January 01 2021 at 10:02
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Mine says "Believe in yourself!" Hard to do when I don't even exist. ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: January 29 2021 at 14:34
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Squirrels make good sandwiches. Mine made nice tuna salad sandwich for me today. ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 29 2021 at 14:42
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That's nuts ! ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: January 30 2021 at 10:59
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Post Allergic Reaction Warning Here! ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 30 2021 at 12:22
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I'm only ever deeply concerned when anyone with aller... SQUIRREL ! ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: January 30 2021 at 14:12
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My patio became a squirrel condo today. Meanwhile, in other breaking news...... ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: January 30 2021 at 14:17
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Random thoughts and other misc. ideas: New celebrity sponsored food product....Orson Bean Dip ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 30 2021 at 15:13
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There's something with this poll... Is it too late to change my vote? ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: January 30 2021 at 15:35
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Let us go to respire the air. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: January 30 2021 at 18:32
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It's never too late to change your vote. But you'll have to make a withdrawal first. ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: January 30 2021 at 18:33
Ahhh....the voice of reason! ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: February 02 2021 at 04:52
I comb my hair with napkins. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: February 02 2021 at 06:36
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I find napkins way too expensive and not that absorbent, that's why I pref...SQUIRREL ! ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: February 02 2021 at 13:30
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Squirrels talk after midnight, but remain quiet when Gilligan comes on. ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: February 03 2021 at 08:35
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SQUIRREL ! ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: February 03 2021 at 09:13
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The next time they are looking for fast food, they should use a drive-thru. ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |