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suitkees 
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 Posted: December 23 2020 at 16:06 |
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Six ways to tube a roast and a snail grilled on the fly
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The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
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Posted: December 23 2020 at 16:11 |
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A gallon of your reddest meat, is something I should try
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Posted: December 24 2020 at 04:35 |
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Together with drinks and loins, and well seasoned pheasants smored
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Posted: December 24 2020 at 09:19 |
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All my glands that survive alright might be shaped like my surf board
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Posted: December 24 2020 at 10:09 |
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"Square bus," the gallery pegged Merciful Fate as dead
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Posted: December 24 2020 at 10:27 |
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Ayn Rand wrote a book of jokes then switched to prose instead
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Posted: December 24 2020 at 10:32 |
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Given his last quarter, Shrek, the last ogre, smells
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Posted: December 24 2020 at 10:41 |
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Who brought these toys?, Caprice then grinned, I'll play with Aubrey Belle
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Posted: December 24 2020 at 10:48 |
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And Caprice's nose starts to leak drivel |
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Posted: December 24 2020 at 11:42 |
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As she plants her first wet kiss
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Posted: December 24 2020 at 13:54 |
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and blot the snot with a fox in socks
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Posted: December 24 2020 at 15:04 |
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And now she's totally pissed.
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Posted: December 26 2020 at 04:25 |
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Her piss is legendary for its noise (EDIT: since JD skipped a line, I insert) Loud acoustics of liquid gold  Edited by suitkees - December 26 2020 at 10:40 |
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Posted: December 26 2020 at 07:18 |
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A hound that drops silver feces
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Posted: December 26 2020 at 09:39 |
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It is crust as I make toast
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Posted: December 26 2020 at 10:42 |
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You... You dream there of eating everything but the ice-cream |
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Posted: December 26 2020 at 11:02 |
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Anglagard, and then Nico lead the way
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Posted: December 26 2020 at 13:22 |
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Gold-rimmed round tires of tea leaves play
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Posted: December 26 2020 at 17:22 |
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I winced at my wee pets
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Posted: December 30 2020 at 04:32 |
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(^ It seems you skipped a line...) We did fart... fart... all day
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