Rewriting classics... #2: Pirates
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Topic: Rewriting classics... #2: Pirates
Posted By: JD
Subject: Rewriting classics... #2: Pirates
Date Posted: December 21 2020 at 20:56
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You'll bake a lark, my cousin tried ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 21 2020 at 21:41
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Be the hamper of a ghost ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 22 2020 at 02:52
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We paint the bolts with lips of Stolt ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 22 2020 at 04:54
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I over cooked the roast ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 22 2020 at 11:22
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I hear the thunder of a mad tune ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 22 2020 at 12:01
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As I scream in to a plastic bag ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 22 2020 at 18:01
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Yes I've got the fancy for a clawed bride ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow">  |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 22 2020 at 19:19
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Can I hoard my plastic toys ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 22 2020 at 20:15
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I will bake cookies with poo ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 22 2020 at 20:19
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They're best when they are steamed ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 10:27
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This thread's ignored it's bound to fail ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 10:44
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When the high thighs snub Billy Ray ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 11:02
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I crossed the line in my neighbour's yard ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 12:26
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Fed their fat stag with fresh hay ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 13:06
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A Jerk, a scarab and a leotard ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 13:13
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Will broom the courtyard with French fries ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 14:15
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and many other lace-in panties ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 14:16
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And lest you think I am a pansy ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 15:23
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I will bake you, eat cake too ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 15:47
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And on top I'll add some cream ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 16:06
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Six ways to tube a roast and a snail grilled on the fly ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 23 2020 at 16:11
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A gallon of your reddest meat, is something I should try ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 24 2020 at 04:35
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Together with drinks and loins, and well seasoned pheasants smored ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 24 2020 at 09:19
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All my glands that survive alright might be shaped like my surf board ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 24 2020 at 10:09
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"Square bus," the gallery pegged Merciful Fate as dead ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 24 2020 at 10:27
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Ayn Rand wrote a book of jokes then switched to prose instead ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 24 2020 at 10:32
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Given his last quarter, Shrek, the last ogre, smells ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 24 2020 at 10:41
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Who brought these toys?, Caprice then grinned, I'll play with Aubrey Belle ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 24 2020 at 10:48
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And Caprice's nose starts to leak drivel ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 24 2020 at 11:42
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As she plants her first wet kiss ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 24 2020 at 13:54
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and blot the snot with a fox in socks ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 24 2020 at 15:04
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And now she's totally pissed. ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 26 2020 at 04:25
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Her piss is legendary for its noise (EDIT: since JD skipped a line, I insert) Loud acoustics of liquid gold  ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 26 2020 at 07:18
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A hound that drops silver feces ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 26 2020 at 09:39
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It is crust as I make toast ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 26 2020 at 10:42
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You... You dream there of eating everything but the ice-cream ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 26 2020 at 11:02
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Anglagard, and then Nico lead the way ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 26 2020 at 13:22
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Gold-rimmed round tires of tea leaves play ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 26 2020 at 17:22
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I winced at my wee pets ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 04:32
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(^ It seems you skipped a line...) We did fart... fart... all day ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 06:39
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(I don't know why I keep doing that. Focus JD, focus) A sale on wells and our waves of peas ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 07:20
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And an awkward stint to find as peas freeze ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 10:07
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With the chicken wing-thighed yeoman with portable hoe frown
------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: December 30 2020 at 16:02
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Where I'm so bold and I've been told ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 10:36
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That yeomen can drown ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 10:51
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That's absurd too and close to ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 11:26
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A range of chaps with their helmets full of wings ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 11:39
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Yul stinks and ghosted me ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 11:46
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Why bite your lip and flee ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 12:45
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I drown in bars...then fight ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 14:32
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Bedford, fine, we'll take it and digest, camp it up for a feast or burst ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 14:37
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My dog's floppy ears, I'm stoned and she reaches ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 15:00
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deeper for peaches with her nose first ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 16:06
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This pill looks right so roll the dice ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 16:19
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Swing the preacher the bullocks till he's worse ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 16:27
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Knockwurst, Wanda's too much in my face ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 17:10
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Why daunt her heels and thighs so bright ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 02 2021 at 18:03
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Tent made of sack to cheat the henchman ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 03 2021 at 06:03
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Lack of frogs and no broom to burn ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 03 2021 at 07:42
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A broken bride beat seven mates ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 03 2021 at 08:49
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A fight on open sea, I'll have my turn ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 03 2021 at 10:07
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Pee and it burns...Oh it burns ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 03 2021 at 11:51
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Like wee of 'n angel, what a gold rain ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 03 2021 at 12:33
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Now I'll need some soapy bars ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 03 2021 at 12:57
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If you want mine, don't take the wrong wrong line ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 03 2021 at 13:13
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Grab a leaf rake, peel the bark... ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 07:32
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Or drink blood on a sordid ride ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 07:49
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Display my junk with pride ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 08:40
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Wisdom pennies will churn again ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 09:37
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No need, his rear, is the place I'll play ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 09:41
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For there are pizzas to be eaten and mushrooms on the ground ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 09:53
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Cut meat with cheese make flat short rolls ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 10:35
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In glasses desperados sound ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 10:52
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Fry a steak through hallways for Heather a sweater ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 11:51
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Until her balls are in flames ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 12:53
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Stool stinks the most of pee ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 13:42
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To a level that we need a spree ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 14:35
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Goats thrive on ham...and spleen ! ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: January 04 2021 at 14:51
 ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |