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    Posted: June 10 2018 at 07:27
At ten I listened to Silvie Vartan, Françoise Hardy, Serge Gainsbourg/Jane Birkin, Nana Mouskouri, Adamo (sorry to those I'm missing to recall) - that's what we had on the radio and I loved it.
I only discovered the existence of Mick Jagger/RS much later, at around fourteen, and received the Lucky Man single as a birthday gift at fifteen.

(These are the strong and solid foundations of my earliest musical education, folks, excuse me for taking your time.)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote scruffydragon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 10 2018 at 06:32
I keep asking what I was doing when I was 10 years old, and the answer was playing with my mates on our Chopper bikes or messing around with nets in the local stream. Music was not even on my mind at that tender age. Music if I did hear it was often pieces caught on the radio or Top Of The Pops or introduced to us by our teachers.
 
Most people do not even start to take interest seriously in music until they reach teenage years, and even then it's to be with the in crowd and their mates.
 
Progressive music takes a much more mature mind to appreciate then pop which is where most kids started out in my day with the chart hits. Only later on do some (very lucky) people discover that the best kind of music never made the music charts let alone was made to be commercial.
 
I wonder what the 10 year old child's opinion would be 10 or 20 years time from now.
 
I also wonder what the results of this dubious review would of been if another album say by more recent bands like Erasure or Blondie or Madness , or modern artists like Eminem, Rihanna or Lady Gaga.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote M27Barney Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2018 at 04:26
I think I've said this before, but I have two sons, the eldest likes Michael Buble and old swing crooner type music - but I think he also likes the commercial end of rock music like foreigner. He does not like ELP though.
However my youngest son , likes more or less a lot of the stuff that I like - but with more liking for the more contemporary prog acts like Steven Wilson and Opeth.....He also doesn't particularly like ELP either - but he would be more sympathetic than his older sibling....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Frenetic Zetetic Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2018 at 02:24
This thread reminds me of the time a good friend and I, at a place of business, saw a kid playing 21st Century Schizoid Man on guitar hero or whatever. After the song was over, the kid exclaimed "That was the most out of tune song I've ever heard!".

It's hilarious hearing people mislabel musical terms when describing a sound that isn't familiar, lmao.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Upbeat Tango Monday Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 10 2018 at 19:59
When I was 10 I was into Queen and The Ramones...but I didn't care that much about music. I used to spend my sweet time with my XT monochrome computer playing Maniac Mansion and using PrintMaster. XD (It still works today. Talk about good quality).

BTW, let me ask my ten year old son Spermdownthedrain what he thinks of this review:

"Well, daddy, I think it's a fake review. You can't possibly expect a ten year old kid to utter a word like galore. I'd call the laddie's father a big, ugly liar."

There you have it. My totally legit son doesn't trust the reviewer.
Two random guys agreed to shake hands. Just Because. They felt like it, you know. It was an agreement of sorts...a random agreement.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jayem Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 10 2018 at 13:57
If Daddy had the unfortunate idea of playing a great ELP moment and Mr son was anti everything > LOL
Same with good but not great ELP > LOL
If this was "poor" ELP but the boy was anti anyway > Smile Embarrassed
If this was uninspired ELP & the boy only a bit annoyed >Disapprove 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote richardh Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 10 2018 at 12:42
I don't remember liking music when I was 10. Probably thought it was for silly girls. I liked Thunderbirds , Action Man and not a lot else at that age.
I am little surprised though that anyone finds the comments funny whether fabricated not. There are some very good put downs of ELP but this ain't one of them.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Progfan97402 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 10 2018 at 11:40
I know at 10 (this would be 1982-83), I wasn't much in to music, more into video games at the time (I owned a TI-99/4a home computer where many of the games available were knockoffs of popular arcade classics like TI-Invaders a knockoff of Space Invaders, MunchMan, a knockoff of Pac-Man or Parsec, a knockoff of Defender, but actually they're all very good in their own right). I think if I heard ELP at the time I might have actually liked some of their songs, usually their more radio friendly stuff like "Lucky Man" or "From the Beginning" (although my 10 year old self would likely cringe at "Still... You Turn Me On"). I can say for sure that their debut would have been too much for my ten year old self, except for "Lucky Man" and perhaps "Knife Edge"). Tarkus probably even more so, as even to this day, I felt the title track was brilliant and side two was a bit hit and miss. I can guarantee that I would have thought King Crimson sucked to my 10 year old self, especially if I heard "Moonchild" then. My parents owned no ELP or Crimson albums so this was stuff I discovered in my later teens, by which I was much more ready for this stuff, having a much more understanding of this material than I ever had at 10. Given I was the right age to been exposed to WAY too much synth pop and hair metal in that decade (the 1980s), I couldn't stand that stuff, so it was nice whenever I heard some good, decent songs from the '60s and '70s being played on the FM rock radio dial at the time.
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Originally posted by Prog-jester Prog-jester wrote:

so much negativity in this thread, damn

the kid is right tho, ELP are boring and pretentious, always been. There's no point in listening to CLASSICAL MUSIC MEETS ROCK WHOA pseudo-intellectual schtick from hippie era, when you have so much music to choose from these days

My irony meter has just exploded!
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and by this -
Originally posted by Prog-jester Prog-jester wrote:

CLASSICAL MUSIC MEETS ROCK WHOA pseudo-intellectual schtick from hippie era
- I don't mean prog as a genre, I mean exactly what it is, bands like The Nice and ELP who made pals like Yngwee and Luca Turilli think they're genius only because they can play classical pieces faster than it's supposed

Edited by Prog-jester - April 09 2018 at 15:06
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but there was also Fripp ;) hence we got not only snoozy w**kfest, but some actual great songs (you guessed it, I love all of them except for "Moonchild" noodling section)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote dr wu23 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2018 at 14:27
^And yet your avatar stands there with a classic pseudo intellectual album that Lake was on......

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so much negativity in this thread, damn

the kid is right tho, ELP are boring and pretentious, always been. There's no point in listening to CLASSICAL MUSIC MEETS ROCK WHOA pseudo-intellectual schtick from hippie era, when you have so much music to choose from these days
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ReactioninG Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2018 at 09:39
When I was 10 in the 90s I was listening to classic rock and art rock. My first album was Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John at age 7. I had David Bowie's greatest hits and Talking Heads albums by 10. I didn't like what was on the radio at the time at all.

Age isn't an excuse.

Also think the interview is fabricated.
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Originally posted by Jeffro Jeffro wrote:

Originally posted by Aussie-Byrd-Brother Aussie-Byrd-Brother wrote:

Pretty sure my entire life at ten years old solely revolved around Optimus Prime...


Mine was probably baseball cards, plastic army men and my Big Wheel

Oddly, at just over forty and bumbling through a life of wasted time on unworthy people and abusive monsters, I find my life is somewhat back at this point again! I'm constantly falling into child-like nostalgia to bring a sense of safe happy memories, it's quite pitiful really!
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The author is a jerk too, just another prog-hating journalist with a bratty kid who also has no musicality whatsoever either. And yeah, the kids comments do sound false, or changed to sound as brutal as possible.




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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote AFlowerKingCrimson Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2018 at 05:39
Originally posted by Argos Argos wrote:

Originally posted by wiz_d_kidd wiz_d_kidd wrote:

It was meant to be humorous. 

And for the record, I don't agree with the youngster's review.  I like most of the album, except for "Take a Pebble".  Maybe the lad thought the title was "Take a Piddle"?
Take a Pebble is my favourite of that album. I just absolutely love what Emerson does with the piano and organ all over the track. Quite the opposite tastes we have. 

Probably mine too. I love the part in the middle where it sounds like they are having a bonfire down by the beach. Smile
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote miamiscot Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 06 2018 at 08:13
Kids are dumb.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tapfret Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 05 2018 at 11:45
When I was 10 I was spinning this exact album along with Yessongs, A Passion Play, Bizarre Records' Zapped compilation, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. These albums were not yet as old as I was. Nor had My Dinner with Andre been released. Right about that time I was just discovering music my dad didn't like such as Devo and Black Sabbath. I appreciate stuff from the 1930's now, but probably had a similar opinion of it at the time as the writers kid.

Nonetheless, the little booger eater in question is why I don't have kids. Never liked them. Even when...check that...especially when I was one. Talk about something you don't want to be stuck on a desert island with.

Funny thing is I had friends whose kids that hated prog when they were that age are rediscovering it in there 20's and are way more into it than their parents ever were.

Edited by Tapfret - April 05 2018 at 11:47
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jeffro Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2018 at 08:38
Originally posted by SteveG SteveG wrote:


The 10 year old is a witch! And you know what we do with witches!

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