If Britain had won the War

The Tea Party would probably mean something different.

I do not know if you are aware but there is a country north of the USA, called Canada . Still part of the Commonwealth, though not a 'Dominion'or a colony anymore.  

We might all have to watch soccer.    And real football, American football, the kind of football that MEN play, might never have been invented.   

I could get really good teas quite easily and my accent would kick ass.

akamaisondufromage wrote: http://www.fastcocreate.com/3032319/newcastle-brown-ale-imagines-america-if-july-4th-never-happened What would USA be like if we had won?

There would be no USA. There would just be more to the British Overseas Territories.

The Doctor wrote: We might all have to watch soccer.    And real football, American football, the kind of football that MEN play...

Pah!

All that armour, 97 people on each team, none of whom are on the pitch for more than 30 seconds, played in quarters not halfs & so boring they have to have teams of pretty ladies jumping up & down on the sidelines to keep the crowd amused

American football is just rugby for pansies!



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*Pandas are just bears with eye makeup

Malt vinegar would cost more.

akamaisondufromage wrote: *Pandas are just bears with eye makeup

That made me laugh out loud

If we had won? there wouldn't be a world series restricted to just local teams, no politician would be dumb enough to showboat through the empire in an open top limousine, your cheese and chocolate would taste like cheese and chocolate, Dream Theatre would be spelt (NOT spelled) correctly, Michael Jackson would have been dyed black and institutionalized* (and f*cking 'American English' would be considered a war crime against language), Jim Carey and Adam Sandler would have been beaten into renal failure by a baying but discerning mob with an overwhelming mandate for clemency, John Lennon would still be alive and Mark Chapman would be starring as the parasite that lives in your colon in a documentary about consumer resource interactions, Jimi Hendrix would be converted from ex-pat to local hero, another really sh*t national anthem would have been avoided, a billion would mean a million million and a trillion would mean a million million million because some obscure outpost of the commonwealth clearly can't count (or spell), neither your beat cop or petty criminal scum would be armed, fighting in a jungle environment completely alien to our troops like say, Vietnam would have never been countenanced and a bill of rights that deems sacrosanct the right to keep and bear arms (or arm bears, you choose) has been instrumental in the avoidance of mass random and motiveless slayings in high schools, educational establishments and places of higher learning.


Edited by ExittheLemming - June 26 2014 at 06:57

Yeah but... roasted marrow?