Favorite Piece Of Stupidity

Can we not?

Atavachron wrote: oh, Europe, without a doubt

For derogatory comments against Europe, please quote and reply to the rest of this post after the line of tildes (~).

Achem.................*****


If I, eh, MAY, say something, yes?

WHY DO YOU THINK EUROPE IS STUPID?!?!?!

Of course, it was I who placed their name on my Poll-- So any votes I get can only be my fault...

You do know Europe is a band, RIGHT?

What do you have against them?

Do you have things against Pop Metal in general?

Of course, the only reason I haven't totally exploded is because, you should know, that by voting for them, you not only said they were stupid, but that they are stupid, and you like it.

Which is like saying "Whoever decided to create Europe is stupid-- but it's STUPID GENIUS! But it is kinda dumb that Joey Tempest sings so high."

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DISCLAIMER:

IMPORTANT:

*****NEVER SPEAK DIRTY ABOUT THE EUROPE. THE EUROPE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A MASTERWORK OF POP METAL CRAFTSMANSHIP. SPEAKING DIRTY ABOUT EUROPE MAY INCLUDE: CRACKING DOWN ON THEIR SOMETIMES UNUSUALLY HIGH LEAD VOCALIST, JOEY TEMPEST; SAYING THEY ARE NOT METAL (AT LEAST IN SOME TWISTED POPULAR FORM); SAYING JOHN NORUM IS NOT A GOOD GUITARIST; OR JUST DEROGATORY COMMENTS IN GENERAL ABOUT EUROPE AND THE QUALITY OF THEIR MUSIC. IF, BY CHANCE, YOU DO HAPPEN TO GO INTO ONE OF ABOVE TERRITORIES WITHOUT SINISTER INTENTIONS, SIMPLY ISSUE THE STATEMENT "EUROPE IS POP-METAL, BUT I DO NOT LIKE THEM." SHOULD YOU FAIL TO ISSUE THIS STATEMENT BY A MOST EXTENDED PERIOD OF ABOUT 3 HOURS, BE AWARE YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULL EXTENT OF CAPABILITY WITHIN A FORUM WITHOUT ACTUALLY INVOLVING THE GOVERNMENT. CONSEQUENCES MAY INCLUDE: ANOTHER POST OF SIMILAR PROPORTIONS TO THIS ONE; DEROGATORY REMARKS MADE AGAINST ANY NUMBER OF NON-PROG BANDS FAVORED BY THE DIRTY-SPEAKER IN QUESTION; A THREAD DEVOTED SPECIFICALLY TO THE POSSIBLE RESULTING FLAME WAR; AND/OR A SIMPLE RESTATEMENT OF FACT: EUROPE'S FINAL COUNTDOWN IS MASTERFUL POP METAL.

Begin Form For Derogatory Comments Against Europe:

Should you choose to embark upon the unfortunately thorny trail of comments against Europe, please choose one or more of the following degrees to make totally dismissing and/or refuting your comment easier to manage and maintain. Keep in mind however, that choosing more than one degree may result in a longer dismissal/refuting and may cause more bands of your respective favor to become be-littled.

Degrees of Derogatory Comments Against Europe:

1. They Aren't My Thing, But I Could See Liking Them

2. I Can't Stand Them, But I'm Glad You Found Something You Like

3. Europe Is Noise

4. Europe Cannot Play

5. Europe Is Not Metal

6. Everything About Europe Is Bad: From Their Guitarist, To Their Lead Singer, To Their Drummer

7. Europe Is Not A Band, But Simply A Group Of Delusional Swedish People That Decided They Would Try To Make Music, But Failed, While Still Becoming Popular, Because Lets Face It, Pop Music Is Not Music, It's FAILED ATTEMPTS AT PROG.

Also, please state your reason in the blank for making these unduly atrocious comments about Europe:

[Some suggestions include, but are not limited to: To see what would happen, To offend StaaViinsZ, Just because I hate them, because they are not and never will be any form of Metal, or because you simply have a problem with hating on Non-Prog bands]


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Also, In the following 3 blanks, please provide your Forum Name, A Mixed version of letters from your real name and the letters of the name of your favorite Prog album, and a entirely unnecessary series of letters and numbers mixed together totally a maximum of 20 characters. This information is necessary for quicker processing.


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AFTER you have finished the above sections, write a short essay about why you hate Europe and your opinion of their musical style, totaling a minimum of 1 sentence, and a maximum of 20 words.


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OPTIONAL:
Beginning May 2014, the way StaaViinsZ responds to derogatory comments about Europe may change. Please list a few short suggestions on how you would like to see it do so (Minimum of 5 words).


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Please give your overall opinion of Hair Metal in general; not necessarily but possibly pertaining to the bands Europe, Stryper, Crimson Glory, Helix, Coney Hatch, Vandenburg, LoudNess, Warlock/Doro, Deliverance, Holy Soldier, Pink Cream 69 and Whitesnake.

A. All Crap

B. I Hate Them All

C. Most I Hate; A Few I Like

D. I Minorly Dislike All Of Them

E. I Like Them All

F. I Like All But One Or Two That I Might Have Not Heard Of

G. I Love Them All

H. I Can't Get Enough Of This Stuff

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Please give your HONEST opinion of Micheal McDonald.

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Circle (Or underline) all of the follow things which annoy you most.

A. People Liking Europe

B. People Calling Europe Metal

C. StaaViinsZ

D. Pop Metal And/or Prominent Use Of Keyboards In Metal Without Virtuosic Soloing

E. Metal

F. High Singers That Refuse To Sing Low Even When Singing Power Ballads

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Consider the past 12 months. How many derogatory comments have you made against Pop/Hair Metal bands in general?

A. 1-3

B. 4-7

C. 8-22

D. Upwards of 100,000 (Insurmountable)

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Consider you are a woman (Approximately Age 16-22), looking at a photo of a Hair Metal band. From this point of view, how would you consider the attractiveness of these men?

A. They're Freaks

B. They're Attractive

C. Infatuation

D. Neutral (Neither beautiful nor repulsive)

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After answering the above question, if a man, rate (on a scale of 1-10) how likely you would be in 1984, should the perfect opportunity arise, to become a fully participating member in one of these bands (hair and all). If a woman, rate how likely you would be to date one of these men, in 1984. Please also circle your respective gender (Optional, but recommended for accurate results).

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Please Describe Your Opinion of Destroyed Jeans

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Please Assign A Letter To Your Forum Name (From A-to-Z)

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Forum Name With Assigned Letter: ___________________________________


In 1-10 Words, Please Summarize Your Dis-Like Of Hair Metal Bands, And/Or A Respective Genre You Dis-Like (Please state genre if not referring to Hair Metal).

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Thank you for filling out the Official Europe Derogatory Comments Form.
Please return this form to StaaViinsZ as soon as possible for quick and
speedy processing. Please read over, if you have not already done so,
the disclaimer which appears before this form, to review the possible
consequences of doing so. Please also note that any forms submitted
with positive comments on Europe may be met with either increased
suspicion or friendly speak and increased kindness toward your person.
The latter is especially likely if you are a girl under 30 years of age,
although it is likely even if you did not fill out this form, in fact, that would
pretty much be normal if you are a girl under 30 years of age.
If you are a girl (un-married) under 30 years of age, I apologize for
bothering you with this post and hope that this doesn't mean we can't
be friends. If you are a married woman, preferably under 30, but not
necessarily, then I hope this doesn't mean we can't be JUST FRIENDS,
and you can give me advice. Heh, anyway, I'm rambling, so, uh, yeah,
just turn this form in as fast as possible for processing.
Later.

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There's never a chainsaw massacre around when you could really use one....He's starting to frighten the other children

lol.

I think PA needs at least one person to make ridiculous topics and responses; keeps it fun.

smartpatrol wrote: I think PA needs at least one person to make ridiculous topics and responses; keeps it fun.

Dean wrote: smartpatrol wrote: I think PA needs at least one person to make ridiculous topics and responses; keeps it fun. What does it feel like to lose your crown to someone older?

We get it Dean, you like picking on me cause I'm young. Give it a rest

Smartpatrol wrote: We get it Dean, you like picking on me cause I'm young. Give it a rest

Lol how old is he? Younger than me? I thought I was the youngest person on this forum.

Scariest five words on this forum:   Online Location: Creating New Poll

hahahaha...

Hey, this poll is a good one, I thought. It's more serious(Referring to the poll I created then-- not this one).


Edited by StaaViinsZ - March 09 2014 at 03:26