Favorite Piece Of Stupidity
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Topic: Favorite Piece Of Stupidity
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Subject: Favorite Piece Of Stupidity
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 15:49
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Please note that by voting for a respective choice, you are not only saying that it is stupid, but it is one of your favorite stupid things. Therefor, consider carefully before you hastily cast your vote, fair semi-fellow Proggers. 25 choices lay before thee glazen over, swollen, beady screen-burned eyes. Do not choose unwisely, Dear Ones. ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 15:53
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Cyber-narcissism. ------------- 
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Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 16:24
Are these the kinds of people prog attracts?  ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 16:30
------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
The T wrote:Posted By: lazland
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 16:34
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Don't tell 'em, Pike. ------------- Enhance your life. Get down to www.lazland.org Now also broadcasting on www.progzilla.com Every Saturday, 4.00 p.m. UK time! |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 16:52
 ------------- What? |
Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 16:59
 ------------- Help me I'm falling! |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 17:35
Consciously favoring stupidity? I might have heard of this concept before, but I'm not sure.
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 17:43
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I bite drills. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 17:56
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First of all, what is this private Pike business you're on about, anyway, Lazland?
And what should I not tell them? Next, Dean, that is the weirdest painting I have ever seen, and don't know what it's meant to represent. Whatever it is, however, I'm sure is inappropriate. To the Man with the Hat, kudos. Biting drills is the stupidest thing anybody's said here yet, aside from Cyber-narcissism. If anybody is wondering why I didn't quote, it would be because I am on my phone. That is all. STUVAN =_= ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 18:01
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Double-posting is now officially my favourite. ------------- What? |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 18:04
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------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 18:04
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^CRAP IT!
I knew it... it wasn't me-- it was my phone! I deleted it within 2 minutes... but not quick enough ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 18:05
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Dean, seriously, who or what did that painting? ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 18:43
^ Metamorphosis of Narcissus by Salvador Dali. Google Images is your friend. 
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Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 10:59
 ------------- One does nothing yet nothing is left undone. Haquin |
Posted By: proggman
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 18:27
This comment explains the meaning of this poll perfectly.  ------------- When he rides, my fears subside. For darkness turns once more to light. Through the skies, his white horse flies. To find a land beyond the night. |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 19:36
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women. but everybody knows that, even women, so it need not be voted upon
-------------  A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 19:40
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http://packback442.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow - This transphobic fellow I met on tumblr whom I had a very heated discussion with today
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 21:01
| oh, Europe, without a doubt |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 21:39
| Can we not? |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 22:03
Thank You much for that, my friend. Dean, don't think this makes it any more appropriate. ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 00:22
For derogatory comments against Europe, please quote and reply to the rest of this post after the line of tildes (~). Achem.................***** If I, eh, MAY, say something, yes? WHY DO YOU THINK EUROPE IS STUPID?!?!?! Of course, it was I who placed their name on my Poll-- So any votes I get can only be my fault... You do know Europe is a band, RIGHT? What do you have against them? Do you have things against Pop Metal in general? Of course, the only reason I haven't totally exploded is because, you should know, that by voting for them, you not only said they were stupid, but that they are stupid, and you like it. Which is like saying "Whoever decided to create Europe is stupid-- but it's STUPID GENIUS! But it is kinda dumb that Joey Tempest sings so high." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DISCLAIMER: IMPORTANT: *****NEVER SPEAK DIRTY ABOUT THE EUROPE. THE EUROPE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A MASTERWORK OF POP METAL CRAFTSMANSHIP. SPEAKING DIRTY ABOUT EUROPE MAY INCLUDE: CRACKING DOWN ON THEIR SOMETIMES UNUSUALLY HIGH LEAD VOCALIST, JOEY TEMPEST; SAYING THEY ARE NOT METAL (AT LEAST IN SOME TWISTED POPULAR FORM); SAYING JOHN NORUM IS NOT A GOOD GUITARIST; OR JUST DEROGATORY COMMENTS IN GENERAL ABOUT EUROPE AND THE QUALITY OF THEIR MUSIC. IF, BY CHANCE, YOU DO HAPPEN TO GO INTO ONE OF ABOVE TERRITORIES WITHOUT SINISTER INTENTIONS, SIMPLY ISSUE THE STATEMENT "EUROPE IS POP-METAL, BUT I DO NOT LIKE THEM." SHOULD YOU FAIL TO ISSUE THIS STATEMENT BY A MOST EXTENDED PERIOD OF ABOUT 3 HOURS, BE AWARE YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULL EXTENT OF CAPABILITY WITHIN A FORUM WITHOUT ACTUALLY INVOLVING THE GOVERNMENT. CONSEQUENCES MAY INCLUDE: ANOTHER POST OF SIMILAR PROPORTIONS TO THIS ONE; DEROGATORY REMARKS MADE AGAINST ANY NUMBER OF NON-PROG BANDS FAVORED BY THE DIRTY-SPEAKER IN QUESTION; A THREAD DEVOTED SPECIFICALLY TO THE POSSIBLE RESULTING FLAME WAR; AND/OR A SIMPLE RESTATEMENT OF FACT: EUROPE'S FINAL COUNTDOWN IS MASTERFUL POP METAL. Begin Form For Derogatory Comments Against Europe: Should you choose to embark upon the unfortunately thorny trail of comments against Europe, please choose one or more of the following degrees to make totally dismissing and/or refuting your comment easier to manage and maintain. Keep in mind however, that choosing more than one degree may result in a longer dismissal/refuting and may cause more bands of your respective favor to become be-littled. Degrees of Derogatory Comments Against Europe: 1. They Aren't My Thing, But I Could See Liking Them 2. I Can't Stand Them, But I'm Glad You Found Something You Like 3. Europe Is Noise 4. Europe Cannot Play 5. Europe Is Not Metal 6. Everything About Europe Is Bad: From Their Guitarist, To Their Lead Singer, To Their Drummer 7. Europe Is Not A Band, But Simply A Group Of Delusional Swedish People That Decided They Would Try To Make Music, But Failed, While Still Becoming Popular, Because Lets Face It, Pop Music Is Not Music, It's FAILED ATTEMPTS AT PROG. Also, please state your reason in the blank for making these unduly atrocious comments about Europe: [Some suggestions include, but are not limited to: To see what would happen, To offend StaaViinsZ, Just because I hate them, because they are not and never will be any form of Metal, or because you simply have a problem with hating on Non-Prog bands] __________________________________________ Also, In the following 3 blanks, please provide your Forum Name, A Mixed version of letters from your real name and the letters of the name of your favorite Prog album, and a entirely unnecessary series of letters and numbers mixed together totally a maximum of 20 characters. This information is necessary for quicker processing. ______________________________ ______________________________ ____________________ AFTER you have finished the above sections, write a short essay about why you hate Europe and your opinion of their musical style, totaling a minimum of 1 sentence, and a maximum of 20 words. __________________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________ OPTIONAL: Beginning May 2014, the way StaaViinsZ responds to derogatory comments about Europe may change. Please list a few short suggestions on how you would like to see it do so (Minimum of 5 words). __________________________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________________________________ Please give your overall opinion of Hair Metal in general; not necessarily but possibly pertaining to the bands Europe, Stryper, Crimson Glory, Helix, Coney Hatch, Vandenburg, LoudNess, Warlock/Doro, Deliverance, Holy Soldier, Pink Cream 69 and Whitesnake. A. All Crap B. I Hate Them All C. Most I Hate; A Few I Like D. I Minorly Dislike All Of Them E. I Like Them All F. I Like All But One Or Two That I Might Have Not Heard Of G. I Love Them All H. I Can't Get Enough Of This Stuff -------------- Please give your HONEST opinion of Micheal McDonald. ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ Circle (Or underline) all of the follow things which annoy you most. A. People Liking Europe B. People Calling Europe Metal C. StaaViinsZ D. Pop Metal And/or Prominent Use Of Keyboards In Metal Without Virtuosic Soloing E. Metal F. High Singers That Refuse To Sing Low Even When Singing Power Ballads --------------------- Consider the past 12 months. How many derogatory comments have you made against Pop/Hair Metal bands in general? A. 1-3 B. 4-7 C. 8-22 D. Upwards of 100,000 (Insurmountable) ---------------------- Consider you are a woman (Approximately Age 16-22), looking at a photo of a Hair Metal band. From this point of view, how would you consider the attractiveness of these men? A. They're Freaks B. They're Attractive C. Infatuation D. Neutral (Neither beautiful nor repulsive) --------------------- After answering the above question, if a man, rate (on a scale of 1-10) how likely you would be in 1984, should the perfect opportunity arise, to become a fully participating member in one of these bands (hair and all). If a woman, rate how likely you would be to date one of these men, in 1984. Please also circle your respective gender (Optional, but recommended for accurate results). M F 1 * 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 * 6 * 7 * 8 * 9 * 10 Please Describe Your Opinion of Destroyed Jeans __________________________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________________________________ Please Assign A Letter To Your Forum Name (From A-to-Z) A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Forum Name With Assigned Letter: ___________________________________ In 1-10 Words, Please Summarize Your Dis-Like Of Hair Metal Bands, And/Or A Respective Genre You Dis-Like (Please state genre if not referring to Hair Metal). __________________________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________________________________ Thank you for filling out the Official Europe Derogatory Comments Form. Please return this form to StaaViinsZ as soon as possible for quick and speedy processing. Please read over, if you have not already done so, the disclaimer which appears before this form, to review the possible consequences of doing so. Please also note that any forms submitted with positive comments on Europe may be met with either increased suspicion or friendly speak and increased kindness toward your person. The latter is especially likely if you are a girl under 30 years of age, although it is likely even if you did not fill out this form, in fact, that would pretty much be normal if you are a girl under 30 years of age. If you are a girl (un-married) under 30 years of age, I apologize for bothering you with this post and hope that this doesn't mean we can't be friends. If you are a married woman, preferably under 30, but not necessarily, then I hope this doesn't mean we can't be JUST FRIENDS, and you can give me advice. Heh, anyway, I'm rambling, so, uh, yeah, just turn this form in as fast as possible for processing. Later. Provided by the OEDC (Official Europe Derogatory Comments) Board. Current members: StaaViinsZ. If you wish to join the OEDC board, please contact StaaViinsZ by E-mail at [email protected] . Thank you. --**OEDC Board**-- ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 00:49
| sstop |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 00:55
There's never a chainsaw massacre around when you could really use one....He's starting to frighten the other children
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Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 00:58
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Wat. I guess i should of started the final countdown for this thread a while ago. Hmph. Stephen, i admire your passion, but I would try to cool off with your passionate responses to people. ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 01:08
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lol. ------------- What? |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 01:09
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The problem here is that this "look at me, I am very special" thread has been in general polls for so long, which effectively means that it pops up on the main forum page.
Moved to just for fun. ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 01:11
------------- What? |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 01:15
Oh and Europe were fantastic back when I was 12 and associated spandex with superheroes  ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 01:25
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I think PA needs at least one person to make ridiculous topics and responses; keeps it fun.
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 01:26
Solid MTV-friendly Pop Metal, if I had been 12 in 1986 I think I'd have probably liked them too... or maybe Berlin because the singer was slightly prettier. ------------- What? |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 01:27
What does it feel like to lose your crown to someone older? ------------- What? |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 01:55
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Don't intend to offend anyone or make anyone feel bad-- however, beware, if you knock Europe, be prepared for a battle. I must admit, I didn't quite plan for that post to go THAT far, though. I just got started of that form, and found it pretty fun, so I just kept writing it, lol.
Normally, I wouldn't go that crazy. But if you knock the Europe, what I do is out of my hands. But seriously though, it's all meant in good nature. I don't want to make any feel bad or hurt anyone's feelings, that's not what I meant at all. I just like to have fun and defend a band, which, in all honesty, is, in my opinion, one of the greatest of all time. If I hurt anyone, though, I am deeply sorry, for it was meant to be taken light-heartedly, not to bring someone down.
Not even gonna ask what this means, but I am fine with moving this to there.
Hey, don't knock the Power Rangers. They're almost as cool as Europe. Almost. Ha, not quite though.
Are you implying that what I post is ridiculous? Well, perhaps at times, yes.
Really, that's all anyone had to say. Thank you Dean. You are a kind person.
I take it you are sarcastically stating that I am way older than whatever age he is? Any other band, I wouldn't bother-- but never knock the band that got me into music-- that said, I do it because I want to, because it's kind of fun-- if it's going to make someone sad or cry then I obviously do not want to. Anyway, in good nature, I state, be prepared if thou doest knock, THE EUROPE! Sincerely, Steve ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 01:56
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 01:58
lol. ------------- What? |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 03:09
Lol how old is he? Younger than me? I thought I was the youngest person on this forum. ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 03:18
| Scariest five words on this forum: Online Location: Creating New Poll |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 03:23
hahahaha... Hey, this poll is a good one, I thought. It's more serious(Referring to the poll I created then-- not this one). ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 03:40
Last down the maternity chute doesn't come with a medal. There are pre school algae posting on Pond Life Archives older than you -------------
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Posted By: Metalmarsh89
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 03:56
You gotta take the good with the bad. ------------- Want to play mafia? Visit http://www.mafiathesyndicate.com" rel="nofollow - here . |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 03:56
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 05:21
Well almost everything you post centres around you - even the topics you create, which probably is why people made the 'cyber-narcissism' comment earlier on. You go to great lengths extrapolating a certain image for yourself instead of talking to us mere mortal folks in a manner that purports genuine interest in being here....together with the rest of us. Oh and another thing: one of the first things you posted about was the general age and supposedly uninformed nature of the people in the "fave non-prog artists" poll. Instead of keeping away from a poll where you have nothing intelligent to add, you commence your PA infancy by making fun of people with more "matured" tastes than yourself. I know you said that all of this is made in good fun, and maybe it is, but it'd be nice to get to know you a little before you pour your nappie content in our ears. "First you bring me flowers and then I'll show you the bedroom eh?" ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 09:35
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I would add those water flavors like Mio and Dasani Drops. Because before that it must have been impossible to get a flavored bottled beverage. ------------- a.k.a. H.T. http://riekels.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow - http://riekels.wordpress.com |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: April 15 2014 at 16:20
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I was looking for Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga on this list. Sadly nowhere to be found.
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 17 2014 at 02:13
I'm currently wearing a T-shirt older than many on this forum  ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: April 17 2014 at 09:27
| what does the shirt say? |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: April 17 2014 at 10:19
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...wash me? ------------- What? |
Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: April 17 2014 at 10:39
| probably fall apart |
Posted By: Bitterblogger
Date Posted: April 22 2014 at 18:52
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Floppy discs, but what I really wanted to vote for (against?) was the scantron card.
Dishonorable mention is the 8-track tape. Takes up space, interrupts music continuity, and the fade-out leading to the click. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 23 2014 at 02:47
I'm guessing Rush, maybe Hem or 2112 or something ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: May 28 2014 at 06:11
Whoops - didn't see the responses so now I have to remember what I was wearing on April 17th... 
(I'm 51, you know...)
I assume it was probably - Fairport Convention 1993 winter tour (until recently I was still regularly wearing my 1983 Hawkwind Sonic Attack tour shirt, but this is now consigned to the bin - the material got thinner, as I got thicker  )
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: July 22 2014 at 10:18
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I have no idea what this thread represents ------------- 
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Posted By: addictedtoprog
Date Posted: July 25 2014 at 14:20
| Maybe creation of this thread itself has been an act of stupidity...but it ain't nobody's favourite imo. |